Chuck Norris is a right wing bigot who believes in gay conversion therapy, is anti gay marriage and is a general hard line Republican fuckhead....Am I doing this right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The lights in chuck norris's house are always on.. because the dark is afraid of chuck norris..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my women the same way Chuck Norris beats up thugs... 5 at a time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in the table of elements...

The only element he believes in is the element of surprise ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck norris can punch a cyclops between the eye..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck norris once uppercuted a horse. This is how giraffes were made

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris rubs a magic lamp to give the Genie 3 wishes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris catches flies with tweezers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass.... at night.

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By *ango2getherMan over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Chuck Norris can look you in the eye and say Auchtermuchty without blinding you with spittle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck norris can kick a snake between the legs..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The only person to get Trump out of the White House is Chuck Norris but nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck norris can build a snowman with rain..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jesus could walk on the water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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By *estlo-mMan over a year ago

west lothian

Chuck Norris doesn't get older on his birthday, he simply levels up.

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By *eep.Man over a year ago

Just a background character

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By *eep.Man over a year ago

Just a background character

Chuck Norris is so good in bed, not only does he cum second, he IS the Second Coming

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By *ering SeaMan over a year ago

Penicuik

Chuck Norris once walked his dog in Boston and won the marathon

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By *cotyguyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Boris once met Chuck Morris. Hence the hair

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By *r huskyMan over a year ago

cockenzie

How does Chuck Norris screw in a light bulb

He doesn't he holds it up and the

World revolves around him

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By *cottishornMan over a year ago

wee village

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

Chuck Norris counted to infinitely.....TWICE

Chuck Norris had sex once on a truck. Some of the seamen dripped into the engine block.....and kids thatis how transformers were born

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By *irky_coupleCouple over a year ago

kirky

Chuck Norris doesn't own a watch,he decides what time it is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris makes memory foam forget.

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By *alkdirty2meCouple over a year ago

20 miles south of Edinburgh

Chuck Norris can make m&ms melt in his hand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris farted = Coronavirus

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By *rfredzzzMan over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *rfredzzzMan over a year ago

Glasgow

The moon has craters because as a child, Chuck Norris would throw pebbles at it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently Chuck Norris has counted from 0 to infinity twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck norris can make snow Angels.. in the concrete.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris dosent have sex he just stares and tells you your fucked...

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By *rsheelzCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Chuck Norris never dials a wrong number, you answered the wrong phone

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By *rsheelzCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Chuck Norris found all the Pokémon go using a dial up connection

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

Chuck Norris doesn't read books ,he just stares at them until he gets the information he wants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when chuck norris adds milk to rice krispies the shut the fuck up

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

When there's a zombie apocalypse, the zombies have to decide what weapon to use against Chuck Norris

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By *bolton88Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Chuck Norris is Victoria's secret

Chuck Norris has a 'to do' list, it's called the Guinness world records

Chuck Norris can speak fluent Japanese in Russian

Bruce Lee passed in 1973 after Chuck finally was allowed to watch the way of the Dragon and found out the editors made it look like Bruce won the fight

"Yeah, yeah, Chuck can touch it" - MC Hammer

Social distancing with Chuck Norris is not cause of Covid, it's cause your in Roundhouse range.

Chuck Norris and Superman had an argument and the loser had to wear pajamas for life

The Clinton's have Chuck on speed dial for when they need a suicide.

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By *rsheelzCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Chuck Norris beat a man to death with an air guitar

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By *unseekers87Couple over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.