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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was reading an article referencing a pineapple door knocker as an outward sign of being swingers.
do any of you fabsters express outward signs like this or it is all bullshit? any examples? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..
Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..
How many posts till some one mentions PG.
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It's a hot tub now |
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"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..
Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..
How many posts till some one mentions PG.
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Christ i have one of those. |
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"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..
Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..
How many posts till some one mentions PG.
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Christ i have one of those."
Was it your house they filmed the episode at....???? |
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"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..
Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..
How many posts till some one mentions PG.
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Christ i have one of those.
Was it your house they filmed the episode at....????"
May have been my mums as i bought her one too |
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"Was wondering who buys those ridiculously large gnomes they sell in asda... could it be? No surely not  "
God they give me the creeps. Someone round the corner has loads of them in the front garden.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was wondering who buys those ridiculously large gnomes they sell in asda... could it be? No surely not "
My Dad looks like one of those gnomes...wonder if passers by mistake their house as a swingers den when he's out innocently trimming my old dear's bush. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was wondering who buys those ridiculously large gnomes they sell in asda... could it be? No surely not
My Dad looks like one of those gnomes...wonder if passers by mistake their house as a swingers den when he's out innocently trimming my old dear's bush."
If he does that in public it’s no wonder they think it’s a swingers den   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..
Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..
How many posts till some one mentions PG.
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It's a hot tub now "
lolz. you could be right. we have neighbours we know fkr sure to be old time swingers according to our other neighbours and they have a hot tub. shame they are not our cup of tea. |
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Pineapples were to signify sailors , of old ,that were home, they came home from pineapple lands and stuck one on their garden . That way the wife’s lovers knew to stay away !
Check out the story behind “ the pineapple” building near airth. It gives a good report ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pineapples were to signify sailors , of old ,that were home, they came home from pineapple lands and stuck one on their garden . That way the wife’s lovers knew to stay away !
Check out the story behind “ the pineapple” building near airth. It gives a good report ! "
swashbuckle cheer! Ahoy. |
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"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..
Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..
How many posts till some one mentions PG.
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I really should read the whole forum first! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..
Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..
How many posts till some one mentions PG.
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Tea bags? |
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By *orge71Man
over a year ago
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"Pineapples were to signify sailors , of old ,that were home, they came home from pineapple lands and stuck one on their garden . That way the wife’s lovers knew to stay away !
Check out the story behind “ the pineapple” building near airth. It gives a good report ! "
Educational |
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"Would you not be able to get them cheaper down the barrows than poundland.
We know you Scots like a bargain
The Barras ye sassenach, sakes  "
Oi don't insult me I'm a taff..certainly not a "mochen saesneg" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think Pampus grass is supposed to be a sign, probably more an 80s/90s thing x"
My mum use to have one of them in the back garden she hated the thing but it was big and and we couldn’t get the routs so she kept burning it but it always came back lol |
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"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..
Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..
How many posts till some one mentions PG.
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I’ve got a little wooden carved hoggie at my door  |
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I was at a sales training course in Birmingham and an lady who was on the course was as sexy as hell, not drop dead gorgeous but she had a certain je ne sais quoi about her and she wore an ankle bracelet. I wish I had complimented her on it to see her reaction but felt it was a bit creepy and I’d have died if she said her daughter had bought her it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was at a sales training course in Birmingham and an lady who was on the course was as sexy as hell, not drop dead gorgeous but she had a certain je ne sais quoi about her and she wore an ankle bracelet. I wish I had complimented her on it to see her reaction but felt it was a bit creepy and I’d have died if she said her daughter had bought her it. "
I've got one I like to wear in summer...just wear it because I like it though, not making any statement. |
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"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..
Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..
How many posts till some one mentions PG.
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It's a hot tub now "
In the front garden?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pampas grass was my first thought , remember hearing it years ago . Don’t see it so much nowadays? Replaced by hedgehogs apparently. Or foxes . In which case everyone’s a swinger baby that’s no lie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Personally I can't be arsed with subtle hints or hidden codes and signs .
I just have a sign on the gate saying fancy a fuck as I'm a swinger. "
 . PMSL. subtle as a cock flavoured lolly pop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think Pampus grass is supposed to be a sign, probably more an 80s/90s thing x"
I heard that....loved driving about Mearns wondering who the 'naughty' folk were....
Think I'll plant some out front tomorrow |
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By *bostCouple
over a year ago
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"One of my favourite episodes of Life on Mars was the swingers party, and Sam and Annie went as Tony and Cherie Blair and Gene Hunt gatecrashed as Gordon Brown "
We only just watched this last night. |
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