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over a year ago
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"Giving dogs a "clap". When I first moved to Scotland I genuinely thought it was weird that children would ask if they could give my dog an applause. "
Ha ha...that's quite cute actually  |
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By *ose1985Woman
over a year ago
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"Giving dogs a "clap". When I first moved to Scotland I genuinely thought it was weird that children would ask if they could give my dog an applause.
Ha ha...that's quite cute actually "
Haha. I say it myself now.
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Some Scottish people struggle with this - it hangs on the wall at Kirkcaldy station
Whit wey does the engine say ‘Toot-toot’?
Is it feart to gang in the tunnel?
Whit wey is the furnace no pit oot
When the rain gangs doon the funnel?
What’ll I hae for my tea the nicht?
A herrin’, or maybe a haddie?
Has Gran’ma gotten electric licht?
Is the next stop Kirkcaddy?
There’s a hoodie-craw on yon turnip-raw!
An’ seagulls! – sax or seeven.
I’ll no fa’ oot o’ the windae, Maw,
Its sneckit, as sure as I’m leevin’.
We’re into the tunnel! we’re a’ in the dark!
But dinna be frichtit, Daddy,
We’ll sune be comin’ to Beveridge Park,
And the next stop’s Kirkcaddy!
Is yon the mune I see in the sky?
It’s awfu’ wee an’ curly,
See! there’s a coo and a cauf ootbye,
An’ a lassie pu’in’ a hurly!
He’s chackit the tickets and gien them back,
Sae gie me my ain yin, Daddy.
Lift doon the bag frae the luggage rack,
For the next stop’s Kirkcaddy!
There’s a gey wheen boats at the harbour mou’,
And eh! dae ya see the cruisers?
The cinnamon drop I was sookin’ the noo
Has tummelt an’ stuck tae ma troosers. . .
I’ll sune be ringin’ ma Gran’ma’s bell,
She’ll cry, ‘Come ben, my laddie’,
For I ken mysel’ by the queer-like smell
That the next stop’s Kirkcaddy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I first moved to Scotland my new boss told me to put some rubbish in the bucket. I was so confused
On my first break a co-worker asked what I had for my piece.
They must have thought I was a right idiot just looking all blank at them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roasted cheese
And dont anyone be saying toasted!!
Noooooo it’s toasted (grill) not roasted (oven) and a whole different thread noooooooooo "
Cheese on toast???  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roasted cheese
And dont anyone be saying toasted!!
Noooooo it’s toasted (grill) not roasted (oven) and a whole different thread "
Had toasted cheese for supper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ootsider. As a kid you'd get a slap for eating the ootsie lol
I was a rebel....I open both ends and toast them "
my arse would still be rid raw if I'd done that lol |
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