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By *luebell888 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

With a farting dog. Oh the joys of Friday night lockdown.

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By *ering SeaMan  over a year ago

Penicuik

The dug fiend will be along soon to insist you breathe those farts deep

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By *ugehandsMan  over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Throw a duvet over his head when he does it.. That'll teach him

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By *ering SeaMan  over a year ago

Penicuik


"Throw a duvet over his head when he does it.. That'll teach him "

A Dutch oven

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By *luebell888 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Poor soul is old. He is deaf too so does not hear himself fart. Thank goodness for scented candles.

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By *lasgow19861986Man  over a year ago

glasgow


"Poor soul is old. He is deaf too so does not hear himself fart. Thank goodness for scented candles."

Wonder if the dog then thinks it’s you that’s stinking as he can’t hear himself fart hmmmm Friday thought

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By *luebell888 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Poor soul is old. He is deaf too so does not hear himself fart. Thank goodness for scented candles.

Wonder if the dog then thinks it’s you that’s stinking as he can’t hear himself fart hmmmm Friday thought "

I only ever fart in the bath

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By *un44Man  over a year ago

GLASGOW


"Poor soul is old. He is deaf too so does not hear himself fart. Thank goodness for scented candles."

I'm going to use this one when the time is right

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By *ookingforfabfunMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm alone alone. Would be more than happy with a farting dog for company, lol

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By *ringles0510Woman  over a year ago

Central Borders


"Poor soul is old. He is deaf too so does not hear himself fart. Thank goodness for scented candles.

Wonder if the dog then thinks it’s you that’s stinking as he can’t hear himself fart hmmmm Friday thought

I only ever fart in the bath "

BUBBLES!!!!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Poor soul is old. He is deaf too so does not hear himself fart. Thank goodness for scented candles.

Wonder if the dog then thinks it’s you that’s stinking as he can’t hear himself fart hmmmm Friday thought

I only ever fart in the bath

BUBBLES!!!!! "

It’s more like a jacuzzi .

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By *ookingforfabfunMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Or is it actually the dog farting? We've all passed the blame once or twice I'm sure

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By *luebell888 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Or is it actually the dog farting? We've all passed the blame once or twice I'm sure "

Not guilty. My farts smell like roses.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Farting dog on Friday night, ill raise you a hair ball coughing cat with a twitch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Poor soul is old. He is deaf too so does not hear himself fart. Thank goodness for scented candles."

Same as my Mum...endless hours of fun for the weans when she bends over to get something out a cupboard and she thinks a wee silent one squeaked out

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By *illie99TV/TS  over a year ago

Central Scotland

Farting dogs are always an issue if you have one, but then they pale into insignificance if you have a farting person to put up with

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By *luebell888 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Farting dog on Friday night, ill raise you a hair ball coughing cat with a twitch "

A pussy that coughs and twitches needs medical attention.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Farting dog on Friday night, ill raise you a hair ball coughing cat with a twitch

A pussy that coughs and twitches needs medical attention."

lol spat my drink out

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By *W1970Man  over a year ago

hamilton

Try two farting dogs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Farting dog on Friday night, ill raise you a hair ball coughing cat with a twitch "

I'll raise you with 4 cats and two dogs who are all high as kites tonight

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