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Favourite 5 words to hear in the bedroom
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What I'd like to hear.....
Yes, cum on my face.
Anal's not just for birthdays.
I'll lie on wet patch
It is from Victoria's secret
Go to Amsterdam with lads
This is Carol from Zumba
Ride me like a racehorse
Let's watch porn during sex
What i actually hear....
Move over, face the wall.
Don't wipe cock on curtains!
Have you got my pillows?
Don't eat crisps in bed!
No more eating Bombay mix!
But 14 cushions look nice!
I've just washed the sheets!
Try cutting your toenails regularly.
The fuckin condom has burst.
I always wear my onesie
Lets buy two single beds.
Mr....obviously!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What I'd like to hear.....
Yes, cum on my face.
Anal's not just for birthdays.
I'll lie on wet patch
It is from Victoria's secret
Go to Amsterdam with lads
This is Carol from Zumba
Ride me like a racehorse
Let's watch porn during sex
What i actually hear....
Move over, face the wall.
Don't wipe cock on curtains!
Have you got my pillows?
Don't eat crisps in bed!
No more eating Bombay mix!
But 14 cushions look nice!
I've just washed the sheets!
Try cutting your toenails regularly.
The fuckin condom has burst.
I always wear my onesie
Lets buy two single beds.
Mr....obviously!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What I'd like to hear.....
Yes, cum on my face.
Anal's not just for birthdays.
I'll lie on wet patch
It is from Victoria's secret
Go to Amsterdam with lads
This is Carol from Zumba
Ride me like a racehorse
Let's watch porn during sex
What i actually hear....
Move over, face the wall.
Don't wipe cock on curtains!
Have you got my pillows?
Don't eat crisps in bed!
No more eating Bombay mix!
But 14 cushions look nice!
I've just washed the sheets!
Try cutting your toenails regularly.
The fuckin condom has burst.
I always wear my onesie
Lets buy two single beds.
Mr....obviously!
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Funny as feck
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By *iimonMan
over a year ago
glasgow |
Awe that were crackin love!
What you mean your done?
Where do you want it?
Let me catch my breath
It doesn't normally do that
That doesn't go in there
Don't worry I washed it
What is that fucking smell
Lay back and eat this
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