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How do you eat yours...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Creme eggs pervlings, that’s all tut tut, nawty lot

An old post but a bit of fun this Easter, feel free to throw in eggcellent puns and cracking jokes too. You can even chat up your favourite Easter Chick or... erm Cock

I’ll donate some creme eggs I don’t like them

. I’ll have some Hotel Chocolat salted caramel puddles though

Have a great and safe weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bike the top off lick out the insides with my tongue and then the reast of the chocolate I let my in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need a fag after reading that and I don’t even smoke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bike the top off lick out the insides with my tongue and then the reast of the chocolate I let my in my mouth "

Slight variation on your technique Violet

.....I suck the top slightly until it softens....then slip my tongue in to tickle the warm fondant...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't actually like the cream eggs but do love a caramel one. I may have a couple to indulge on over the next few days.

I like to lick the tip of it a little before nibbling the chocolate off gently. Feeling it melt in my mouth as I go.

Then I devour the soft delicious centre.

I then eat the rest of the chocolate whilst looking a bit sheepish

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bike the top off lick out the insides with my tongue and then the reast of the chocolate I let my in my mouth

Slight variation on your technique Violet

.....I suck the top slightly until it softens....then slip my tongue in to tickle the warm fondant...

Oooft

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't actually like the cream eggs but do love a caramel one. I may have a couple to indulge on over the next few days.

I like to lick the tip of it a little before nibbling the chocolate off gently. Feeling it melt in my mouth as I go.

Then I devour the soft delicious centre.

I then eat the rest of the chocolate whilst looking a bit sheepish

I’m thinking I might like one of those caramel jobs... not sure I can pull off the sheepish look plus there is a certain person here might find that very... well just VERY

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I lick it

I suck it

I let it dribble down my chin

and when I feel ready I ram it right in Mmmmmmm ..... Cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't actually like the cream eggs but do love a caramel one. I may have a couple to indulge on over the next few days.

I like to lick the tip of it a little before nibbling the chocolate off gently. Feeling it melt in my mouth as I go.

Then I devour the soft delicious centre.

I then eat the rest of the chocolate whilst looking a bit sheepish

I’m thinking I might like one of those caramel jobs... not sure I can pull off the sheepish look plus there is a certain person here might find that very... well just VERY

I think I'm lucky to always look fairly innocent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I start with the bottom

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I lick it

I suck it

I let it dribble down my chin

and when I feel ready I ram it right in Mmmmmmm ..... Cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours ? "

No wonder you’re Nawty madam

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't actually like the cream eggs but do love a caramel one. I may have a couple to indulge on over the next few days.

I like to lick the tip of it a little before nibbling the chocolate off gently. Feeling it melt in my mouth as I go.

Then I devour the soft delicious centre.

I then eat the rest of the chocolate whilst looking a bit sheepish

I’m thinking I might like one of those caramel jobs... not sure I can pull off the sheepish look plus there is a certain person here might find that very... well just VERY

I think I'm lucky to always look fairly innocent "

You need to give tips on that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I start with the bottom

Haha.

Gosh... I’m speechless (disnae happens often)

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By *ugyukMan over a year ago

dundee

A just get torn in about it like a rabid hyena tearin apart a wildebeast

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A just get torn in about it like a rabid hyena tearin apart a wildebeast "

Be still my bleating heart... ah mean beating heart

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I lick it

I suck it

I let it dribble down my chin

and when I feel ready I ram it right in Mmmmmmm ..... Cadburys cream egg how do you eat yours ?

No wonder you’re Nawty madam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I start with the bottom

Haha.

Gosh... I’m speechless (disnae happens often)

Haha. Well. Eating from the bottom often can cause that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I start with the bottom

Haha.

Gosh... I’m speechless (disnae happens often)

Haha. Well. Eating from the bottom often can cause that.

There’s no answer to that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A just get torn in about it like a rabid hyena tearin apart a wildebeast "

Bet you eat the box too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A just get torn in about it like a rabid hyena tearin apart a wildebeast

Bet you eat the box too

Jaysus Mrs D dinna mention yer box... he’ll have the chloroform oot before you can say rampant (Easter) rabbit

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By *assy LassieWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Bike the top off lick out the insides with my tongue and then the reast of the chocolate I let my in my mouth "

The only way to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bike the top off lick out the insides with my tongue and then the reast of the chocolate I let my in my mouth

The only way to enjoy

Is this a classic technique then

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By *ink-KameraMan over a year ago

Livingston

Tap it then spread the two part open, slide my tongue in and let it dribble down my chin

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By *utdooryoneMan over a year ago

Over there

It takes a while to open the thing up, when I get feedback through a nice soft and sweet inside.

Although cleaning my cock up afterwards suggests I should use oral skills more...

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

Just to lick and soften the top of the egg until it starts to melt and I'm able to start dipping my tongue into the creme, and as it starts to open up I can swirl the tip of my tongue inside and lap up the gooeyness, working away until it fully owns and swallow it down

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