Apparently some fuddy duddy who's own son has flouted just about every rule on social distancing, is going to be on TV at 8pm. I'll miss it though, cos i'll be using my Bosch drill to do some home dentistry on myself instead.
Then I’ll walk all the neighbours dugs while being a hypocrite.
Enjoy fuckers  |
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"I'll be waxing Mr's arsehole.  
That's exactly the expression he makes too!
Mind an keep his arse hair. Winter is just round the corner and he may need a good pair of woolly gloves in the apocalypse  "
He needs it for his head....napper like Kojak. |
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"I'll be waxing Mr's arsehole.
That's exactly the expression he makes too!
Mind an keep his arse hair. Winter is just round the corner and he may need a good pair of woolly gloves in the apocalypse
He needs it for his head....napper like Kojak."
Ha ha who loves ya baby |
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"As i have never seen the queens speech before im not too sure of the ettiquitte.
I was just wondering if its against royal protocal to crack one off??
Again..asking for a friend "
If you're going to rip the heid aff it to a 93yr old woman you've got bigger issues than corona. |
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"As i have never seen the queens speech before im not too sure of the ettiquitte.
I was just wondering if its against royal protocal to crack one off??
Again..asking for a friend
If you're going to rip the heid aff it to a 93yr old woman you've got bigger issues than corona."
If i was to list all my issues id miss the speech entirely.
Aww nooooo nae bog roll left. Soddin typical |
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"As i have never seen the queens speech before im not too sure of the ettiquitte.
I was just wondering if its against royal protocal to crack one off??
Again..asking for a friend
If you're going to rip the heid aff it to a 93yr old woman you've got bigger issues than corona.
If i was to list all my issues id miss the speech entirely.
Aww nooooo nae bog roll left. Soddin typical "
No clean socks either? |
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"As i have never seen the queens speech before im not too sure of the ettiquitte.
I was just wondering if its against royal protocal to crack one off??
Again..asking for a friend
If you're going to rip the heid aff it to a 93yr old woman you've got bigger issues than corona.
If i was to list all my issues id miss the speech entirely.
Aww nooooo nae bog roll left. Soddin typical
No clean socks either? "
Oooh right enough...treat yourself to a posh one...it is the queen right enough |
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Yeah let's all watch the privileged tell us mere subjects how shes thinking and praying for us all from her 50 bedroom Plalace.wonder if the servants are being sent home or are they still serving her tea within the 2 metre boundary? 
Think I'd rather pull my own toenails off. |
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"Damn, she's a puppet reading a script...i wonder if the palace is on lockdown too? It clearly wasn't a selfie like BoJo has been doing....."
Are you honestly surprised?
She's hardly going to open with..."Right...look you shower of silly bastards...don't be a diddy like my son...do as yer telt!" |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
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"Yeah let's all watch the privileged tell us mere subjects how shes thinking and praying for us all from her 50 bedroom Plalace.wonder if the servants are being sent home or are they still serving her tea within the 2 metre boundary?
Think I'd rather pull my own toenails off."
As her boy fucks off up to Scotland ....aye right hen put your money in your pocket |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"Damn, she's a puppet reading a script...i wonder if the palace is on lockdown too? It clearly wasn't a selfie like BoJo has been doing.....
Are you honestly surprised?
She's hardly going to open with..."Right...look you shower of silly bastards...don't be a diddy like my son...do as yer telt!""
I was kinda hoping she would
And say she's setting her corgis on the young boy  |
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