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over a year ago
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"That all meetings and votes in the House of Commons should be naked. Not the Lord’s though - I’m not a sicko! "
Oh God. It's like you're trying to lose the election.  |
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I'd stick to some pretty simple ones aimed at keeping undue influence out of politics.
Transparency, really good versions if it's not a military secret everybody gets to see everything online
Limitations on where you can work when leaving politics.
Voting reform, if 12% of the population are voting greens or fascists they get representation.
Monetary reform, the bank of England gets elected board members.
Minimum and maximum ages for MPs 30-60 and maximum amount of terms, say 2, newbies have less time to be corrupted
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No environment politics from gobby kids....ever
Well this thread went from jolly and humorous to angry and confused in record time."
I was rather impressed how fast that happened. |
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"If you were the leader of a fabswingers party in an election, what would your policies be?"
Make it an arrestable offence if people park their shopping trolley in the middle of those slow moving slope escalators into supermarkets one floor up so you can’t walk past either side |
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Women , who after gassing to the shop assistant at the check out, taking centuries to pack their bags with their cous cous and 70% cocoa solids chocolate then take another 5 mins searching for their credit card and Clubcard only to put it in the machine the wrong way round or drop it on the floor or have insufficient funds or forget the bloody PIN. AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Women , who after gassing to the shop assistant at the check out, taking centuries to pack their bags with their cous cous and 70% cocoa solids chocolate then take another 5 mins searching for their credit card and Clubcard only to put it in the machine the wrong way round or drop it on the floor or have insufficient funds or forget the bloody PIN. AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH"
We could outlaw misogynistic men who don't have a sense of humour. |
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"Women , who after gassing to the shop assistant at the check out, taking centuries to pack their bags with their cous cous and 70% cocoa solids chocolate then take another 5 mins searching for their credit card and Clubcard only to put it in the machine the wrong way round or drop it on the floor or have insufficient funds or forget the bloody PIN. AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH
We could outlaw misogynistic men who don't have a sense of humour."
Weird you should outlaw yourself like that . But hey whatever- each to their own |
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over a year ago
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"Free lube, condoms and a sex toy of your choice for every voter!
Wonder what Anne Widdecombe will choose?
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Probably a whip. I can't imagine her being at all sexual. The image is too horrible. But I can easily imagine her whipping anybody she doesn't like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"White knights should be put on death row- a bucket has not been made that could contain the amount of vomit I exude when I read their sycophantic posts "
Christ loves a misanthrope!  |
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