A confidential secret report has been seen by the BBC’s Laura Kuenssberg. In it are details that Jeremy Corbyn will stalk up and down the country at night abducting peoples pet pussies and keeping them in a massive sack. He will then sell them to international glove puppet companies that will use them in experiments. Mr Corbyn will then use the profits to commission the largest statue of Lenin ever seen and have it erected in Downing Street.
A BBC spokesman said, “The report says that the first pusst to go will be Larry the Downing St. pusst. Then Mr Corbyn will prowl the streets of London before moving to the Midlands, the North then Scotland. The statue will be made of Bronze so it will be quite expensive.”
Whilst a Labour spokesman denied the allegations the BBC interviewed Tom Watson in a pub. He said, “Labour are suppressing this knowledge because they know it will be damaging. But, should he win, then voters need to be aware that he will turn your pussy into a tote bag.”
The only way to stop this madness and keep your pussy safe is to vote Conservative at in the coming general election.
One month to save your pussy!!!
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"This sounds like a Russian Fake news story. Are you sure this is true. What are your sources ?  "
It's truer than most of the rest of the stuff you'll read about Corbny or even Johnson and Swinton; and any how, we all know that Corbyn is a closet pussy hater; don't we?
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"Everyone knows all cats are Jewish..
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Yeah, even the Back Panther - Some kind of Zionist, Kings Solomon's, World Jewry conspiracy going on there; and I bet Corbyn is right in the centre of it too.
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"What about the pink panther ...how will jc view this ....or as he was pink ....Will he be classed as gay and get a top job in jcs cabinet .."
Pink equals gay??? How many gay people are in JC shadow cabinet?? |
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