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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shamelessly took this from Facebook because it was funny and true
Corbyn's new demands for a General Election:
1: Take No Deal off the table.
2: Take a General Election off the table.
3: Take the salt and pepper off the table.
4: Take the tablecloth off the table.
5: Take the table away.
6: Give us back the table so we can put some more stuff on it, then demand they are removed from the table.
7: Table a motion to give votes to tables.
8: Don't let Ms Abbott anywhere near a times table.
9: Move Table Mountain to Islington.
10: Table the table to be tabled by the table.
11: Ban tables.
12: And chairs. There will be no need for seats after the next election. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shamelessly took this from Facebook because it was funny and true
Corbyn's new demands for a General Election:
1: Take No Deal off the table.
2: Take a General Election off the table.
3: Take the salt and pepper off the table.
4: Take the tablecloth off the table.
5: Take the table away.
6: Give us back the table so we can put some more stuff on it, then demand they are removed from the table.
7: Table a motion to give votes to tables.
8: Don't let Ms Abbott anywhere near a times table.
9: Move Table Mountain to Islington.
10: Table the table to be tabled by the table.
11: Ban tables.
12: And chairs. There will be no need for seats after the next election."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s not an election Labour have to win.
They only need to prevent a conservative majority.
The conservatives have no friends.They've thrown the DUP under the bus now .The Brexit party have said this isn’t Brexit they want a clean break which the conservatives have refused.
Labour have friends on the other hand in the liberals the SNP and the independents and greens .
I was reading the other day that this election will put more MPs in Parliament that don’t belong to either labour or conservative than ever before.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister I fooking hope not  . At least our NHS won't be for sale if he does win Pur nhs Weill never be for sale dimwit"
So many errors in such a simple sentence.  |
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By *ammskiMan
over a year ago
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"And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister I fooking hope not . At least our NHS won't be for sale if he does win Pur nhs Weill never be for sale dimwit
So many errors in such a simple sentence. "
its so you can read it bobitup |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister I fooking hope not . At least our NHS won't be for sale if he does win Pur nhs Weill never be for sale dimwit"
Pardon? You should consider giving up drinking in the daytime  |
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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago
Huddersfield /derby cinemas |
"And he just might turn the tables and become our Prime Minister I fooking hope not . At least our NHS won't be for sale if he does win Pur nhs Weill never be for sale dimwit
So many errors in such a simple sentence. "
. (lol) The term "valuing innovation" makes me fear that our NHS is very much up for sale |
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
upton wirral |
"Shamelessly took this from Facebook because it was funny and true
Corbyn's new demands for a General Election:
1: Take No Deal off the table.
2: Take a General Election off the table.
3: Take the salt and pepper off the table.
4: Take the tablecloth off the table.
5: Take the table away.
6: Give us back the table so we can put some more stuff on it, then demand they are removed from the table.
7: Table a motion to give votes to tables.
8: Don't let Ms Abbott anywhere near a times table.
9: Move Table Mountain to Islington.
10: Table the table to be tabled by the table.
11: Ban tables.
12: And chairs. There will be no need for seats after the next election."
lol very good |
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