I've got a real dilemma which I'm hoping the good people in this politics forum can help me out with.
I'm going to a fancy dress party on the 1st on November and don't know what to wear.
I could wear my East German Border Guard uniform but everyone just assumes it's a SS Nazi uniform any how with all the baggage that carries with it these days. I could wear my 20s Barber Shop suit but every jumps to the conclusion that it's actually a minstrel outfit even if I don't do the face and hair. I had settled on Lawrence of Arabia Arabian Nights but thanks to Trudeau that's a definite no-no now.
I'm really struggling what to wear. |
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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago
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"I've got a real dilemma which I'm hoping the good people in this politics forum can help me out with.
I'm going to a fancy dress party on the 1st on November and don't know what to wear.
I could wear my East German Border Guard uniform but everyone just assumes it's a SS Nazi uniform any how with all the baggage that carries with it these days. I could wear my 20s Barber Shop suit but every jumps to the conclusion that it's actually a minstrel outfit even if I don't do the face and hair. I had settled on Lawrence of Arabia Arabian Nights but thanks to Trudeau that's a definite no-no now.
I'm really struggling what to wear. "
Buy a glittery cock ring - put a turban on your head and go as the Sultan of Swing |
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"I've got a real dilemma which I'm hoping the good people in this politics forum can help me out with.
I'm going to a fancy dress party on the 1st on November and don't know what to wear.
I could wear my East German Border Guard uniform but everyone just assumes it's a SS Nazi uniform any how with all the baggage that carries with it these days. I could wear my 20s Barber Shop suit but every jumps to the conclusion that it's actually a minstrel outfit even if I don't do the face and hair. I had settled on Lawrence of Arabia Arabian Nights but thanks to Trudeau that's a definite no-no now.
I'm really struggling what to wear.
Buy a glittery cock ring - put a turban on your head and go as the Sultan of Swing "
LOL! It's not that sort of Fancy Dress party.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go as a clown.They are popular at the moment.
Maybe the clown from “it “ and you can “white up “without causing offence to the “white man”..because white men don’t want to be associated with clowns..your safe.  |
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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Go as a clown.They are popular at the moment.
Maybe the clown from “it “ and you can “white up “without causing offence to the “white man”..because white men don’t want to be associated with clowns..your safe. "
A clown's outfit with a latex Trump head mask
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
so a tracksuit with "saville" on the back of it is out then........
tea towel on your heard and a white sheet, big glasses... go as a middle eastern tycoon!
true story... once went to liverpool in a trackie and the biggest false wig, it was during the harry enfield "scousers" era.... the locals loved it! well... i think thats what they were saying! |
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"I've got a real dilemma which I'm hoping the good people in this politics forum can help me out with.
I'm going to a fancy dress party on the 1st on November and don't know what to wear.
I could wear my East German Border Guard uniform but everyone just assumes it's a SS Nazi uniform any how with all the baggage that carries with it these days. I could wear my 20s Barber Shop suit but every jumps to the conclusion that it's actually a minstrel outfit even if I don't do the face and hair. I had settled on Lawrence of Arabia Arabian Nights but thanks to Trudeau that's a definite no-no now.
I'm really struggling what to wear. "
Just black your face and when people get sh*tty about it, tell them you are a Morris Dancer or a miner! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walk off with a gay gait...?
Maybe you could find one on a faggot fence............
(I really hope no-one takes............. offence......!)
Oh, I almost forgot, another tip for your party theme..;
Just slip a condom on your nose before ye go....... and on arrival;
PARTY HOST...... "Alreet?? And who are YOU supposed to be.....??
You look puzzled for just a couple of seconds.... Then,
"Who..... ME?...... Fuck knows.........
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