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It's mrs mays Easter walking in North Wales up a mountain or two i wander what she comes out of there with this year lol.
I am convinced that strange things happen on those walks, but since I don't go near wear she is at Easter i won't be bumping into her.
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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt"
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children. |
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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children."
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt |
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt"
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign.  |
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"It's mrs mays Easter walking in North Wales up a mountain or two i wander what she comes out of there with this year lol.
I am convinced that strange things happen on those walks, but since I don't go near wear she is at Easter i won't be bumping into her.
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Maybe she'll come down the mountain with a new deal, written on two tablets of stone, and a clear vision of how to get to the BREXIT promised land that flows with milk and honey.
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"It's mrs mays Easter walking in North Wales up a mountain or two i wander what she comes out of there with this year lol.
I am convinced that strange things happen on those walks, but since I don't go near wear she is at Easter i won't be bumping into her.
Maybe she'll come down the mountain with a new deal, written on two tablets of stone, and a clear vision of how to get to the BREXIT promised land that flows with milk and honey.
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"It's mrs mays Easter walking in North Wales up a mountain or two i wander what she comes out of there with this year lol.
I am convinced that strange things happen on those walks, but since I don't go near wear she is at Easter i won't be bumping into her.
Maybe she'll come down the mountain with a new deal, written on two tablets of stone, and a clear vision of how to get to the BREXIT promised land that flows with milk and honey.
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Hahaha let's hope lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign. "
However it is in rather poor taste to make a joke about someone not being able to have children, it for the matter God. |
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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago
Barbados |
"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign. However it is in rather poor taste to make a joke about someone not being able to have children, it for the matter God. "
I’m not making fun of her not being able to have children.
-Matt |
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign. "
The Lord has spoken he said in the bible bewhere of the tower of Babel,we are all separate peoples not one race.The story is very likely about the EU we must leave |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign. The Lord has spoken he said in the bible bewhere of the tower of Babel,we are all separate peoples not one race.The story is very likely about the EU we must leave"
This is amazing. So Jesus is a leaver? |
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign. The Lord has spoken he said in the bible bewhere of the tower of Babel,we are all separate peoples not one race.The story is very likely about the EU we must leave
This is amazing. So Jesus is a leaver?"
Yes did he not wreck the market probably the common market |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign. The Lord has spoken he said in the bible bewhere of the tower of Babel,we are all separate peoples not one race.The story is very likely about the EU we must leave
This is amazing. So Jesus is a leaver?Yes did he not wreck the market probably the common market"
Wasn't he all about love, compassion, and caring for the poorest people in society?
I don't remember him saying poor should get fucked or that foreigners should fuck off. |
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign. The Lord has spoken he said in the bible bewhere of the tower of Babel,we are all separate peoples not one race.The story is very likely about the EU we must leave
This is amazing. So Jesus is a leaver?Yes did he not wreck the market probably the common market
Wasn't he all about love, compassion, and caring for the poorest people in society?
I don't remember him saying poor should get fucked or that foreigners should fuck off."
Yes he was that is a good reason not to be in the EU wasting money we should be looking after are own |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign. The Lord has spoken he said in the bible bewhere of the tower of Babel,we are all separate peoples not one race.The story is very likely about the EU we must leave
This is amazing. So Jesus is a leaver?Yes did he not wreck the market probably the common market
Wasn't he all about love, compassion, and caring for the poorest people in society?
I don't remember him saying poor should get fucked or that foreigners should fuck off.Yes he was that is a good reason not to be in the EU wasting money we should be looking after are own"
I assume "looking after our own". Not very "christian" is it? What about helping all people. What about the story of the good samaritan?
Why is being in the EU "wasting money"? It provides us access to the common market, gives us free travel, etc. We get way more than we pay in.
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
upton wirral |
"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign. The Lord has spoken he said in the bible bewhere of the tower of Babel,we are all separate peoples not one race.The story is very likely about the EU we must leave
This is amazing. So Jesus is a leaver?Yes did he not wreck the market probably the common market
Wasn't he all about love, compassion, and caring for the poorest people in society?
I don't remember him saying poor should get fucked or that foreigners should fuck off.Yes he was that is a good reason not to be in the EU wasting money we should be looking after are own
I assume "looking after our own". Not very "christian" is it? What about helping all people. What about the story of the good samaritan?
Why is being in the EU "wasting money"? It provides us access to the common market, gives us free travel, etc. We get way more than we pay in.
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Do we,travel was free before we joined you know even before Ryanair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"how dare she take time out when the country is in the shit"
In fairness, the country has been in the shit for three years. And he being in parliament or on holiday wont make a blind bit of difference. |
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign. The Lord has spoken he said in the bible bewhere of the tower of Babel,we are all separate peoples not one race.The story is very likely about the EU we must leave"
Of course it is...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign. The Lord has spoken he said in the bible bewhere of the tower of Babel,we are all separate peoples not one race.The story is very likely about the EU we must leave
This is amazing. So Jesus is a leaver?Yes did he not wreck the market probably the common market
Wasn't he all about love, compassion, and caring for the poorest people in society?
I don't remember him saying poor should get fucked or that foreigners should fuck off."
Well we know Jesus was a refugee when Joseph and Mary fled to Egypt no doubt they found someone like Emma saying "no room at the inn means no room at the inn"
The good lord had much to say on refugees and immigrants.
Deuteronomy 10:18-19 – “For the Lord your God...loves the strangers, providing them food and clothing. You shall also love the stranger, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt.”
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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago
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Just shows how things can change from one holiday to the next ,,,, at Christmas , Corbyn wouldn't have been on May's Christmas card list ,,, jump forward a few weeks and she is so desperate for him to get her out of this mess that she will let Jeremy can choose his own Easter Egg |
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You know things are getting desperate when the word of the Lord is being invoked to justify racism and nationalism....I guess the next step is eugenics.....and dont forget that all those terrible perverse people who dress up in women’s clothes will probably end up in the firing line too! Or perhaps you relish a return to the crusades? Hard to fathom where you are going with this but bringing religion into the argument is not a good idea.  |
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"Easter - the celebration of sex and fertility.
That’d be a twist in the tale we were not expecting.
“I have decided to cancel Brexit. I am pregnant.”
-Matt
Hardly. Mrs May has made no secret that she can't have children.
Indeed. Hence the twist.
-Matt
Maybe the lord above will intervene and perform a miracle or give us a sign. "
Like a Gourd or a Sandal!? I wish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know things are getting desperate when the word of the Lord is being invoked to justify racism and nationalism....I guess the next step is eugenics.....and dont forget that all those terrible perverse people who dress up in women’s clothes will probably end up in the firing line too! Or perhaps you relish a return to the crusades? Hard to fathom where you are going with this but bringing religion into the argument is not a good idea. "
We’re heading towards American style values, where good Christians are selfish and xenophobic. |
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