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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
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Apparently, common law is fucking amazing. It's purely based on common sense, it's not written down anywhere, and if a policeman believes that it has caused loss, harm, or damage, they can arrest someone.
A policeman thinks Brexit would cause loss, harm, or damage to the UK, they can arrest the entire government!
A policeman thinks that Scottish independence would harm the people of Scotland, they can arrest anyone suggesting it!
With this new found knowledge of how the law works, if you were a policeman, who would you arrest?  |
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"Apparently, common law is fucking amazing. It's purely based on common sense, it's not written down anywhere, and if a policeman believes that it has caused loss, harm, or damage, they can arrest someone.
A policeman thinks Brexit would cause loss, harm, or damage to the UK, they can arrest the entire government!
A policeman thinks that Scottish independence would harm the people of Scotland, they can arrest anyone suggesting it!
With this new found knowledge of how the law works, if you were a policeman, who would you arrest? "
Tony Blair!  |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Apparently, common law is fucking amazing. It's purely based on common sense, it's not written down anywhere, and if a policeman believes that it has caused loss, harm, or damage, they can arrest someone.
A policeman thinks Brexit would cause loss, harm, or damage to the UK, they can arrest the entire government!
A policeman thinks that Scottish independence would harm the people of Scotland, they can arrest anyone suggesting it!
With this new found knowledge of how the law works, if you were a policeman, who would you arrest? Tony Blair! "
Haha! Great, I mean my common sense would say you can't, but your common sense would say you can. As we don't have any written source of law to consult, then I guess you could. |
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"Apparently, common law is fucking amazing. It's purely based on common sense, it's not written down anywhere, and if a policeman believes that it has caused loss, harm, or damage, they can arrest someone.
A policeman thinks Brexit would cause loss, harm, or damage to the UK, they can arrest the entire government!
A policeman thinks that Scottish independence would harm the people of Scotland, they can arrest anyone suggesting it!
With this new found knowledge of how the law works, if you were a policeman, who would you arrest? Tony Blair!
Haha! Great, I mean my common sense would say you can't, but your common sense would say you can. As we don't have any written source of law to consult, then I guess you could. "
Thanks. I like this common sense law! |
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Apparently, common law is fucking amazing. It's purely based on common sense, it's not written down anywhere, and if a policeman believes that it has caused loss, harm, or damage, they can arrest someone.
A policeman thinks Brexit would cause loss, harm, or damage to the UK, they can arrest the entire government!
A policeman thinks that Scottish independence would harm the people of Scotland, they can arrest anyone suggesting it!
With this new found knowledge of how the law works, if you were a policeman, who would you arrest? "
Have you been drinking today? |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Apparently, common law is fucking amazing. It's purely based on common sense, it's not written down anywhere, and if a policeman believes that it has caused loss, harm, or damage, they can arrest someone.
A policeman thinks Brexit would cause loss, harm, or damage to the UK, they can arrest the entire government!
A policeman thinks that Scottish independence would harm the people of Scotland, they can arrest anyone suggesting it!
With this new found knowledge of how the law works, if you were a policeman, who would you arrest? Have you been drinking today?"
I had a nice toffee apple cider actually |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Some forum users would be quickly under lock and key. The majority of the conservatives, Kate Hooey, Garage and all that clan. A good days work "
Wow, these prisons are filling up fast! |
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It's a serious business when government can't enable new legislation, we the people just choose the common law elements that serve us. It's the will of the people - not to mention that all important sovereignty that's enshrined somewhere or other: in common law, I assume. |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"It's a serious business when government can't enable new legislation, we the people just choose the common law elements that serve us. It's the will of the people - not to mention that all important sovereignty that's enshrined somewhere or other: in common law, I assume. "
Enshrined, but not written down! |
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over a year ago
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"Apparently, common law is fucking amazing. It's purely based on common sense, it's not written down anywhere, and if a policeman believes that it has caused loss, harm, or damage, they can arrest someone.
A policeman thinks Brexit would cause loss, harm, or damage to the UK, they can arrest the entire government!
A policeman thinks that Scottish independence would harm the people of Scotland, they can arrest anyone suggesting it!
With this new found knowledge of how the law works, if you were a policeman, who would you arrest? "
If the entire government are to be arrested ....then so should the entire Labour Party as the official party policy is the same.
But if the policeman was a breciteer....would he arrest all the remainders? |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Apparently, common law is fucking amazing. It's purely based on common sense, it's not written down anywhere, and if a policeman believes that it has caused loss, harm, or damage, they can arrest someone.
A policeman thinks Brexit would cause loss, harm, or damage to the UK, they can arrest the entire government!
A policeman thinks that Scottish independence would harm the people of Scotland, they can arrest anyone suggesting it!
With this new found knowledge of how the law works, if you were a policeman, who would you arrest?
If the entire government are to be arrested ....then so should the entire Labour Party as the official party policy is the same.
But if the policeman was a breciteer....would he arrest all the remainders?"
He would, so both sides will end up getting locked up, because the law is simply whatever the individual policeman believes it to be. |
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"Apparently, common law is fucking amazing. It's purely based on common sense, it's not written down anywhere, and if a policeman believes that it has caused loss, harm, or damage, they can arrest someone.
A policeman thinks Brexit would cause loss, harm, or damage to the UK, they can arrest the entire government!
A policeman thinks that Scottish independence would harm the people of Scotland, they can arrest anyone suggesting it!
With this new found knowledge of how the law works, if you were a policeman, who would you arrest?
If the entire government are to be arrested ....then so should the entire Labour Party as the official party policy is the same.
But if the policeman was a breciteer....would he arrest all the remainders?
He would, so both sides will end up getting locked up, because the law is simply whatever the individual policeman believes it to be."
But it's also only what the individuals choose to accept as law - it's like Woolies pick and mix, you help yourself only to what you fancy. Or something like, as I think I was educated on another thread. So there could be impasses, as the arresting officers and would-be detainees assert their rights. And they have to mention that they are a person, not a name, or something or other. It all got a bit legalese for me, as the finer points of the law aren't something that I'm particularly skilled in. Obviously senior judges would understand it very simply.
Probably citizen arrests would suffice, allowing the 'common' people to enable common law, in England and Wales, whilst in Scotland people could perhaps just make appropriate arrests. |
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"Some people's stupidity hurts my head, can they be arrested for that?
Yes, yes they can, they have harmed you. "Arrest them, officer!""
Will the Police be able to give them a good hiding like the old days, just for good measure. Instant justice you can't beat it!! |
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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Will the Police be able to give them a good hiding like the old days, just for good measure. Instant justice you can't beat it!! "
Yes but only if you volunteer your name and agree you're common or something like that... |
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"Will the Police be able to give them a good hiding like the old days, just for good measure. Instant justice you can't beat it!!
Yes but only if you volunteer your name and agree you're common or something like that... "
The names H.M Queen and I'm very common!  |
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"Will the Police be able to give them a good hiding like the old days, just for good measure. Instant justice you can't beat it!!
Yes but only if you volunteer your name and agree you're common or something like that... The names H.M Queen and I'm very common! "
I thought you, all of us, were just a 'person' and don't own our names. Ok, maybe the Queen does, but not the common people.
Not posh law, just common law. Given for all eternity as a right. We need that couple of legal experts again, to explain how we're able just to pick the law that we agree with and that our person is subject to.
I'm assuming UKIP types will just be happy to be put out of their misery, once arrested. |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Will the Police be able to give them a good hiding like the old days, just for good measure. Instant justice you can't beat it!!
Yes but only if you volunteer your name and agree you're common or something like that... The names H.M Queen and I'm very common!
I thought you, all of us, were just a 'person' and don't own our names. Ok, maybe the Queen does, but not the common people.
Not posh law, just common law. Given for all eternity as a right. We need that couple of legal experts again, to explain how we're able just to pick the law that we agree with and that our person is subject to.
I'm assuming UKIP types will just be happy to be put out of their misery, once arrested. "
Apparently, even people born outside of the UK (and commonwealth) have their name owned by the Queen! |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"I thought you just didn't have to give your name and you couldn't be done for anything. So all this law stuff is bollocks. You've been conned sheeple! "
How many mute people have you ever seen in prison? Think about it. |
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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago
The Council of Elrond |
Do any of you know when you were born ?
You were told when you were born correct by your parents and registered but how do you the man or woman actually know your DOB ?
Also you were given a name by your parents to dont own the name
The birth certifcate is crown owned ( Crown copyright) and you cant use it for evidence look at the very bottom belows link and it even tells you this
https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&hl=en-gb&biw=375&bih=553&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=7-K_WtSgIOWCgAbk772QDg&q=birth+certificate+uk&oq=birth+certificate+uk&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.3..0l5.15346.16008..17050...0....70.202.3..........1..mobile-gws-wiz-img.......0i67.98uwhQHecDk%3D#imgrc=0GtdaEcHxnQNcM: |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Do any of you know when you were born ?
You were told when you were born correct by your parents and registered but how do you the man or woman actually know your DOB ?
Also you were given a name by your parents to dont own the name
The birth certifcate is crown owned ( Crown copyright) and you cant use it for evidence look at the very bottom belows link and it even tells you this
https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&hl=en-gb&biw=375&bih=553&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=7-K_WtSgIOWCgAbk772QDg&q=birth+certificate+uk&oq=birth+certificate+uk&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.3..0l5.15346.16008..17050...0....70.202.3..........1..mobile-gws-wiz-img.......0i67.98uwhQHecDk%3D#imgrc=0GtdaEcHxnQNcM:"
My wife wasn't born in this country, so what about her name? Does she own it? |
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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago
The Council of Elrond |
"Do any of you know when you were born ?
You were told when you were born correct by your parents and registered but how do you the man or woman actually know your DOB ?
Also you were given a name by your parents to dont own the name
The birth certifcate is crown owned ( Crown copyright) and you cant use it for evidence look at the very bottom belows link and it even tells you this
https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&hl=en-gb&biw=375&bih=553&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=7-K_WtSgIOWCgAbk772QDg&q=birth+certificate+uk&oq=birth+certificate+uk&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.3..0l5.15346.16008..17050...0....70.202.3..........1..mobile-gws-wiz-img.......0i67.98uwhQHecDk%3D#imgrc=0GtdaEcHxnQNcM:
My wife wasn't born in this country, so what about her name? Does she own it? "
No no no no
You keep going at me to answer questions
So you answer mine eh |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Do any of you know when you were born ?
You were told when you were born correct by your parents and registered but how do you the man or woman actually know your DOB ?
Also you were given a name by your parents to dont own the name
The birth certifcate is crown owned ( Crown copyright) and you cant use it for evidence look at the very bottom belows link and it even tells you this
https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&hl=en-gb&biw=375&bih=553&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=7-K_WtSgIOWCgAbk772QDg&q=birth+certificate+uk&oq=birth+certificate+uk&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.3..0l5.15346.16008..17050...0....70.202.3..........1..mobile-gws-wiz-img.......0i67.98uwhQHecDk%3D#imgrc=0GtdaEcHxnQNcM:
My wife wasn't born in this country, so what about her name? Does she own it?
No no no no
You keep going at me to answer questions
So you answer mine eh "
You asked rhetorical questions numb nuts. |
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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago
The Council of Elrond |
"Do any of you know when you were born ?
You were told when you were born correct by your parents and registered but how do you the man or woman actually know your DOB ?
Also you were given a name by your parents to dont own the name
The birth certifcate is crown owned ( Crown copyright) and you cant use it for evidence look at the very bottom belows link and it even tells you this
https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&hl=en-gb&biw=375&bih=553&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=7-K_WtSgIOWCgAbk772QDg&q=birth+certificate+uk&oq=birth+certificate+uk&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.3..0l5.15346.16008..17050...0....70.202.3..........1..mobile-gws-wiz-img.......0i67.98uwhQHecDk%3D#imgrc=0GtdaEcHxnQNcM:
My wife wasn't born in this country, so what about her name? Does she own it?
No no no no
You keep going at me to answer questions
So you answer mine eh
You asked rhetorical questions numb nuts."
Oh there is that name calling again lol |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
Well kinky you just called me a liar, so let's put this behind us.
If I tell you how I know my date of birth, will you answer my question?
Or if I answer your question will you then ask me another question and another and another? |
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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago
The Council of Elrond |
"Well kinky you just called me a liar, so let's put this behind us.
If I tell you how I know my date of birth, will you answer my question?
Or if I answer your question will you then ask me another question and another and another? "
Ok but your answer cannot be because my parents or the registerd birth tells you
I am asking " you " how you know when your your born ? |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Well kinky you just called me a liar, so let's put this behind us.
If I tell you how I know my date of birth, will you answer my question?
Or if I answer your question will you then ask me another question and another and another?
Ok but your answer cannot be because my parents or the registerd birth tells you
I am asking " you " how you know when your your born ?"
I know my DOB because I was born in an NHS hospital and my birth was recorded, and an NHS number assigned to me within minutes of my birth, before my birth certificate was ever created.
Now, will you answer my question? |
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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago
The Council of Elrond |
"Well kinky you just called me a liar, so let's put this behind us.
If I tell you how I know my date of birth, will you answer my question?
Or if I answer your question will you then ask me another question and another and another?
Ok but your answer cannot be because my parents or the registerd birth tells you
I am asking " you " how you know when your your born ?
I know my DOB because I was born in an NHS hospital and my birth was recorded, and an NHS number assigned to me within minutes of my birth, before my birth certificate was ever created.
Now, will you answer my question?"
Nope didnt do as i asked
I asked you how " you" know your DOB?
Dont give me the it eas registered pish you know fine well i aint asking that
How do "you"when you came out your moms waters ?
Once you answer the question i am asking you then we shall move on
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Well kinky you just called me a liar, so let's put this behind us.
If I tell you how I know my date of birth, will you answer my question?
Or if I answer your question will you then ask me another question and another and another?
Ok but your answer cannot be because my parents or the registerd birth tells you
I am asking " you " how you know when your your born ?
I know my DOB because I was born in an NHS hospital and my birth was recorded, and an NHS number assigned to me within minutes of my birth, before my birth certificate was ever created.
Now, will you answer my question?
Nope didnt do as i asked
I asked you how " you" know your DOB?
Dont give me the it eas registered pish you know fine well i aint asking that
How do "you"when you came out your moms waters ?
Once you answer the question i am asking you then we shall move on
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I answered your question. Now be a man, and answer mine. |
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"Do any of you know when you were born ?
You were told when you were born correct by your parents and registered but how do you the man or woman actually know your DOB ?
Also you were given a name by your parents to dont own the name
The birth certifcate is crown owned ( Crown copyright) and you cant use it for evidence look at the very bottom belows link and it even tells you this
https://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&hl=en-gb&biw=375&bih=553&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=7-K_WtSgIOWCgAbk772QDg&q=birth+certificate+uk&oq=birth+certificate+uk&gs_l=mobile-gws-img.3..0l5.15346.16008..17050...0....70.202.3..........1..mobile-gws-wiz-img.......0i67.98uwhQHecDk%3D#imgrc=0GtdaEcHxnQNcM:"
Don't you think it makes sense that on it's own a birth certificate doesn't act as evidence of identity, for example I could steal your birth certificate, go and commit a crime and wave your birth certificate and claim to be you, no questions asked. Also a FOI request confirms that the individual owns the certificate but the state own the record of birth.
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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago
The Council of Elrond |
"Well kinky you just called me a liar, so let's put this behind us.
If I tell you how I know my date of birth, will you answer my question?
Or if I answer your question will you then ask me another question and another and another?
Ok but your answer cannot be because my parents or the registerd birth tells you
I am asking " you " how you know when your your born ?
I know my DOB because I was born in an NHS hospital and my birth was recorded, and an NHS number assigned to me within minutes of my birth, before my birth certificate was ever created.
Now, will you answer my question?
Nope didnt do as i asked
I asked you how " you" know your DOB?
Dont give me the it eas registered pish you know fine well i aint asking that
How do "you"when you came out your moms waters ?
Once you answer the question i am asking you then we shall move on
I answered your question. Now be a man, and answer mine. "
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Well kinky you just called me a liar, so let's put this behind us.
If I tell you how I know my date of birth, will you answer my question?
Or if I answer your question will you then ask me another question and another and another?
Ok but your answer cannot be because my parents or the registerd birth tells you
I am asking " you " how you know when your your born ?
I know my DOB because I was born in an NHS hospital and my birth was recorded, and an NHS number assigned to me within minutes of my birth, before my birth certificate was ever created.
Now, will you answer my question?
Nope didnt do as i asked
I asked you how " you" know your DOB?
Dont give me the it eas registered pish you know fine well i aint asking that
How do "you"when you came out your moms waters ?
Once you answer the question i am asking you then we shall move on
I answered your question. Now be a man, and answer mine.
No you never"
I did. Are you going to keep on asking the question until you get the answer you want? No baby, at day 0 (Yes, when they are born is day zero) has the cognitive ability or experience to know what the date is, to ask what the date is, or to then keep count, day by day until they are an adult. Every one relies on records and their family to keep track of the day they were born. Happy Now?
Now please, answer the question. |
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How do we 'know' anything? State and private records are kept, as well as personal memories, the details of which can be passed on to others.
Generally it matters little to me when I was born - I'm not hung up on star signs etc. Official documentation, such as passports and service registration may require them, where you can input the officially recorded date of birth.
Back to the 'person' and accepting the common law, rather than any other laws, that have been passed as Acts, via parliamentary processes, after review etc.
As Jodie mentioned, if you keep quiet, not accepting anything, then you'll always have a clean record. Maybe a funny handshake could help too. |
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