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Give your all-time top 5 dumb UK politicians. We are legitimately talking about politicians who would have a low IQ if only we could test it and see their score.
Rules:
- Must nominate 5 politicians and rank them with #1 being the dumbest
- Must name at least 1 labour and 1 conservative MP to keep this objective
- the person must have been an MP
- alive or dead is fine
- UK only |
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To start us off
5 - Neville Chamberlain (Conservative)
4 - David Cameron (Conservative)
3 - Natalie Bennett (Green Party)
2 - Emily Thornberry (Labour)
1 - Dianne Abbott (Labour)
Dishonourable mention to Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat) |
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over a year ago
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Margret Thatcher
Tony Blair.
Oh wait is this most hated or most stupid
Diane Abbott
Tom Watson
Theresa may
David Cameron
Fallon
George Osborne
In fact just name most front bench politicans  |
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"To start us off
5 - Neville Chamberlain (Conservative)
4 - David Cameron (Conservative)
3 - Natalie Bennett (Green Party)
2 - Emily Thornberry (Labour)
1 - Dianne Abbott (Labour)
Dishonourable mention to Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat) "
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Oi I'll have you know Natalie is.. Ooh yeah, I'll give you that one |
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"Margret Thatcher
Tony Blair.
Oh wait is this most hated or most stupid
Diane Abbott
Tom Watson
Theresa may
David Cameron
Fallon
George Osborne
In fact just name most front bench politicans "
Stupid, not hated. 5 not 6 and rankings please. Let's have a sense of order here. |
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" 1 John Prescott
2 Dianne Abbot
3 Emily Thornberry
4 David Mellor
5 Niel Hamilton
Nice to see a couple of classics thrown in there  "
I tried to spread it out lol tho I probbally could have gone all current |
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" 1 John Prescott
2 Dianne Abbot
3 Emily Thornberry
4 David Mellor
5 Niel Hamilton
Nice to see a couple of classics thrown in there I tried to spread it out lol tho I probbally could have gone all current "
Do you think they've gotten dumb or do you think we have more ways to expose their stupidity now? |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
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"To start us off
5 - Neville Chamberlain (Conservative)
4 - David Cameron (Conservative)
3 - Natalie Bennett (Green Party)
2 - Emily Thornberry (Labour)
1 - Dianne Abbott (Labour)
Dishonourable mention to Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat) "
I don't understand this list. You seem to have spealt Theresa May 'Dianne Abbott'?
I'm pretty sure Dianne Abbott doesn't think you can feed a school child a hearty breakfast for 6.8 pence a day.
And as both Emily Thornberry and Natalie Bennett have let off farts with more brains than Cameron, you may want to work on your list a bit more!  |
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"To start us off
5 - Neville Chamberlain (Conservative)
4 - David Cameron (Conservative)
3 - Natalie Bennett (Green Party)
2 - Emily Thornberry (Labour)
1 - Dianne Abbott (Labour)
Dishonourable mention to Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat)
I don't understand this list. You seem to have spealt Theresa May 'Dianne Abbott'?
I'm pretty sure Dianne Abbott doesn't think you can feed a school child a hearty breakfast for 6.8 pence a day.
And as both Emily Thornberry and Natalie Bennett have let off farts with more brains than Cameron, you may want to work on your list a bit more! "
Now now, please enter your own top 5 and then we can talk about dinne abbott recruting 250,000 police officers for £300,000  |
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"I am afraid to say there was nothing dumb about the milk snatcher. She was a wicked, vindictive haradin but without doubt she was a highly astute and smooth political operator. "
Again, not a 'top 5 politicians i hate' thread - but feel free to start one and i'll join |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
"To start us off
5 - Neville Chamberlain (Conservative)
4 - David Cameron (Conservative)
3 - Natalie Bennett (Green Party)
2 - Emily Thornberry (Labour)
1 - Dianne Abbott (Labour)
Dishonourable mention to Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat)
I don't understand this list. You seem to have spealt Theresa May 'Dianne Abbott'?
I'm pretty sure Dianne Abbott doesn't think you can feed a school child a hearty breakfast for 6.8 pence a day.
And as both Emily Thornberry and Natalie Bennett have let off farts with more brains than Cameron, you may want to work on your list a bit more!
Now now, please enter your own top 5 and then we can talk about dinne abbott recruting 250,000 police officers for £300,000 "
I find it very hard to compare someone making a mistake on a radio show with the party of government costing a healthy child's breakfast at 6.8 pence in their published election manifesto.
One is a momentary mistake...the other is gross economic incompetence. I'll leave you to decide which is which. |
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"To start us off
5 - Neville Chamberlain (Conservative)
4 - David Cameron (Conservative)
3 - Natalie Bennett (Green Party)
2 - Emily Thornberry (Labour)
1 - Dianne Abbott (Labour)
Dishonourable mention to Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat)
I don't understand this list. You seem to have spealt Theresa May 'Dianne Abbott'?
I'm pretty sure Dianne Abbott doesn't think you can feed a school child a hearty breakfast for 6.8 pence a day.
And as both Emily Thornberry and Natalie Bennett have let off farts with more brains than Cameron, you may want to work on your list a bit more!
Now now, please enter your own top 5 and then we can talk about dinne abbott recruting 250,000 police officers for £300,000
I find it very hard to compare someone making a mistake on a radio show with the party of government costing a healthy child's breakfast at 6.8 pence in their published election manifesto.
One is a momentary mistake...the other is gross economic incompetence. I'll leave you to decide which is which. "
You can't bring yourself to admit labour have ever had a stupid MP can you |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
"To start us off
5 - Neville Chamberlain (Conservative)
4 - David Cameron (Conservative)
3 - Natalie Bennett (Green Party)
2 - Emily Thornberry (Labour)
1 - Dianne Abbott (Labour)
Dishonourable mention to Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat)
I don't understand this list. You seem to have spealt Theresa May 'Dianne Abbott'?
I'm pretty sure Dianne Abbott doesn't think you can feed a school child a hearty breakfast for 6.8 pence a day.
And as both Emily Thornberry and Natalie Bennett have let off farts with more brains than Cameron, you may want to work on your list a bit more!
Now now, please enter your own top 5 and then we can talk about dinne abbott recruting 250,000 police officers for £300,000
I find it very hard to compare someone making a mistake on a radio show with the party of government costing a healthy child's breakfast at 6.8 pence in their published election manifesto.
One is a momentary mistake...the other is gross economic incompetence. I'll leave you to decide which is which.
You can't bring yourself to admit labour have ever had a stupid MP can you "
On the contrary, we've had loads! A Mr S Danczuk would spring immediately to mind, amongst a long list of awful individuals. But they tend to be the outliers, rather than the baseline. If you can name me one Tory MP in the current cabinet who couldn't be described objectively as 'dangerously incompetent', I'll award you five pounds. |
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"To start us off
5 - Neville Chamberlain (Conservative)
4 - David Cameron (Conservative)
3 - Natalie Bennett (Green Party)
2 - Emily Thornberry (Labour)
1 - Dianne Abbott (Labour)
Dishonourable mention to Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat)
I don't understand this list. You seem to have spealt Theresa May 'Dianne Abbott'?
I'm pretty sure Dianne Abbott doesn't think you can feed a school child a hearty breakfast for 6.8 pence a day.
And as both Emily Thornberry and Natalie Bennett have let off farts with more brains than Cameron, you may want to work on your list a bit more!
Now now, please enter your own top 5 and then we can talk about dinne abbott recruting 250,000 police officers for £300,000
I find it very hard to compare someone making a mistake on a radio show with the party of government costing a healthy child's breakfast at 6.8 pence in their published election manifesto.
One is a momentary mistake...the other is gross economic incompetence. I'll leave you to decide which is which.
You can't bring yourself to admit labour have ever had a stupid MP can you
On the contrary, we've had loads! A Mr S Danczuk would spring immediately to mind, amongst a long list of awful individuals. But they tend to be the outliers, rather than the baseline. If you can name me one Tory MP in the current cabinet who couldn't be described objectively as 'dangerously incompetent', I'll award you five pounds."
Honestly there's nobody in the current conservative cabinet I'd hold up as particularly bright, but i don't know all of them that well. But by the same standards I'd objectively say that john mcdonnell, dianne abbott and emily Thornberry are three of the most dangerously incompetent MPs to ever grace the house of parliment. |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
"To start us off
5 - Neville Chamberlain (Conservative)
4 - David Cameron (Conservative)
3 - Natalie Bennett (Green Party)
2 - Emily Thornberry (Labour)
1 - Dianne Abbott (Labour)
Dishonourable mention to Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat)
I don't understand this list. You seem to have spealt Theresa May 'Dianne Abbott'?
I'm pretty sure Dianne Abbott doesn't think you can feed a school child a hearty breakfast for 6.8 pence a day.
And as both Emily Thornberry and Natalie Bennett have let off farts with more brains than Cameron, you may want to work on your list a bit more!
Now now, please enter your own top 5 and then we can talk about dinne abbott recruting 250,000 police officers for £300,000
I find it very hard to compare someone making a mistake on a radio show with the party of government costing a healthy child's breakfast at 6.8 pence in their published election manifesto.
One is a momentary mistake...the other is gross economic incompetence. I'll leave you to decide which is which.
You can't bring yourself to admit labour have ever had a stupid MP can you
On the contrary, we've had loads! A Mr S Danczuk would spring immediately to mind, amongst a long list of awful individuals. But they tend to be the outliers, rather than the baseline. If you can name me one Tory MP in the current cabinet who couldn't be described objectively as 'dangerously incompetent', I'll award you five pounds.
Honestly there's nobody in the current conservative cabinet I'd hold up as particularly bright, but i don't know all of them that well. But by the same standards I'd objectively say that john mcdonnell, dianne abbott and emily Thornberry are three of the most dangerously incompetent MPs to ever grace the house of parliment. "
Compared to the current cabinet, anyone of those three would be regarded as an intellectual titan.
I'm happy to hear your reasons as why you consider them 'dangerously incompetent' - if you actually have any, of course. |
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"To start us off
5 - Neville Chamberlain (Conservative)
4 - David Cameron (Conservative)
3 - Natalie Bennett (Green Party)
2 - Emily Thornberry (Labour)
1 - Dianne Abbott (Labour)
Dishonourable mention to Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat)
I don't understand this list. You seem to have spealt Theresa May 'Dianne Abbott'?
I'm pretty sure Dianne Abbott doesn't think you can feed a school child a hearty breakfast for 6.8 pence a day.
And as both Emily Thornberry and Natalie Bennett have let off farts with more brains than Cameron, you may want to work on your list a bit more!
Now now, please enter your own top 5 and then we can talk about dinne abbott recruting 250,000 police officers for £300,000
I find it very hard to compare someone making a mistake on a radio show with the party of government costing a healthy child's breakfast at 6.8 pence in their published election manifesto.
One is a momentary mistake...the other is gross economic incompetence. I'll leave you to decide which is which.
You can't bring yourself to admit labour have ever had a stupid MP can you
On the contrary, we've had loads! A Mr S Danczuk would spring immediately to mind, amongst a long list of awful individuals. But they tend to be the outliers, rather than the baseline. If you can name me one Tory MP in the current cabinet who couldn't be described objectively as 'dangerously incompetent', I'll award you five pounds.
Honestly there's nobody in the current conservative cabinet I'd hold up as particularly bright, but i don't know all of them that well. But by the same standards I'd objectively say that john mcdonnell, dianne abbott and emily Thornberry are three of the most dangerously incompetent MPs to ever grace the house of parliment.
Compared to the current cabinet, anyone of those three would be regarded as an intellectual titan.
I'm happy to hear your reasons as why you consider them 'dangerously incompetent' - if you actually have any, of course. "
Dianne Abbott is a habitual liar, racist, terrorist sympathiser who can't add up. She is a pure ideologue who defends people like Chairman Mao when even the Chinese government prefers to avoid the topic since he's such a stain on humanity. Except of course when it comes to sending her own children to a state school because socialism is for other peoples families don't you know.
But other than that she's lovely and apparently a good fuck. |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
"To start us off
5 - Neville Chamberlain (Conservative)
4 - David Cameron (Conservative)
3 - Natalie Bennett (Green Party)
2 - Emily Thornberry (Labour)
1 - Dianne Abbott (Labour)
Dishonourable mention to Nick Clegg (Liberal Democrat)
I don't understand this list. You seem to have spealt Theresa May 'Dianne Abbott'?
I'm pretty sure Dianne Abbott doesn't think you can feed a school child a hearty breakfast for 6.8 pence a day.
And as both Emily Thornberry and Natalie Bennett have let off farts with more brains than Cameron, you may want to work on your list a bit more!
Now now, please enter your own top 5 and then we can talk about dinne abbott recruting 250,000 police officers for £300,000
I find it very hard to compare someone making a mistake on a radio show with the party of government costing a healthy child's breakfast at 6.8 pence in their published election manifesto.
One is a momentary mistake...the other is gross economic incompetence. I'll leave you to decide which is which.
You can't bring yourself to admit labour have ever had a stupid MP can you
On the contrary, we've had loads! A Mr S Danczuk would spring immediately to mind, amongst a long list of awful individuals. But they tend to be the outliers, rather than the baseline. If you can name me one Tory MP in the current cabinet who couldn't be described objectively as 'dangerously incompetent', I'll award you five pounds.
Honestly there's nobody in the current conservative cabinet I'd hold up as particularly bright, but i don't know all of them that well. But by the same standards I'd objectively say that john mcdonnell, dianne abbott and emily Thornberry are three of the most dangerously incompetent MPs to ever grace the house of parliment.
Compared to the current cabinet, anyone of those three would be regarded as an intellectual titan.
I'm happy to hear your reasons as why you consider them 'dangerously incompetent' - if you actually have any, of course.
Dianne Abbott is a habitual liar, racist, terrorist sympathiser who can't add up."
I'll stop you there. As your description applies as equally to every member of the current cabinet as it does to Dianne Abbott, we can discount your 'reasoning' as being nothing more than political bias and selective thinking (and I think I'm probably being overly charitable in ascribing no more than that).
Now, what was the 'reasoning' behind your comments about McDonnel and Thornbery? |
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My list with reasoning;
1. Dianne Abbott- Maybe not the stupidest but thinks she is intelligent which makes her stupidity stand out far more
2. Neil Hailton -all round wet weekend
3. Hilary Clinton- got beaten by Trump.
4. Michael Gove- I think he may actually be intelligent but he hides it oh so well.
5. Lembit Obik- need I say anything?
I've tried to be balanced with it and no one said had to be British, but if I'm not allowed 3 slip Corbyn in as he is my number 6, although possibly more deluded than stupid. |
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"My list with reasoning;
1. Dianne Abbott- Maybe not the stupidest but thinks she is intelligent which makes her stupidity stand out far more
2. Neil Hailton -all round wet weekend
3. Hilary Clinton- got beaten by Trump.
4. Michael Gove- I think he may actually be intelligent but he hides it oh so well.
5. Lembit Obik- need I say anything?
I've tried to be balanced with it and no one said had to be British, but if I'm not allowed 3 slip Corbyn in as he is my number 6, although possibly more deluded than stupid."
Ahem it says "uk only" and in the title of the thread. I don't like corbyn but he wouldn't make my list of stupid. |
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"My list with reasoning;
1. Dianne Abbott- Maybe not the stupidest but thinks she is intelligent which makes her stupidity stand out far more
2. Neil Hailton -all round wet weekend
3. Hilary Clinton- got beaten by Trump.
4. Michael Gove- I think he may actually be intelligent but he hides it oh so well.
5. Lembit Obik- need I say anything?
I've tried to be balanced with it and no one said had to be British, but if I'm not allowed 3 slip Corbyn in as he is my number 6, although possibly more deluded than stupid.
Ahem it says "uk only" and in the title of the thread. I don't like corbyn but he wouldn't make my list of stupid. "
It is a colony, so still counts |
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5 David Cameron
4 George Osbourne
3 Dianne Abbot
2 Derek McKay
1 Angela Constance
The last two may not be known to you lucky people down south as they are SNP members and if brains were dynamite, they could not blow a hat off between them  |
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