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By *ohnSwingsSurrey OP Man over a year ago

Horley

Liz Truss has a sexy body, but, blimey, if she offered, I just couldn’t, because of what she stands for. Is there one that you find physically attractive, but you wouldn’t?. Or maybe you would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They've been fucking all of us so why not return the favour

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Depends. How much do they make over their expenses and how susceptible are they to black mail?

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I think they should be fucked as comprehensively as they have fucked the country, but I don't want to be the one who does it.

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

No...they all look and sound like inbreds

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By *rettygoodMan over a year ago

Whitwick

Liz truss? Penny mordant was right there and you picked truss?

Either way, rather be fired out of a cannon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do have a bit of a thing for evil women in films. I guess this would be the same thing.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’d fuck them over, is what I’d do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter

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By *os19Man over a year ago

Edmonton

I wouldn’t say no to Priti Patel

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

No. I don’t fancy any of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do have a bit of a thing for evil women in films. I guess this would be the same thing."

Aileen Wuornos is the one you want then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like to sit on Boris Johnsons face and then peg him

oh and wee on him and dress him in a pvc body con dress and stockings and heels.

and a dog collar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter "

How would you know they are if they didn’t tell you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn’t say no to Priti Patel "

I would. She would probably send me to Rwanda.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the face with Lucile yes, happily

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't fuck a Tory anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter

How would you know they are if they didn’t tell you? "

Can usually tell pretty quickly when someone is a Tory

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

I don't have any affiliation to a political party so if she was fit and had a personality i would

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter

How would you know they are if they didn’t tell you? "

If someone asked me my political views before meeting they most definitely wouldn’t be for me anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do have a bit of a thing for evil women in films. I guess this would be the same thing.

Aileen Wuornos is the one you want then?

"

I watched that documentary. Definitely in my top 10 wanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do have a bit of a thing for evil women in films. I guess this would be the same thing.

Aileen Wuornos is the one you want then?

I watched that documentary. Definitely in my top 10 wanks."

Lorena Bobbitt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn’t say no to Priti Patel "

Eeeeeeuuurgh. Gross.

Couldn't find a vom emoji!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t find any MP belonging to any party attractive. But there’s plenty of people in the world and on this site even that I find attractive with views that I couldn’t look beyond.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter

How would you know they are if they didn’t tell you? "

I can tell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn’t say no to Priti Patel

Eeeeeeuuurgh. Gross.

Couldn't find a vom emoji!"

Open brackets Vom close brackets

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By *FNMLMCMan over a year ago

Sunderland

Penny Mordant and Pretty Patel are shouldn’t but would for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do have a bit of a thing for evil women in films. I guess this would be the same thing.

Aileen Wuornos is the one you want then?

I watched that documentary. Definitely in my top 10 wanks.

Lorena Bobbitt?"

The names are worse than the crime if I’m honest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn’t say no to Priti Patel

Eeeeeeuuurgh. Gross.

Couldn't find a vom emoji!

Open brackets Vom close brackets"

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn’t say no to Priti Patel

Eeeeeeuuurgh. Gross.

Couldn't find a vom emoji!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Penny Mordant and Pretty Patel are shouldn’t but would for me "

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

i say whats all this about tories,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I must admit I’d bang Priti Patel….all that pent up aggression:maybe she should join FS & get some BBC?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter

How would you know they are if they didn’t tell you?

Can usually tell pretty quickly when someone is a Tory "

I hate them….Tory apologists!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was undecided on Truss if I’m honest, she had that headteacher by day tart by night style about her.

Although I did change my mind, I saw a video of her on Facebook dancing with young teenagers and immediately thought Paedo..

So my answer, wholly unrelated to the above, yes I’d have pumped her

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I’d skull fuck them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't fuck a Tory anything "

They fuck US all the time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was undecided on Truss if I’m honest, she had that headteacher by day tart by night style about her.

Although I did change my mind, I saw a video of her on Facebook dancing with young teenagers and immediately thought Paedo..

So my answer, wholly unrelated to the above, yes I’d have pumped her"

Happy Birthday BTW….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Happy Birthday BTW…."

Cheers man, that’s me trying to crawl back into a fem friends goodbooks after forgetting her bday yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would fuck a Tory MP, it would probably end up being a hate fuck ??

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By *orny-DJMan over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I would if it was Penny Mourdant.

Wouldn't say no to Priti Patel either.

Or Esther McVey

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

They get enough sex fucking the country.

I might consider fucking them all with a 10 ft cactus, but that's about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes. There's something about that incoherent noise they make when they agree (or disagree who knows)

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By *orphia2003Woman over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Depends how much he paid me, how big a strap-on he could take and what his kink was.

Business is business and I have bills to pay. ( Obviously my price doubles for those types)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like to sit on Boris Johnsons face and then peg him

oh and wee on him and dress him in a pvc body con dress and stockings and heels.

and a dog collar.

"

I have a sneaky suspicion he may actually like this kind of stuff. You can tell he's a dirty fucker...

Jess xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like to sit on Boris Johnsons face and then peg him

oh and wee on him and dress him in a pvc body con dress and stockings and heels.

and a dog collar.

"

Please don't use any lube on him. Also, break out the biggest dildo.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Ohh yes to matt Hancock! But would never vote tory! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ohh yes to matt Hancock! But would never vote tory! X"

But he's such an arrogant, incompetent, corrupt, useless, lying little weasel of a man.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"Ohh yes to matt Hancock! But would never vote tory! X

But he's such an arrogant, incompetent, corrupt, useless, lying little weasel of a man."

But soooooo sexy! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ohh yes to matt Hancock! But would never vote tory! X

But he's such an arrogant, incompetent, corrupt, useless, lying little weasel of a man.

But soooooo sexy! X"

I don't get it at all. But eye of the beholder & all that, I guess.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"Ohh yes to matt Hancock! But would never vote tory! X

But he's such an arrogant, incompetent, corrupt, useless, lying little weasel of a man.

But soooooo sexy! X

I don't get it at all. But eye of the beholder & all that, I guess."

Yup so they say!

x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They've been fucking all of us so why not return the favour

"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No...they all look and sound like inbreds"

You do wonder looking at Liz Truss….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like to sit on Boris Johnsons face and then peg him

oh and wee on him and dress him in a pvc body con dress and stockings and heels.

and a dog collar.

"

He’d LOVE IT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. I’d rather shave my head and cut my legs off with cheese wire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Happy Birthday BTW….

Cheers man, that’s me trying to crawl back into a fem friends goodbooks after forgetting her bday yesterday

"

After my disasterous debut the other day I have taken a lot of what you said about me on board….it’s too long winded but my presence on FS is my way of trying to use social muscles I haven’t used for a long time….

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

Absolutely not ,for both of us.

Miss

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"Ohh yes to matt Hancock! But would never vote tory! X"

I still have flashbacks of that vid of him groping that woman

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Miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter

How would you know they are if they didn’t tell you? "

Simple, just say "do you know what I hate? Starving kids." And gauge their reaction

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By *andB130Couple over a year ago

northampton

Penny Mourdant definitely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

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By *rofessor ElementalMan over a year ago

Durham

Lost her seat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No longer a tory MP but Louise Mensch does it for me.

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

tbh they are a bunch of shit houses

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By *orace99Man over a year ago

York

"I would like to sit on Boris Johnsons face and then peg him

oh and wee on him and dress him in a pvc body con dress and stockings and heels.

and a dog collar.

"

In all probability all of that he has experienced

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By *ataleMan over a year ago

Durham

Penny Mordent (sorry can’t be arsed to Google the correct spelling on her surname).

I hate most politicians, so in the interests of balance I’ll also say Angela Rayner (I love red heads).

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By *issalignedTV/TS over a year ago

London

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By *omtom7Man over a year ago

Tralee

Wouldn't mind a dirty night with Pritti Patel

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By *edhead72Man over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

Ann Widdecombe? Think she’d be pretty damn nasty once you get her going, bet she’d get up to all sorts of tricks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nadine oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have done. It was just as disappointing as you would imagine.

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By *azzler2Man over a year ago

halifax

Yes I would fuck any

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

Yes if I found one attractive , not going to be talking politics during sex as their mouth will be busy with more important things

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

"I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter

How would you know they are if they didn’t tell you?

If someone asked me my political views before meeting they most definitely wouldn’t be for me anyway! "

I have been asked my political preference quite abit on here in messages I just tell people it’s none of their business and we are here to fuck / have a good time not get into debates about the country / economy ffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter

How would you know they are if they didn’t tell you?

Simple, just say "do you know what I hate? Starving kids." And gauge their reaction

"

LMAO

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By *atfuckerbristolMan over a year ago

Wells

None of the ladies here appreciate the delights of John Selwyn Gummer or Nigel Lawson? I’m shocked!

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By *atfighterMan over a year ago

Aldridge

With a baseball bat, preferably wound in barbed wire.

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By *am SmithMan over a year ago

Around and about

I'm a lover not a hater.

Always thought Joy Morrissey would be a lot of fun.

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By *llie AssMan over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I've no idea of the politics of the people I meet on here. And while I despise her politics, Priti Patel is sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Liz trust would have it

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By *atfuckerbristolMan over a year ago

Wells

I’ve voted for lots of different parties over the years - mostly because I try to pick people with a genuine connection with the area I live, and an interest in local issues rather than the right colour rosette. If I’d based my vote on hotness, I’d have been abstaining a lot in this constituency

That said, anyone who doesn't want Penny M to hold their sword, or want to wipe the smirk off Priti's face with a good fucking isn't being entirely honest!!

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By *host63Man over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

What a revolting thought

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

Decades back I did sleep with the wife of a Tory parliamentary candidate. He was mayor of some mock Tudor shithole and he sounded like the inspiration for Adrian B'stard.

She was lady Chatterley and I was the gardener. We were from different planets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you asking based on who they are or their politics?

No, they are not one and the same. One can have a political view whilst having sympathy for someone else’s. Otherwise, Tones and I wouldn’t come within a mile of each other.

Miles

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By *astandFeistyCouple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Are you asking based on who they are or their politics?

No, they are not one and the same. One can have a political view whilst having sympathy for someone else’s. Otherwise, Tones and I wouldn’t come within a mile of each other.

Miles"

You'll see a lot of 'fuck the Tories', 'don't bother if you're a Tory' etc etc.

The kind of people who write this will believe they are one and the same. There is absolutely no way to explain to them that they're wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter

How would you know they are if they didn’t tell you?

Simple, just say "do you know what I hate? Starving kids." And gauge their reaction

"

If they say ‘what do you mean by that’ you already know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you asking based on who they are or their politics?

No, they are not one and the same. One can have a political view whilst having sympathy for someone else’s. Otherwise, Tones and I wouldn’t come within a mile of each other.

Miles

You'll see a lot of 'fuck the Tories', 'don't bother if you're a Tory' etc etc.

The kind of people who write this will believe they are one and the same. There is absolutely no way to explain to them that they're wrong

"

Might it be because Tories are not as judgemental as those who are towards them make them seem to be? Certainly less vocal.

Miles

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter

How would you know they are if they didn’t tell you?

Simple, just say "do you know what I hate? Starving kids." And gauge their reaction

"

Bit harsh, kids who are starving don’t deserve to be hated.

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By *astandFeistyCouple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Are you asking based on who they are or their politics?

No, they are not one and the same. One can have a political view whilst having sympathy for someone else’s. Otherwise, Tones and I wouldn’t come within a mile of each other.

Miles

You'll see a lot of 'fuck the Tories', 'don't bother if you're a Tory' etc etc.

The kind of people who write this will believe they are one and the same. There is absolutely no way to explain to them that they're wrong

Might it be because Tories are not as judgemental as those who are towards them make them seem to be? Certainly less vocal.

Miles"

I think 'Tories' tend to be less judgemental. Certainly appears that way from what I see on the Internet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you asking based on who they are or their politics?

No, they are not one and the same. One can have a political view whilst having sympathy for someone else’s. Otherwise, Tones and I wouldn’t come within a mile of each other.

Miles

You'll see a lot of 'fuck the Tories', 'don't bother if you're a Tory' etc etc.

The kind of people who write this will believe they are one and the same. There is absolutely no way to explain to them that they're wrong

Might it be because Tories are not as judgemental as those who are towards them make them seem to be? Certainly less vocal.

Miles

I think 'Tories' tend to be less judgemental. Certainly appears that way from what I see on the Internet."
This.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

To be honest, I wouldn't fuck any MP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve voted for lots of different parties over the years - mostly because I try to pick people with a genuine connection with the area I live, and an interest in local issues rather than the right colour rosette. If I’d based my vote on hotness, I’d have been abstaining a lot in this constituency

That said, anyone who doesn't want Penny M to hold their sword, or want to wipe the smirk off Priti's face with a good fucking isn't being entirely honest!!"

I think some men want to like the person they sleep with. Odd, I know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you asking based on who they are or their politics?

No, they are not one and the same. One can have a political view whilst having sympathy for someone else’s. Otherwise, Tones and I wouldn’t come within a mile of each other.

Miles

You'll see a lot of 'fuck the Tories', 'don't bother if you're a Tory' etc etc.

The kind of people who write this will believe they are one and the same. There is absolutely no way to explain to them that they're wrong

Might it be because Tories are not as judgemental as those who are towards them make them seem to be? Certainly less vocal.

Miles"

If you would class being homophobic and racist is "not as judgemental" lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter

How would you know they are if they didn’t tell you?

Simple, just say "do you know what I hate? Starving kids." And gauge their reaction

If they say ‘what do you mean by that’ you already know

"

Hahaha or "can't feed them, don't breed them"

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Are you asking based on who they are or their politics?

No, they are not one and the same. One can have a political view whilst having sympathy for someone else’s. Otherwise, Tones and I wouldn’t come within a mile of each other.

Miles"

Good grief. A sensible comment! I agree. Can respect people’s views without name calling. Although I don’t have a lot of time for extremists, either way.

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By *cnugatugMan over a year ago

Chatham

Never

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS over a year ago

London

"I wouldn't even fuck a Tory supporter

How would you know they are if they didn’t tell you?

Simple, just say "do you know what I hate? Starving kids." And gauge their reaction

If they say ‘what do you mean by that’ you already know

Hahaha or "can't feed them, don't breed them" "

Get them with the old "having empathy for other people is rubbish right?"

Then when they agree you cartwheel off.

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By *amesBeelzebubMan over a year ago

norwich

Esther mcvey

But then I always preferred the evil queen and maleficent to Disney princesses

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By *apidaryMan over a year ago

Chipping Norton

In Denis Healey's autobiography he talks of refusing to join in the idea that everyone whose politics disagree with yours is somehow scum. He fought alongside Tories in World War Two (he was a beach commander for the Italian landings) and spoke of how some of the men he fought alongside then became politicians he disagreed with. In the war he found them decent honourable brave people who were trying to do the right thing; he wasn't prepared to write them off in peacetime because he disagreed with them about politics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Might it be because Tories are not as judgemental as those who are towards them make them seem to be? Certainly less vocal.

Miles

If you would class being homophobic and racist is "not as judgemental" lmao "

Are those solely Tory traits? Last I heard, a Labour leader was removed for being racist towards Jews, or something like that.

I think you’re talking about people of any party. There are some who are and some who aren’t.

Isn’t the first Prime Minister of colour in this country a Tory?

Miles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

Might it be because Tories are not as judgemental as those who are towards them make them seem to be? Certainly less vocal.

Miles

If you would class being homophobic and racist is "not as judgemental" lmao

Are those Tory traits? Last I heard, a Labour leader was removed for being racist towards Jews, or something like that.

I think you’re talking about people of any party. There are some who are and some who aren’t.

Miles"

"Or something like that"

No he wasnt removed for being 'racist' towards Jew - Jewish isn't a race BTW

He was aware of some of the Jewish members of his party relieving antisemitic abuse and didn't act on it or help to stop it....

Boris however....

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By *essaMayWoman over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

When you see a thread title "Would You Fuck A Tory MP" you know exactly what kind of thread it is and you know exactly the comments that will follow!!.

There are many Tory MPs trying to do their best for their constituency and make better lives for them.

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

"

Might it be because Tories are not as judgemental as those who are towards them make them seem to be? Certainly less vocal.

Miles

If you would class being homophobic and racist is "not as judgemental" lmao

Are those Tory traits? Last I heard, a Labour leader was removed for being racist towards Jews, or something like that.

I think you’re talking about people of any party. There are some who are and some who aren’t.

Miles

"Or something like that"

No he wasnt removed for being 'racist' towards Jew - Jewish isn't a race BTW

He was aware of some of the Jewish members of his party relieving antisemitic abuse and didn't act on it or help to stop it....

Boris however...."

Yeah but Corbyn. Never gets old.

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By *astandFeistyCouple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"When you see a thread title "Would You Fuck A Tory MP" you know exactly what kind of thread it is and you know exactly the comments that will follow!!.

There are many Tory MPs trying to do their best for their constituency and make better lives for them.

"

Absofuckinglutely.

But, let's not let us those really good people, MP and supporters get I t he way of a good old Tory bashing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/08/23 11:01:40]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

"Or something like that"

No he wasnt removed for being 'racist' towards Jew - Jewish isn't a race BTW

He was aware of some of the Jewish members of his party relieving antisemitic abuse and didn't act on it or help to stop it....

Boris however...."

Semantics and nit picking to suit your rhetoric: Anti-Semitism and racism are blood cousins in my book. The concept is espousing hatred of a group based on who they are.

Miles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

"Or something like that"

No he wasnt removed for being 'racist' towards Jew - Jewish isn't a race BTW

He was aware of some of the Jewish members of his party relieving antisemitic abuse and didn't act on it or help to stop it....

Boris however....

Semantics and nit picking to suit your rhetoric: Anti-Semitism and racism are blood cousins in my book. The concept is espousing hatred of a group based on who they are.

Miles"

Your book isn't the book of life my friend.

Have a good day lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

"Or something like that"

No he wasnt removed for being 'racist' towards Jew - Jewish isn't a race BTW

He was aware of some of the Jewish members of his party relieving antisemitic abuse and didn't act on it or help to stop it....

Boris however....

Semantics and nit picking to suit your rhetoric: Anti-Semitism and racism are blood cousins in my book. The concept is espousing hatred of a group based on who they are.

Miles

Your book isn't the book of life my friend.

Have a good day lmao "

Could you explain to me what does adding lmao after every other statement serves? Not sure if I can take what you say really seriously or just as a joke ?

Tones.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"When you see a thread title "Would You Fuck A Tory MP" you know exactly what kind of thread it is and you know exactly the comments that will follow!!.

There are many Tory MPs trying to do their best for their constituency and make better lives for them.

"

Yeah right!

x

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Penny Mordant in a heartbeat

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By *OYFBWoman over a year ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

Lol wee Rishi wouldn’t even touch the sides

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Lol wee Rishi wouldn’t even touch the sides

"

You’d love a pic of his cumface though wouldn’t you?

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By *OYFBWoman over a year ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

"Lol wee Rishi wouldn’t even touch the sides

You’d love a pic of his cumface though wouldn’t you?

"

That’s hilarious to imagine! Wouldn’t take much either. I reckon a wee flash of a tit would be enough for him to jizz his tiny pants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you see a thread title "Would You Fuck A Tory MP" you know exactly what kind of thread it is and you know exactly the comments that will follow!!.

There are many Tory MPs trying to do their best for their constituency and make better lives for them.

"
Absolutely this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you see a thread title "Would You Fuck A Tory MP" you know exactly what kind of thread it is and you know exactly the comments that will follow!!.

There are many Tory MPs trying to do their best for their constituency and make better lives for them.

This

Absolutely this

"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be fair, I and plenty of others haven't called anyone scum. I just don't want to sleep with or date people whose views and political agenda are the opposite of mine. (And yes, I would know because I don't sleep with people unless we have talked at length)

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By *astandFeistyCouple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"To be fair, I and plenty of others haven't called anyone scum. I just don't want to sleep with or date people whose views and political agenda are the opposite of mine. (And yes, I would know because I don't sleep with people unless we have talked at length)"

What is a 'political agenda'?

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

"To be fair, I and plenty of others haven't called anyone scum. I just don't want to sleep with or date people whose views and political agenda are the opposite of mine. (And yes, I would know because I don't sleep with people unless we have talked at length)

What is a 'political agenda'?"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_agenda

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By *astandFeistyCouple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"To be fair, I and plenty of others haven't called anyone scum. I just don't want to sleep with or date people whose views and political agenda are the opposite of mine. (And yes, I would know because I don't sleep with people unless we have talked at length)

What is a 'political agenda'?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_agenda"

I know what it is but I wouldn't ever say any member of the general electorate has one.

I was interested in what the poster deemed it to be.

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By *dwalu2Couple over a year ago

Bristol

"There are many Tory MPs trying to do their best for their constituency and make better lives for them.

"

The fingers of one hand is ‘many’ these days? Inflation is worse than ever!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair, I and plenty of others haven't called anyone scum. I just don't want to sleep with or date people whose views and political agenda are the opposite of mine. (And yes, I would know because I don't sleep with people unless we have talked at length)

What is a 'political agenda'?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_agenda

I know what it is but I wouldn't ever say any member of the general electorate has one.

I was interested in what the poster deemed it to be."

I think you forget that this poster doesn't want to interact with you

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

Theoretically possible on the scene. Generally politics or one's job is not discussed at club or parties. Mainly here to indulge in our desires not police others political preferences. Happy to take people as we find them in person and leave the political toxicity at the door.

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By *astandFeistyCouple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"To be fair, I and plenty of others haven't called anyone scum. I just don't want to sleep with or date people whose views and political agenda are the opposite of mine. (And yes, I would know because I don't sleep with people unless we have talked at length)

What is a 'political agenda'?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_agenda

I know what it is but I wouldn't ever say any member of the general electorate has one.

I was interested in what the poster deemed it to be.

I think you forget that this poster doesn't want to interact with you "

Cool. Don't answer me then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To be fair, I and plenty of others haven't called anyone scum. I just don't want to sleep with or date people whose views and political agenda are the opposite of mine. (And yes, I would know because I don't sleep with people unless we have talked at length)

What is a 'political agenda'?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_agenda

I know what it is but I wouldn't ever say any member of the general electorate has one.

I was interested in what the poster deemed it to be.

I think you forget that this poster doesn't want to interact with you

Cool. Don't answer me then

"

I won't

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By *astandFeistyCouple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"To be fair, I and plenty of others haven't called anyone scum. I just don't want to sleep with or date people whose views and political agenda are the opposite of mine. (And yes, I would know because I don't sleep with people unless we have talked at length)

What is a 'political agenda'?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_agenda

I know what it is but I wouldn't ever say any member of the general electorate has one.

I was interested in what the poster deemed it to be.

I think you forget that this poster doesn't want to interact with you

Cool. Don't answer me then

I won't "

You just did

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. Jesus wept

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Liz Truss has a sexy body, but, blimey, if she offered, I just couldn’t, because of what she stands for. Is there one that you find physically attractive, but you wouldn’t?. Or maybe you would"

Possibly with a strap on shotgun.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"

. Jesus wept "

Is this what it’s like in the politics forum? I’ve never looked …

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By *lex46TV/TS over a year ago

Near Wells

If any Mp from any political party is discreetly on here, I'm available for a cheap fuck.

Actually that could be quite a fantasy

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"

. Jesus wept

Is this what it’s like in the politics forum? I’ve never looked …"

Me neither! I may do now though if I’m bored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" The fingers of one hand is ‘many’ these days? Inflation is worse than ever!

"

That isn’t the Tories’ doing. It would have happened regardless of whichever party it was at No. 10.

Miles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

. Jesus wept

Is this what it’s like in the politics forum? I’ve never looked …"

I haven’t either but it’s astonishing how regular and acceptable Tory bashing is in the Lounge.

Miles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"

. Jesus wept

Is this what it’s like in the politics forum? I’ve never looked …"

DON'T GO THERE!

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

"

. Jesus wept

Is this what it’s like in the politics forum? I’ve never looked …

Me neither! I may do now though if I’m bored

"

The politics regulars are the true Spartans.

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By *astandFeistyCouple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"

. Jesus wept

Is this what it’s like in the politics forum? I’ve never looked …

I haven’t either but it’s astonishing how regular and acceptable Tory bashing is in the Lounge.

Miles"

It's no different to the Lounge really.

Tories are hated everywhere, lefties just repeat the same old argument but rarely back them up. And when the going gets tough they usually move the goalposts or just ignore.

I'm hated/blocked by a fair few and I'm not even a Tory

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve had a ‘Never kiss a Tory’ T-shirt since I was a teenager. I’m not likely to be changing my political stance now.

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By *dwalu2Couple over a year ago

Bristol

" The fingers of one hand is ‘many’ these days? Inflation is worse than ever!

That isn’t the Tories’ doing. It would have happened regardless of whichever party it was at No. 10.

Miles"

Fiscal policy is out of the hands of the government now? No wonder we’re screwed!

Try reading it again Miles.

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

"I’ve had a ‘Never kiss a Tory’ T-shirt since I was a teenager. I’m not likely to be changing my political stance now."

People from England don't understand how the Tories are viewed in Scotland and NI. Despised doesn't come close.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"People from England don't understand how the Tories are viewed in Scotland and NI. Despised doesn't come close. "

The thing I don’t understand is why people in England don’t feel the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" The fingers of one hand is ‘many’ these days? Inflation is worse than ever!

That isn’t the Tories’ doing. It would have happened regardless of whichever party it was at No. 10.

Miles

Fiscal policy is out of the hands of the government now? No wonder we’re screwed!

Try reading it again Miles.

"

We’re not talking Fiscal Policy though, are we? We’re talking about ‘inflation’ being ‘worse than ever’. Try debating without throwing insults about whether I need to read it again.

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By *astandFeistyCouple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I’ve had a ‘Never kiss a Tory’ T-shirt since I was a teenager. I’m not likely to be changing my political stance now.

People from England don't understand how the Tories are viewed in Scotland and NI. Despised doesn't come close. "

The people of Scotland continually vote in the SNP

No idea about NI tbh

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By *lashyMan over a year ago

a lather

Apart from by the hundreds of thousands of Scots who vote Conservative of course.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve had a ‘Never kiss a Tory’ T-shirt since I was a teenager. I’m not likely to be changing my political stance now."

What about the people who kissed tories and then you after? Would you feel somewhat "contaminated"? Missed opportunities there I guess.

Tones

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The SNP landslide after the indyref was a breath of fresh air, to be honest. And I’m an Englishman saying that. Having a realistic choice that wasn’t Tory or Labour and hundreds of new people coming into politics from ‘normal’ careers and backgrounds instead of the standard careerist types … those were a really positive few years.

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

I'd finish Guy Forks plan

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"What about the people who kissed tories and then you after? Would you feel somewhat "contaminated"? Missed opportunities there I guess."

I don’t think it’s meant to be taken quite that literally.

And I take ‘Tory’ to mean someone who is active in the party. A politician, someone who campaigns for them, or a party member. Not just someone who votes that way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about the people who kissed tories and then you after? Would you feel somewhat "contaminated"? Missed opportunities there I guess.

I don’t think it’s meant to be taken quite that literally.

And I take ‘Tory’ to mean someone who is active in the party. A politician, someone who campaigns for them, or a party member. Not just someone who votes that way."

Don't forget to add the asterix on the next tshirt.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Don't forget to add the asterix on the next tshirt.

"

‘Never kiss an active Tory’ just isn’t as catchy.

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By *dwalu2Couple over a year ago

Bristol

" The fingers of one hand is ‘many’ these days? Inflation is worse than ever!

That isn’t the Tories’ doing. It would have happened regardless of whichever party it was at No. 10.

Miles

Fiscal policy is out of the hands of the government now? No wonder we’re screwed!

Try reading it again Miles.

We’re not talking Fiscal Policy though, are we? We’re talking about ‘inflation’ being ‘worse than ever’. Try debating without throwing insults about whether I need to read it again."

If you’d actually read what you replied to, you’d realised you were replying to a joke about the word ‘many’, not a comment on inflation.

If expecting people to read a post before weighing in on it is what you consider insulting, no wonder you are so precious about the government’s atrocious economic policies!

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

"What about the people who kissed tories and then you after? Would you feel somewhat "contaminated"? Missed opportunities there I guess.

I don’t think it’s meant to be taken quite that literally.

And I take ‘Tory’ to mean someone who is active in the party. A politician, someone who campaigns for them, or a party member. Not just someone who votes that way.

Don't forget to add the asterix on the next tshirt.

"

You do sound peeved about this.

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By *astandFeistyCouple over a year ago

Bournemouth

"What about the people who kissed tories and then you after? Would you feel somewhat "contaminated"? Missed opportunities there I guess.

I don’t think it’s meant to be taken quite that literally.

And I take ‘Tory’ to mean someone who is active in the party. A politician, someone who campaigns for them, or a party member. Not just someone who votes that way."

You take 'Tory' in that manner, I'd argue that most people don't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about the people who kissed tories and then you after? Would you feel somewhat "contaminated"? Missed opportunities there I guess.

I don’t think it’s meant to be taken quite that literally.

And I take ‘Tory’ to mean someone who is active in the party. A politician, someone who campaigns for them, or a party member. Not just someone who votes that way.

Don't forget to add the asterix on the next tshirt.

You do sound peeved about this. "

I just find it ridiculous.

T

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By *oggoneMan over a year ago

Derry

"What about the people who kissed tories and then you after? Would you feel somewhat "contaminated"? Missed opportunities there I guess.

I don’t think it’s meant to be taken quite that literally.

And I take ‘Tory’ to mean someone who is active in the party. A politician, someone who campaigns for them, or a party member. Not just someone who votes that way.

Don't forget to add the asterix on the next tshirt.

You do sound peeved about this.

I just find it ridiculous.

T"

Ok, leaving the current government aside there is a long standing visceral dislike of the Tories in certain parts of the UK. It's nothing to do with the current government. Many will say thatcher but Bevan described them as vermin some 70 years ago.

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By *tress toyWoman over a year ago

leinster

I always fancied Michael Portillo

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By *ingerbeardman-Man over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

Not in a million years. I don't think I could physically do it

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By *lashyMan over a year ago

a lather

Penny Mordent

Nadine Dorries

Liz Truss

Kemi Badenock

On the other side of the political debate I always find Liz Kendal very hot, sadly no longer an MP

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Whilst I would never vote tory I wouldn't judge people on their political choices! It's their choice! 2 of my 6 children vote Tory and one of my grandchildren not sure on other 2 but certainly not a tory hater! Life's to short for that shite! X

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By *orace99Man over a year ago

York

"With a baseball bat, preferably wound in barbed wire. "

Lucille??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What about the people who kissed tories and then you after? Would you feel somewhat "contaminated"? Missed opportunities there I guess.

I don’t think it’s meant to be taken quite that literally.

And I take ‘Tory’ to mean someone who is active in the party. A politician, someone who campaigns for them, or a party member. Not just someone who votes that way.

Don't forget to add the asterix on the next tshirt.

You do sound peeved about this.

I just find it ridiculous.

T

Ok, leaving the current government aside there is a long standing visceral dislike of the Tories in certain parts of the UK. It's nothing to do with the current government. Many will say thatcher but Bevan described them as vermin some 70 years ago. "

“LOWER than Vermin….”

Anaurin Bevan.

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By *inkykhanMan over a year ago

Croydon

Priti Patel and Liz Truss in a 3sum

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By *ohntall123Man over a year ago

Biggleswade

100% no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im Scottish 100% already being f**ked lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

The current lot seem repulsive, so it's most unlikely. Some of their personalities are sickening too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wouldn’t bother me. I’m not one of those people that’s been brainwashed into believing that tories = “evil” and labour = “good”.

The world is far more nuanced than that…. Also tbh politics is an awful subject to speak about with a stranger so i wouldn’t even talk about it with a causal sexual partner.

In short - I’m not gonna judge someone for having a fairly mainstream and normal political belief.

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I'll take one for the team if someone wants to twos up with truss

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By *ohntall123Man over a year ago

Biggleswade

"Im Scottish 100% already being f**ked lol "

Ain’t we all hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take one for the team if someone wants to twos up with truss

"

Haha

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'll take one for the team if someone wants to twos up with truss

Haha

"

We could have a foresome if you bring yours down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tories are so oppressed if you ask me

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By *iddle ManMan over a year ago

Walsall

Penny would definitely get it

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By *unchalMan over a year ago

Dartford

"Liz Truss has a sexy body, but, blimey, if she offered, I just couldn’t, because of what she stands for. Is there one that you find physically attractive, but you wouldn’t?. Or maybe you would"

Is she offering?

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By *unchalMan over a year ago

Dartford

"I would like to sit on Boris Johnsons face and then peg him

oh and wee on him and dress him in a pvc body con dress and stockings and heels.

and a dog collar.

"

I have no problem imagining he would be into that.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

"

. Jesus wept

Is this what it’s like in the politics forum? I’ve never looked …"

It’s mostly like a bunch of retards sounding off at each other, if you are entertained with comedy gold political rants / melt downs it’s quite amusing to read a few posts if you are bored for 5min in a queue or something

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS over a year ago

Yorkshire

They don't sleep with 'mere' commoners do they? So I don't see how this could happen, as we're all plebs here.

Although I suppose the male MPs could be paying Miss Whiplash...

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By *unchalMan over a year ago

Dartford

"Wouldn’t bother me. I’m not one of those people that’s been brainwashed into believing that tories = “evil” and labour = “good”.

The world is far more nuanced than that…. Also tbh politics is an awful subject to speak about with a stranger so i wouldn’t even talk about it with a causal sexual partner.

In short - I’m not gonna judge someone for having a fairly mainstream and normal political belief."

Really. I find that the only people who believe that stuff tends to be tory!

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