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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. who’s with me lads, eh? eh?
Forget Liz Truss’s knockers (of whom there is many .. ) let’s sexualise our female (or male, hey each to their own and all that) representatives..
Whose Dispatch Box wouldn’t YOU mind entering in Parliament, Fabsters?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeremy Hunt? More like jizz in me cunt, amiright?
This sort of thing, OP?"
Exactly that!
Priti’s pretty pretty isn’t she? 
That’s sort of thing.
Lisa Nandy? Wouldn’t mind a hand shandy…
That’s the level I’m aiming for |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ben Wallace can have a gromit around my underpants any day etc.
Hang on, why am I getting all the smarmy fellas to do?"
 Michael Fabricant can “Fab-my-cunt” any day of the week … (any ladies want to borrow this?  ) |
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"Ben Wallace can have a gromit around my underpants any day etc.
Hang on, why am I getting all the smarmy fellas to do?
Michael Fabricant can “Fab-my-cunt” any day of the week … (any ladies want to borrow this? )"
I don't think he's up my street, when he's already got his own. Isn't he "very good friends" with Andy Street? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ben Wallace can have a gromit around my underpants any day etc.
Hang on, why am I getting all the smarmy fellas to do?
Michael Fabricant can “Fab-my-cunt” any day of the week … (any ladies want to borrow this? )
I don't think he's up my street, when he's already got his own. Isn't he "very good friends" with Andy Street? "
 ooh I don’t know .. but hey. I wouldn’t mind getting handy with Andy too …
(* who’s Andy Street!? ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we sticking to UK politics? Or is it open season on politicians worldwide? There’s some fine looking folk serving other countries. "
Let’s go global! Anyone suggesting Jacinda Ardern though is given a 24 hour thread timeout  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Former Serbian politician Vanja Hadzovic, criticised for flashing a bit too much flesh.
And to balance the books, Ukrainian President Zelensky, who I think is a rather handsome fellow. |
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"Ben Wallace can have a gromit around my underpants any day etc.
Hang on, why am I getting all the smarmy fellas to do?
Michael Fabricant can “Fab-my-cunt” any day of the week … (any ladies want to borrow this? )
I don't think he's up my street, when he's already got his own. Isn't he "very good friends" with Andy Street? "
Up your street?
I wouldn’t let that eight twat anywhere near my back alley and I am famous for dropping my knix for (practically) anybody  |
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"Omggg
Penny is Amazing. Wouldn't mind some of that.
Omg that rack!!!"
Would also make a considerably better PM… although I’m pretty sure that there are various apes on the Rock of Gibraltar who would make a better PM too so that might be damning with faint praise. |
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"Are we sticking to UK politics? Or is it open season on politicians worldwide? There’s some fine looking folk serving other countries. "
Yeah ! It’s a shame Angela Merkel has moved on from politics … what a brain, what compassion!
Oh sorry that is not what this thread is about, is it?
I’ll get my coat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeremy Hunt? More like jizz in me cunt, amiright?
This sort of thing, OP?
Exactly that!
Priti’s pretty pretty isn’t she?
That’s sort of thing.
Lisa Nandy? Wouldn’t mind a hand shandy…
That’s the level I’m aiming for "
Jacob Greased-Cock more like!
Am I doing it right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeremy Hunt? More like jizz in me cunt, amiright?
This sort of thing, OP?
Exactly that!
Priti’s pretty pretty isn’t she?
That’s sort of thing.
Lisa Nandy? Wouldn’t mind a hand shandy…
That’s the level I’m aiming for
Jacob Greased-Cock more like!
Am I doing it right?"
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"Former Serbian politician Vanja Hadzovic, criticised for flashing a bit too much flesh.
And to balance the books, Ukrainian President Zelensky, who I think is a rather handsome fellow. "
I think Mr Zelenskyy is rather dishy actually. I'd hunker down in his bunker with him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Angela rayner has the smutty look!! Looks faf. So does truss boobies. And penny. "
Rayner is quite hot. Until she opens her gob!
(Fabicide klaxon : blocked by all the Northerners ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, PM is officially back in the running to be PM...
....if she was on here, I'd certainly send her a PM...
....she would feature in my top three PMILFs, along with Kaja Kallas and Sanna Marin...  "
PILF : Premier I’d love to fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't mind making Baroness Michelle Moan (Mone).
Esther McVey has to be worth a McLay.
I'd love to have Angela Rayner (nee Bowen) give me a blowin'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Penny a lightweight, allegedly lazy. Obviously better than Liz. It would be cool if somebody at a questions event would ask "Penny, what is your policy on...taking it up the arse." |
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"Penny a lightweight, allegedly lazy. Obviously better than Liz. It would be cool if somebody at a questions event would ask "Penny, what is your policy on...taking it up the arse." "
There's just no end to this nonsense  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's just been on laura keunssberg, Laura is the female equivalent of Robert Preston, smug, sanctimonious,full of her own importance,why ask a question and interrupt 3 seconds in,I don't like boris but he put her in her place a couple of years ago |
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"Penny a lightweight, allegedly lazy. Obviously better than Liz. It would be cool if somebody at a questions event would ask "Penny, what is your policy on...taking it up the arse." "
She's from Portsmouth,of course she does it's practically law for all the local bird's round ere 
Disclaimer: this is a joke. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just logged back in after a number of weeks absence purely to bump this and lay claim that *I* fancied her AGES ago, long before she became an international Coronation-based sex symbol, so it’s only fair that if she ever signs up on here, I get first dibs on her, right?
Thanks. That was all. See you all again in a few months!
Love & kisses xxx
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"Just logged back in after a number of weeks absence purely to bump this and lay claim that *I* fancied her AGES ago, long before she became an international Coronation-based sex symbol, so it’s only fair that if she ever signs up on here, I get first dibs on her, right?
Thanks. That was all. See you all again in a few months!
Love & kisses xxx
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Don’t go Dan!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan!
Dan!
DAN!!!!
DAAAAAN!!!!!!!!
*hoping someone gets the reference. "
I missed this orginally (as I did log off again for a few more weeks!) but that’s where my Fab name comes from!
“Lynn, these are sex people! ... They're sex swappers! ... “ |
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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago
Redhill |
"Her and Angela Rayner 
Oiled up nude wrestling each other
The new format for political debate? "
It would probably achieve more, as when they are talking they are both blinkered automatons, I'm ringside. |
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"Her and Angela Rayner
Oiled up nude wrestling each other
The new format for political debate?
It would probably achieve more, as when they are talking they are both blinkered automatons, I'm ringside."
Can you imagine the team managers...
"ok, we've got immigration boat policy up next sponsored by p and o ferries"...
"suella youre up against yvette... Go low go hard" |
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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago
Redhill |
"Her and Angela Rayner
Oiled up nude wrestling each other
The new format for political debate?
It would probably achieve more, as when they are talking they are both blinkered automatons, I'm ringside.
Can you imagine the team managers...
"ok, we've got immigration boat policy up next sponsored by p and o ferries"...
"suella youre up against yvette... Go low go hard" "
Hahaha, and the loser gets fucked by their most despised political enemy. This format has legs... |
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"Her and Angela Rayner
Oiled up nude wrestling each other
The new format for political debate?
It would probably achieve more, as when they are talking they are both blinkered automatons, I'm ringside.
Can you imagine the team managers...
"ok, we've got immigration boat policy up next sponsored by p and o ferries"...
"suella youre up against yvette... Go low go hard"
Hahaha, and the loser gets fucked by their most despised political enemy. This format has legs..."
Sex as a punishment. How lovely  |
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"Her and Angela Rayner
Oiled up nude wrestling each other
The new format for political debate?
It would probably achieve more, as when they are talking they are both blinkered automatons, I'm ringside.
Can you imagine the team managers...
"ok, we've got immigration boat policy up next sponsored by p and o ferries"...
"suella youre up against yvette... Go low go hard"
Hahaha, and the loser gets fucked by their most despised political enemy. This format has legs..."
In a thread cross over... The loser goes in against that Spanish bloke who won the world cup... Has a feeling of celebrity death match about it |
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"Her and Angela Rayner
Oiled up nude wrestling each other
The new format for political debate?
It would probably achieve more, as when they are talking they are both blinkered automatons, I'm ringside.
Can you imagine the team managers...
"ok, we've got immigration boat policy up next sponsored by p and o ferries"...
"suella youre up against yvette... Go low go hard"
Hahaha, and the loser gets fucked by their most despised political enemy. This format has legs...
In a thread cross over... The loser goes in against that Spanish bloke who won the world cup... Has a feeling of celebrity death match about it"
Which Spanish bloke won the world cup? |
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