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By *irldnCouple
over a year ago
Brighton |
Announcement from No10 Carrie is pregnant again. Boris has Covid again and is very poorly but soldiering on. New policy announced that all immigrants will be shot on sight. New policy of huge income tax cuts for everyone (except in the small print it will be wiped out by a load of stealth taxes)..,etc |
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Hot off the press, the Queen is going to step down and Nadine Dorries will take her place..
Beheading for anyone questioning her knowledge on such topics as 'is channel 4 publicly funded' and is the Duckworth Lewis rule appropriate in the 15 player game if rugby league? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Breaking news Boris Johnson is to take over I'm a celebrity get me out of here..as ant and Dec joins the bbc to host question time .."
Thay couldn't be any worse than Fiona Bruce.
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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago
Longridge |
"Larry the cat enters 10 Downing Street to tell Boris to go. Frankly he is sick of the noisy parties. He has requested that nice Mrs May back, she was so much more catnap friendly."
And that he's caught COVID.. |
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