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By *orkcoastguy OP Man over a year ago

Bridlington.

Now that Mr.Parish has resigned when searching the web for tractors, I can see onanists throughout the land busily tapping a left handed search for large wheeled agricultural machines.....

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

I thought for a moment this was some farming scandal! "Tractorgate".

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I thought for a moment this was some farming scandal! "Tractorgate"."

Or... Tory Minister Found in Kinky Embrace with Massey Ferguson?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

I'm lost

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By *orkcoastguy OP Man over a year ago

Bridlington.

"I'm lost

Neil Parish, MP for Riverton & Honiton seen viewing a porn site that he stumbled upon when looking for a tractor site.

He admits he went back a second time.

Now has resigned after this seen as "oppressive behaviour". Silly, yes, stupid yes but oppressive.

Tractor porn?

Now lots of porn viewers will be following the same trail.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We are wondering if we know anybody with a tractor to pose with.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"I'm lost

Neil Parish, MP for Riverton & Honiton seen viewing a porn site that he stumbled upon when looking for a tractor site.

He admits he went back a second time.

Now has resigned after this seen as "oppressive behaviour". Silly, yes, stupid yes but oppressive.

Tractor porn?

Now lots of porn viewers will be following the same trail......."

What was he searching for?

Corn hub?

I suppose now he's resigned he could go into the air conditioning/ventilation industry.

Now he's an ex-tractor fan.......

Badum tisch.

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

He's having a breakdown. Surely you can't be that stupid?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm lost

Neil Parish, MP for Riverton & Honiton seen viewing a porn site that he stumbled upon when looking for a tractor site.

He admits he went back a second time.

Now has resigned after this seen as "oppressive behaviour". Silly, yes, stupid yes but oppressive.

Tractor porn?

Now lots of porn viewers will be following the same trail.......

What was he searching for?

Corn hub?

I suppose now he's resigned he could go into the air conditioning/ventilation industry.

Now he's an ex-tractor fan.......

Badum tisch.

Ha ha ha! He was after getting a Massey Fergus-on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's having a breakdown. Surely you can't be that stupid?

He's an mp........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm lost

Neil Parish, MP for Riverton & Honiton seen viewing a porn site that he stumbled upon when looking for a tractor site.

He admits he went back a second time.

Now has resigned after this seen as "oppressive behaviour". Silly, yes, stupid yes but oppressive.

Tractor porn?

Now lots of porn viewers will be following the same trail.......

What was he searching for?

Corn hub?

I suppose now he's resigned he could go into the air conditioning/ventilation industry.

Now he's an ex-tractor fan.......

Badum tisch.

Corn Hub

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By *ustintime69Man over a year ago

Bristol

I could sort of see it if he was into motorboating but tractors???

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

"He's having a breakdown. Surely you can't be that stupid?

Just arrogant and privileged.

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By *rFunBoyMan over a year ago

Longridge

"I thought for a moment this was some farming scandal! "Tractorgate"."

Just glad he wasn't searching Combine Harvesters as he'd be looking at 6 months in prison..

Ooh arrr - ohhh arrrr

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By *TMA that man againMan over a year ago

worester

"I thought for a moment this was some farming scandal! "Tractorgate".

Or... Tory Minister Found in Kinky Embrace with Massey Ferguson?"

Leave Massey Ferguson out of this....she's a good friend of mine....

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