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Is there Anything Boris Johnson Can't do ?
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
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At prime minister's questions..
the MP for East Cornwall Sheryll Murray has just asked Boris to help... as her local Looe is flooding ...so he's a skilled plumber as well...
does this man have no end of talent..  |
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"At prime minister's questions..
the MP for East Cornwall Sheryll Murray has just asked Boris to help... as her local Looe is flooding ...so he's a skilled plumber as well...
does this man have no end of talent.. "
Bloke's an absolute FACT HUNT if you ask me. |
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"At prime minister's questions..
the MP for East Cornwall Sheryll Murray has just asked Boris to help... as her local Looe is flooding ...so he's a skilled plumber as well...
does this man have no end of talent..
Bloke's an absolute FACT HUNT if you ask me."
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"At prime minister's questions..
the MP for East Cornwall Sheryll Murray has just asked Boris to help... as her local Looe is flooding ...so he's a skilled plumber as well...
does this man have no end of talent.. "
He is the man for any occasions |
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"At prime minister's questions..
the MP for East Cornwall Sheryll Murray has just asked Boris to help... as her local Looe is flooding ...so he's a skilled plumber as well...
does this man have no end of talent.. "
to lies......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Few people know he changed his name many years ago as he was not born Boris Johnson. His birth name was far more appropriate.
It was Hugh Janus.  "
ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes there's one thing the blonde Baffoon can't do and that is tell the truth.
We're in the shit as a society when politicians are elected on their personality cult and not their record... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be on even nodding terms with the truth?
Know how many children he has?
Answer a question?
Not give public money away to women he is banging behind his wifes back?"
Don’t think it really bothers people to be honest , the best fella & staff to deal with this pandemic , who would have known this was going to happen ? He was voted in democratically, some don’t like him a lot do like him that’s how it is , then you get the armchair politicians who say “ I would do this I would have done that differently “ etc etc . We should appreciate what we have & not what we haven’t got . I don’t think people realise just how dam lucky we are in the country we live in . Try visiting a autocratic / dictatorship country then perhaps people would appreciate what they do have |
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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago
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"Be on even nodding terms with the truth?
Know how many children he has?
Answer a question?
Not give public money away to women he is banging behind his wifes back?
Don’t think it really bothers people to be honest , the best fella & staff to deal with this pandemic , who would have known this was going to happen ? He was voted in democratically, some don’t like him a lot do like him that’s how it is , then you get the armchair politicians who say “ I would do this I would have done that differently “ etc etc . We should appreciate what we have & not what we haven’t got . I don’t think people realise just how dam lucky we are in the country we live in . Try visiting a autocratic / dictatorship country then perhaps people would appreciate what they do have "
If he was the best “fella” to deal with a worldwide health crisis, how by almost all measures has the U.K. had worse health and economic outcomes than its peers? I mean the entry of the (Indian) Delta variant alone is a good enough reason on its own to suggest that the guy is moronically incapable.
Do you not think that an honest person who had integrity and attention to detail might have done a somewhat better job? |
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He appears to have problems keeping track of who pays for his Caribbean holidays / top quality furniture etc.
But no bother, because he carefully keeps track of (and controls) who is in charge of deciding whether his behaviour breaks any rules / codes etc. Surprisingly, it rarely does. |
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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago
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"Be on even nodding terms with the truth?
Know how many children he has?
Answer a question?
Not give public money away to women he is banging behind his wifes back?
Don’t think it really bothers people to be honest , the best fella & staff to deal with this pandemic , who would have known this was going to happen ? He was voted in democratically, some don’t like him a lot do like him that’s how it is , then you get the armchair politicians who say “ I would do this I would have done that differently “ etc etc . We should appreciate what we have & not what we haven’t got . I don’t think people realise just how dam lucky we are in the country we live in . Try visiting a autocratic / dictatorship country then perhaps people would appreciate what they do have
If he was the best “fella” to deal with a worldwide health crisis, how by almost all measures has the U.K. had worse health and economic outcomes than its peers? I mean the entry of the (Indian) Delta variant alone is a good enough reason on its own to suggest that the guy is moronically incapable.
Do you not think that an honest person who had integrity and attention to detail might have done a somewhat better job? "
Can you give us a list of the countries that dont have the delta variant |
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"Be on even nodding terms with the truth?
Know how many children he has?
Answer a question?
Not give public money away to women he is banging behind his wifes back?
Don’t think it really bothers people to be honest , the best fella & staff to deal with this pandemic , who would have known this was going to happen ? He was voted in democratically, some don’t like him a lot do like him that’s how it is , then you get the armchair politicians who say “ I would do this I would have done that differently “ etc etc . We should appreciate what we have & not what we haven’t got . I don’t think people realise just how dam lucky we are in the country we live in . Try visiting a autocratic / dictatorship country then perhaps people would appreciate what they do have "
A big chunk of people dont care if the person running the country lies to them and steals from them
Kind of gives you a warm glow inside |
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"Be on even nodding terms with the truth?
Know how many children he has?
Answer a question?
Not give public money away to women he is banging behind his wifes back?
Don’t think it really bothers people to be honest , the best fella & staff to deal with this pandemic , who would have known this was going to happen ? He was voted in democratically, some don’t like him a lot do like him that’s how it is , then you get the armchair politicians who say “ I would do this I would have done that differently “ etc etc . We should appreciate what we have & not what we haven’t got . I don’t think people realise just how dam lucky we are in the country we live in . Try visiting a autocratic / dictatorship country then perhaps people would appreciate what they do have
If he was the best “fella” to deal with a worldwide health crisis, how by almost all measures has the U.K. had worse health and economic outcomes than its peers? I mean the entry of the (Indian) Delta variant alone is a good enough reason on its own to suggest that the guy is moronically incapable.
Do you not think that an honest person who had integrity and attention to detail might have done a somewhat better job? "
If he was the best fella
Fuck knows what the worse one would have been like? |
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"He appears to have problems keeping track of who pays for his Caribbean holidays / top quality furniture etc.
But no bother, because he carefully keeps track of (and controls) who is in charge of deciding whether his behaviour breaks any rules / codes etc. Surprisingly, it rarely does."
Thats quite unfair
He often gets to decide if he broke the rules or not so thank goodness we domt live in 1 of those corrupt countries. |
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over a year ago
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"Be on even nodding terms with the truth?
Know how many children he has?
Answer a question?
Not give public money away to women he is banging behind his wifes back?
Don’t think it really bothers people to be honest , the best fella & staff to deal with this pandemic , who would have known this was going to happen ? He was voted in democratically, some don’t like him a lot do like him that’s how it is , then you get the armchair politicians who say “ I would do this I would have done that differently “ etc etc . We should appreciate what we have & not what we haven’t got . I don’t think people realise just how dam lucky we are in the country we live in . Try visiting a autocratic / dictatorship country then perhaps people would appreciate what they do have "
You're bascally arguing Johnson's fine because he's not a dictator.
Erm... ok...
(Actually, he does seem to rather enjoy using certain dictator tactics. Lying. Corruption. Shutting down a government body when it opposes him. Silencing criticism in media. Avoiding scrutiny from media. Not giving a toss about the lives of his fellow citizens. Trying to deisenfranshise citizens. Flag-waving nationalism to distract from just how badly he is actually ruling.) |
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"Be on even nodding terms with the truth?
Know how many children he has?
Answer a question?
Not give public money away to women he is banging behind his wifes back?
Don’t think it really bothers people to be honest , the best fella & staff to deal with this pandemic , who would have known this was going to happen ? He was voted in democratically, some don’t like him a lot do like him that’s how it is , then you get the armchair politicians who say “ I would do this I would have done that differently “ etc etc . We should appreciate what we have & not what we haven’t got . I don’t think people realise just how dam lucky we are in the country we live in . Try visiting a autocratic / dictatorship country then perhaps people would appreciate what they do have
If he was the best “fella” to deal with a worldwide health crisis, how by almost all measures has the U.K. had worse health and economic outcomes than its peers? I mean the entry of the (Indian) Delta variant alone is a good enough reason on its own to suggest that the guy is moronically incapable.
Do you not think that an honest person who had integrity and attention to detail might have done a somewhat better job? "
Like Jeremy Corbyn for instance ? |
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"Be on even nodding terms with the truth?
Know how many children he has?
Answer a question?
Not give public money away to women he is banging behind his wifes back?
Don’t think it really bothers people to be honest , the best fella & staff to deal with this pandemic , who would have known this was going to happen ? He was voted in democratically, some don’t like him a lot do like him that’s how it is , then you get the armchair politicians who say “ I would do this I would have done that differently “ etc etc . We should appreciate what we have & not what we haven’t got . I don’t think people realise just how dam lucky we are in the country we live in . Try visiting a autocratic / dictatorship country then perhaps people would appreciate what they do have
You're bascally arguing Johnson's fine because he's not a dictator.
Erm... ok...
(Actually, he does seem to rather enjoy using certain dictator tactics. Lying. Corruption. Shutting down a government body when it opposes him. Silencing criticism in media. Avoiding scrutiny from media. Not giving a toss about the lives of his fellow citizens. Trying to deisenfranshise citizens. Flag-waving nationalism to distract from just how badly he is actually ruling.)"
There is a somewhat delicious irony in that. |
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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago
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"Be on even nodding terms with the truth?
Know how many children he has?
Answer a question?
Not give public money away to women he is banging behind his wifes back?
Don’t think it really bothers people to be honest , the best fella & staff to deal with this pandemic , who would have known this was going to happen ? He was voted in democratically, some don’t like him a lot do like him that’s how it is , then you get the armchair politicians who say “ I would do this I would have done that differently “ etc etc . We should appreciate what we have & not what we haven’t got . I don’t think people realise just how dam lucky we are in the country we live in . Try visiting a autocratic / dictatorship country then perhaps people would appreciate what they do have
You're bascally arguing Johnson's fine because he's not a dictator.
Erm... ok...
(Actually, he does seem to rather enjoy using certain dictator tactics. Lying. Corruption. Shutting down a government body when it opposes him. Silencing criticism in media. Avoiding scrutiny from media. Not giving a toss about the lives of his fellow citizens. Trying to deisenfranshise citizens. Flag-waving nationalism to distract from just how badly he is actually ruling.)"
They'll be plenty of flag waving this weekend..  |
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By *ackal1Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
"He appears to have problems keeping track of who pays for his Caribbean holidays / top quality furniture etc.
But no bother, because he carefully keeps track of (and controls) who is in charge of deciding whether his behaviour breaks any rules / codes etc. Surprisingly, it rarely does."
Which leads to the question are the rules fit for purpose ? It appears not if his behaviour is all approved. |
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"Be on even nodding terms with the truth?
Know how many children he has?
Answer a question?
Not give public money away to women he is banging behind his wifes back?
Don’t think it really bothers people to be honest , the best fella & staff to deal with this pandemic , who would have known this was going to happen ? He was voted in democratically, some don’t like him a lot do like him that’s how it is , then you get the armchair politicians who say “ I would do this I would have done that differently “ etc etc . We should appreciate what we have & not what we haven’t got . I don’t think people realise just how dam lucky we are in the country we live in . Try visiting a autocratic / dictatorship country then perhaps people would appreciate what they do have
You're bascally arguing Johnson's fine because he's not a dictator.
Erm... ok...
(Actually, he does seem to rather enjoy using certain dictator tactics. Lying. Corruption. Shutting down a government body when it opposes him. Silencing criticism in media. Avoiding scrutiny from media. Not giving a toss about the lives of his fellow citizens. Trying to deisenfranshise citizens. Flag-waving nationalism to distract from just how badly he is actually ruling.)
They'll be plenty of flag waving this weekend.. "
How come? |
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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago
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If he was the best “fella” to deal with a worldwide health crisis, how by almost all measures has the U.K. had worse health and economic outcomes than its peers? I mean the entry of the (Indian) Delta variant alone is a good enough reason on its own to suggest that the guy is moronically incapable.
Do you not think that an honest person who had integrity and attention to detail might have done a somewhat better job?
Can you give us a list of the countries that dont have the delta variant "
So when something good happens we want to be seen as world-leading and/or world-beating and when something disastrous happens - we are just like everyone else??
Johnson and his cohorts have claimed from the very beginning of this pandemic that we would have world leading test and trace, the most secure borders, the best practice for care homes etc etc
However when, by absolute intent - he failed to close the border to India because he wanted to go there and then test and trace failed to isolate the cases that got here - well sorry but that is piss poor on every level.
Having the Delta variant in a country is one thing, but allowing it in intentionally and giving it the opportunity to run rampant because of a “not fit for purpose” test and trace system is just shit, it really is just shit. |
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If he was the best “fella” to deal with a worldwide health crisis, how by almost all measures has the U.K. had worse health and economic outcomes than its peers? I mean the entry of the (Indian) Delta variant alone is a good enough reason on its own to suggest that the guy is moronically incapable.
Do you not think that an honest person who had integrity and attention to detail might have done a somewhat better job?
Can you give us a list of the countries that dont have the delta variant
So when something good happens we want to be seen as world-leading and/or world-beating and when something disastrous happens - we are just like everyone else??
Johnson and his cohorts have claimed from the very beginning of this pandemic that we would have world leading test and trace, the most secure borders, the best practice for care homes etc etc
However when, by absolute intent - he failed to close the border to India because he wanted to go there and then test and trace failed to isolate the cases that got here - well sorry but that is piss poor on every level.
Having the Delta variant in a country is one thing, but allowing it in intentionally and giving it the opportunity to run rampant because of a “not fit for purpose” test and trace system is just shit, it really is just shit."
Have you only just got onto that?
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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago
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If he was the best “fella” to deal with a worldwide health crisis, how by almost all measures has the U.K. had worse health and economic outcomes than its peers? I mean the entry of the (Indian) Delta variant alone is a good enough reason on its own to suggest that the guy is moronically incapable.
Do you not think that an honest person who had integrity and attention to detail might have done a somewhat better job?
Can you give us a list of the countries that dont have the delta variant
So when something good happens we want to be seen as world-leading and/or world-beating and when something disastrous happens - we are just like everyone else??
Johnson and his cohorts have claimed from the very beginning of this pandemic that we would have world leading test and trace, the most secure borders, the best practice for care homes etc etc
However when, by absolute intent - he failed to close the border to India because he wanted to go there and then test and trace failed to isolate the cases that got here - well sorry but that is piss poor on every level.
Having the Delta variant in a country is one thing, but allowing it in intentionally and giving it the opportunity to run rampant because of a “not fit for purpose” test and trace system is just shit, it really is just shit."
So you cant name countries that havent got the delta variant.
Every variant will get into every country, or always happens with viruses that are contagious, it makes no difference if you close borders but allow a few "special" cases in, the only way is to not allow a single person in, forever. |
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If he was the best “fella” to deal with a worldwide health crisis, how by almost all measures has the U.K. had worse health and economic outcomes than its peers? I mean the entry of the (Indian) Delta variant alone is a good enough reason on its own to suggest that the guy is moronically incapable.
Do you not think that an honest person who had integrity and attention to detail might have done a somewhat better job?
Can you give us a list of the countries that dont have the delta variant
So when something good happens we want to be seen as world-leading and/or world-beating and when something disastrous happens - we are just like everyone else??
Johnson and his cohorts have claimed from the very beginning of this pandemic that we would have world leading test and trace, the most secure borders, the best practice for care homes etc etc
However when, by absolute intent - he failed to close the border to India because he wanted to go there and then test and trace failed to isolate the cases that got here - well sorry but that is piss poor on every level.
Having the Delta variant in a country is one thing, but allowing it in intentionally and giving it the opportunity to run rampant because of a “not fit for purpose” test and trace system is just shit, it really is just shit.
So you cant name countries that havent got the delta variant.
Every variant will get into every country, or always happens with viruses that are contagious, it makes no difference if you close borders but allow a few "special" cases in, the only way is to not allow a single person in, forever."
We have the ‘Johnson variant ‘ |
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(Actually, he does seem to rather enjoy using certain dictator tactics. Lying. Corruption. Shutting down a government body when it opposes him. Silencing criticism in media. Avoiding scrutiny from media. Not giving a toss about the lives of his fellow citizens. Trying to deisenfranshise citizens. Flag-waving nationalism to distract from just how badly he is actually ruling.)
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This has been pointed out to me by quite a few year 11 history students. Apparently it is the same behaviour as some guy with a moustache they have been learning about in 1930s Germany. |
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Every variant will get into every country, or always happens with viruses that are contagious, it makes no difference if you close borders but allow a few "special" cases in, the only way is to not allow a single person in, forever.
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Or you can manage your borders, let people in but keep them in hotels and if the virus does happen to escape use targeted local lockdowns to clean up. Works quite well apparently, for countries who don't favour culling their elderly and infirm, poor mental health for the young and fucked economies for all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At prime minister's questions..
the MP for East Cornwall Sheryll Murray has just asked Boris to help... as her local Looe is flooding ...so he's a skilled plumber as well...
does this man have no end of talent.. "
When the safe blue counties start taking the absolute piss out of their boss, ya kinda know that the Italians are in charge. Charlie Ciaroli. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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(Actually, he does seem to rather enjoy using certain dictator tactics. Lying. Corruption. Shutting down a government body when it opposes him. Silencing criticism in media. Avoiding scrutiny from media. Not giving a toss about the lives of his fellow citizens. Trying to deisenfranshise citizens. Flag-waving nationalism to distract from just how badly he is actually ruling.)
This has been pointed out to me by quite a few year 11 history students. Apparently it is the same behaviour as some guy with a moustache they have been learning about in 1930s Germany."
Crikey, never knew that Kim Jong had a moustache? |
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By *oo hotCouple
over a year ago
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"The current 'popular' COVID variant is currently being referred to World Wide as 'The Johnson Variant'.
Slow hand clap for Alexander "
You saw it here first folks:
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/politics/1166293 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you give us a list of the countries that dont have the delta variant "
There are 195 countries in the world. As of 2nd july, 98 have the delta varient. |
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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago
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Every variant will get into every country, or always happens with viruses that are contagious, it makes no difference if you close borders but allow a few "special" cases in, the only way is to not allow a single person in, forever.
Or you can manage your borders, let people in but keep them in hotels and if the virus does happen to escape use targeted local lockdowns to clean up. Works quite well apparently, for countries who don't favour culling their elderly and infirm, poor mental health for the young and fucked economies for all."
Except it doesnt work does it, lok at Japan and Oz both having rises in case numbers.
IRS a very simple basic fact that at some point every single human will be exposed to covid just as we are to flu and cold viruses. It's also a very simple fact as unpalatable as it is some will die, just as they die from flu etc, |
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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago
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"Be on even nodding terms with the truth?
Know how many children he has?
Answer a question?
Not give public money away to women he is banging behind his wifes back?
Don’t think it really bothers people to be honest , the best fella & staff to deal with this pandemic , who would have known this was going to happen ? He was voted in democratically, some don’t like him a lot do like him that’s how it is , then you get the armchair politicians who say “ I would do this I would have done that differently “ etc etc . We should appreciate what we have & not what we haven’t got . I don’t think people realise just how dam lucky we are in the country we live in . Try visiting a autocratic / dictatorship country then perhaps people would appreciate what they do have "
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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago
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Can you give us a list of the countries that dont have the delta variant
There are 195 countries in the world. As of 2nd july, 98 have the delta varient. "
Ten days agobet a lot more have it now no doubt and many countries dont have tha capability to test for different variants, however let me rephrase the question, how many countries that have that capability and have had people arrive dont have it. |
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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago
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"and if they lose?
Status Quo.
doubtful
I just can’t see anyone toppling him other than himself. The rest of the field is woeful. "
True last week the labour party was saying there shouldnt be the crowds there are at Wembley and today SKS seems to have bagged a couple of tickets and is going. |
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"and if they lose?
Status Quo.
doubtful
I just can’t see anyone toppling him other than himself. The rest of the field is woeful. True last week the labour party was saying there shouldnt be the crowds there are at Wembley and today SKS seems to have bagged a couple of tickets and is going. "
Hope he paid for them. |
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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago
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"At prime minister's questions..
the MP for East Cornwall Sheryll Murray has just asked Boris to help... as her local Looe is flooding ...so he's a skilled plumber as well...
does this man have no end of talent.. "
Having got rid of all the cheap eu labour he doesn't seem to be able to pursuade any of the jobless out of their shells into gainful employment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At prime minister's questions..
the MP for East Cornwall Sheryll Murray has just asked Boris to help... as her local Looe is flooding ...so he's a skilled plumber as well...
does this man have no end of talent.. "
I bet that if you asked him to touch his nose and his toes at the same time, he would fail that very simple task. |
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