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By *ealthy_and_Hung OP Man
over a year ago
Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney |
turns out Gil Scott Heron was wrong ...
You will be able to stay home, brother
You will be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will be able to lose yourself on skag and skip out for beer during commercials, because
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will be brought to you by Xerox in four parts with commercial interruptions
The revolution will show you pictures of Trump blowing a bugle
And leading a charge by Lyndsey Graham, General Mike Flynn, and Roger Stone
To eat Quinoa salad confiscated from a Williamsburg delicatessen
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will be brought to you by Fox & Friends Steve Doocy
And will not star Whoopi Goldberg and Samuel L Jackson or Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff
The revolution will give your mouth sex appeal
The revolution will get rid of the nubs
The revolution will make you look five pounds thinner, because
The revolution will be televised, brother
There will be pictures of Mark Dice and Alex Jones pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run
Or rednecks trying to slide that congress lecturn into a stolen ambulance
NBC will be able to predict the winner at 8:32 on report from 29 districts
The revolution will be televised
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down 'Proud Boys' on the instant replay
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down 'Proud Boys' on the instant replay
There will be no pictures of Milo Yianoupolos being run out of Maine on a rail with a brand new process
There will be slow motion or still lifes of Enrique Tarrio
Strolling through Kenosha in a black and yellow fred perry polo shirt that he has been saving for just the proper occasion
The Jeffersons, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and In Living Colour will no longer be so damn relevant
And women will not care if Joey finally got down with Phoebe on Friends
Because white people will be in the street looking for a brighter day
The revolution will be televised
There will be highlights on the eleven o'clock news and pictures of hairy armed hillbillies and Kelly Loeffler blowing her nose
The theme song will not be written by Stevie Wonder or Prince
Nor sung by Jay Z, John Legend, Snoop Dogg, Luther Vandross, or Earth Wind and Fire
The revolution will be televised
The revolution will be right back after a message about a black tornado, black monday, or black people
You will not have to worry about a crow in your bedroom, the berries in your ribena, or the bang in your toilet bowl
The revolution will go better with Coke
The revolution will fight germs that may cause bad breath
The revolution will not put you in the driver's seat
The revolution will be televised
Will be televised
Will be televised
Will be televised
The revolution will be no re-run, brothers
The revolution will be live |
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It's not a revolution. It's just a shower of daft cunts.
The USAF veteran who was shot dead - she was particularly stupid. She was shot dead trying to subvert the result of a legal, democratic election - in her own country.
Undoubtedly, she swore an oath to protect the Constitution of the United States. So, she was either too fucking stupid to understand what she was swearing to - or she just didn't give a shit; which is worse.
Although, unfortunately, there are many left alive who still think like her; there are not enough of them to start a revolution, or a civil war.
Hopefully, they won't try either - but if they do, they'll suffer the same fate the Confederacy did.
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No sympathy here 