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Joke, but an accurate one.
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"The salt is strong with this one ""Friendly, ultra discreet and non judgmental" | |||
"The salt is strong with this one
"Friendly, ultra discreet and non judgmental"
"Sorry, the salt is extremely strong with this one | |||
"The salt is strong with this one
"Friendly, ultra discreet and non judgmental"
Sorry, the salt is extremely strong with this one"Come on that's not in your nature pal! it says on your profile x | |||
""A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the man, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far." The man below responded, "You must be a Brexiteer." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know." "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault." From a facebook group, I'm sure there will be witty retorts."  | |||
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"Yawn!!! This "As I said, witty retorts...Maybe not a Brexiteer quality? | |||
""A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the man, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far." The man below responded, "You must be a Brexiteer." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know." "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault." From a facebook group, I'm sure there will be witty retorts." No the man in the balloon is a remainer wrong way round you remoaners allways get it wrong | |||
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""A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the man, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far." The man below responded, "You must be a Brexiteer." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know." "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault." From a facebook group, I'm sure there will be witty retorts." Good one. | |||
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"None of them " So, did we sign a deal with Japan? The joke doesn't work either as the Irish didn't vote...Good try though! | |||
"Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman walk into a bar. Which one is the Remainer? " Scotsman says to the Irishman “what’s the sassenach done, I’ll dae the opposite” | |||
"Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman walk into a bar. Which one is the Remainer? " Also, to be more accurate you should have referenced it was a Wetherspoons. | |||
"Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman walk into a bar. Which one is the Remainer? Also, to be more accurate you should have referenced it was a Wetherspoons." Wherever, the point is we're all Brexiters now, that's the joy of living in a democracy | |||
"Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman walk into a bar. Which one is the Remainer? Also, to be more accurate you should have referenced it was a Wetherspoons. Wherever, the point is we're all Brexiters now, that's the joy of living in a democracy "So, did Liz Truss sign a trade deal with Japan in October? No, you'll find in the next year a lot of people are going to be saying they were not Brexiteers pal x | |||
"Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman walk into a bar. Which one is the Remainer? Also, to be more accurate you should have referenced it was a Wetherspoons. Wherever, the point is we're all Brexiters now, that's the joy of living in a democracy "No more a brexiteer than i am a Tory.. | |||
" No the man in the balloon is a remainer wrong way round you remoaners allways get it wrong" Now that is comedy gold | |||
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"Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman walk into a bar. Which one is the Remainer? Also, to be more accurate you should have referenced it was a Wetherspoons. Wherever, the point is we're all Brexiters now, that's the joy of living in a democracy
So, did Liz Truss sign a trade deal with Japan in October?
No, you'll find in the next year a lot of people are going to be saying they were not Brexiteers pal x"Oh no we won't | |||
"Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman walk into a bar. Which one is the Remainer? Also, to be more accurate you should have referenced it was a Wetherspoons. Wherever, the point is we're all Brexiters now, that's the joy of living in a democracy
So, did Liz Truss sign a trade deal with Japan in October?
No, you'll find in the next year a lot of people are going to be saying they were not Brexiteers pal xOh no we won't"Ohhh yes you will | |||
