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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West

You buggers all at CJ's?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You buggers all at CJ's?"

Noooooooooo, I'm sitting alone, minding my own business, watching sex in the city.

Had a bath, new pj's on and a clean bed to look forward to...bliss

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"You buggers all at CJ's?

Noooooooooo, I'm sitting alone, minding my own business, watching sex in the city.

Had a bath, new pj's on and a clean bed to look forward to...bliss "

Aww... Your carer not able to take you along then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry was watching the voice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You buggers all at CJ's?

Noooooooooo, I'm sitting alone, minding my own business, watching sex in the city.

Had a bath, new pj's on and a clean bed to look forward to...bliss

Aww... Your carer not able to take you along then? "

Pmsl.....and who's my carer???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's oh so quiet was that not a song by Bjork

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"You buggers all at CJ's?

Noooooooooo, I'm sitting alone, minding my own business, watching sex in the city.

Had a bath, new pj's on and a clean bed to look forward to...bliss

Aww... Your carer not able to take you along then?

Pmsl.....and who's my carer??? "

The wumman with the medicine keys?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You buggers all at CJ's?

Noooooooooo, I'm sitting alone, minding my own business, watching sex in the city.

Had a bath, new pj's on and a clean bed to look forward to...bliss

Aww... Your carer not able to take you along then?

Pmsl.....and who's my carer???

The wumman with the medicine keys? "

Feck, thats a scary thought.....Nurse Rat Shit as my carer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmm ever get that feeling your being ignored hellooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mmmm ever get that feeling your being ignored hellooo"

Sorry Bru.....how could anyone ignore you

I'm just in shock at stu suggesting rat shits my carer!!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston

I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!!

Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!!

Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx"

Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West

Evening, latecomers!

Do you have a note from your parents for missing the soshul?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello you beautiful people

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!!

Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx

Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust? "

Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Evening, latecomers!

Do you have a note from your parents for missing the soshul?"

Nope, I was making a fashionably late entrance

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!!

Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx

Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?

Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb "

Wow... You HAVE been raiding the meds tonight!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Evening, latecomers!

Do you have a note from your parents for missing the soshul?

Nope, I was making a fashionably late entrance "

There will be detention for that!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!!

Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx

Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?

Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb

Wow... You HAVE been raiding the meds tonight! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!!

Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx

Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?

Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb "

Jesus...spat ma irn bru out there. That was soooooo funny the other day.

When you coming back chick??

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!!

Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx

Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?

Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb

Jesus...spat ma irn bru out there. That was soooooo funny the other day.

When you coming back chick?? "

What are you doing with him in your mouth?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!!

Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx

Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?

Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb

Jesus...spat ma irn bru out there. That was soooooo funny the other day.

When you coming back chick?? "

Still laughing about it. Told you I would get it in the forums somehow

I'll come back whenever you want (EU clothes mountain permitting, lol)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can fuckin read you know, ya pair of feckin cnuts!!!!

Hi Braoo sweetie xxxxxxxx

Evening nurse rat shit...and how's you? Well I trust?

Happy as a pingufooferectomised lamb

Jesus...spat ma irn bru out there. That was soooooo funny the other day.

When you coming back chick??

What are you doing with him in your mouth? "

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West

There isn't a jealous smiley....

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"There isn't a jealous smiley.... "

aww poor wee diddums, I've also had Irn Bru in my mouth today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much??

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much?? "

These two hussies have had Bru in their mouths....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much?? "

Not a single thing DM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much??

These two hussies have had Bru in their mouths.... "

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much??

These two hussies have had Bru in their mouths....

"

Mine was diet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much??

These two hussies have had Bru in their mouths.... "

aww stu ...you all jealous? C'mere get your boaby in ma mouth...im hungry

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much??

These two hussies have had Bru in their mouths....

aww stu ...you all jealous? C'mere get your boaby in ma mouth...im hungry "

Course I'm jealous, they never even asked me!

I think they just wanted to look up his dress....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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aww stu ...you all jealous? C'mere get your boaby in ma mouth...im hungry

Course I'm jealous, they never even asked me!

I think they just wanted to look up his dress.... "

oh!! I hope they took pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening done my 9 hour shift and home...take it i no missed much??

These two hussies have had Bru in their mouths....

aww stu ...you all jealous? C'mere get your boaby in ma mouth...im hungry

Course I'm jealous, they never even asked me!

I think they just wanted to look up his dress.... "

He had on my knickers!!

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


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He had on my knickers!! "

Who did they fit better?

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"

He had on my knickers!!

Who did they fit better?"

They were on his heid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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He had on my knickers!!

Who did they fit better?They were on his heid

"

that sounds about right for bru ...lol

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"

He had on my knickers!!

Who did they fit better?They were on his heid

that sounds about right for bru ...lol"

Yes, but was that with or without his bob the builder hat on?

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West

Right, you've all got mouthfuls of Bru again, so I'm off to bed to dream about Holly Willoughbooby's chest from the Voice tonight....

Oh, and once again, Ratshit missed my meds....

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"Right, you've all got mouthfuls of Bru again, so I'm off to bed to dream about Holly Willoughbooby's chest from the Voice tonight....

Oh, and once again, Ratshit missed my meds.... "

That's cos Ratshit scoffed them all and is off her face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

just bk n v stones roses lol

am falling a sleep rapidly

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By *riendly foeWoman  over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"You buggers all at CJ's?"

Yeah....But im back now

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"You buggers all at CJ's?

Yeah....But im back now "

Is one suffering?

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm here in spirit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm being very lazy

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West

Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later.."

Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..

Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet "

Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..

Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet

Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship! "

Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..

Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet

Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!

Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? ) "

Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!!

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..

Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet

Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!

Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )

Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! "

Sorry, how about this -

Aww stu. (Is that better? Lmao)

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..

Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet

Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!

Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )

Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! "

You're spending too much time with Rat Shit...

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..

Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet

Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!

Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )

Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! You're spending too much time with Rat Shit... "

They're as bad as each other stu when it comes to sympathy lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..

Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet

Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!

Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )

Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! You're spending too much time with Rat Shit...

They're as bad as each other stu when it comes to sympathy lol "

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..

Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet

Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!

Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )

Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! You're spending too much time with Rat Shit...

They're as bad as each other stu when it comes to sympathy lol

"

They'd probably sooner be spanking each other!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..

Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet

Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!

Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )

Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! You're spending too much time with Rat Shit...

They're as bad as each other stu when it comes to sympathy lol

They'd probably sooner be spanking each other! "

you wish

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


" Luxury! I just had to drive to Helensburgh and back, just to stare at the water.... At least I'm getting treated to a chinese later..

Dry yer eyes mate.....I'm knackered and have to make tea yet

Oh, I might have guessed I'd get no sympathy! Even my walking stick is knackered, your ladyship!

Awwwwwwww poor stu (is that enough sympathy mate? )

Feck sake ya furball, don't give him that much sympathy!! You're spending too much time with Rat Shit...

They're as bad as each other stu when it comes to sympathy lol

They'd probably sooner be spanking each other!

you wish "

I do indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

its very quiet out there tonight an on tv

thinking in heading into my kip

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"its very quiet out there tonight an on tv

thinking in heading into my kip"

Already in mine!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"its very quiet out there tonight an on tv

thinking in heading into my kip

Already in mine!"

Budge over then

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By *he Enigmatic Magnet OP   Man  over a year ago

Glasgow West


"its very quiet out there tonight an on tv

thinking in heading into my kip

Already in mine!

Budge over then "

As long as there's no nonsense until the Antiques Roadshow is finished....

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