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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just wondering when will this function be available??

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By *bucusmanMan  over a year ago

Truro

Hmm yes I was wondering that its defo summer so when will it start?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't wait for it to happen,

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By *r MrsGrinderCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool

Plz ASAP soooooo good and horny

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By *atrickJaneMan  over a year ago

blackburn

Yes I agree this wil be an excellent feature and hopefully will be the main cause of getting my cock sucked more!!

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By *yphoon1Man  over a year ago

yep. looking forward to this feature. any word on a release date......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

this sounds like a awsum app for spur the moment pleasure

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By *orks funMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

think they maybe still waiting for summer !

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Any chance of an update please Admin?

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By *ottbottMan  over a year ago

Folkestone

Me too

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By *arambarMan  over a year ago

swindon

Me three

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Really want this asap as it will be amazing to find horny people while out and about!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

we are looking forward to this too... will make supermarket shopping much more exciting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"we are looking forward to this too... will make supermarket shopping much more exciting "

i like your thinking there!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It would be great if the girl Nxt door was on lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will it have a button that you can press that will make a tune play on the person's mobile so you can follow the sound and go find who's on fab nearby?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Really looking forward to this,but as long as there is an opt out facility for those who want a bit more privacy(not me I'm constantly horny)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will it have a button that you can press that will make a tune play on the person's mobile so you can follow the sound and go find who's on fab nearby? "

And then you leave the app running by accident one night and get a knock on the door at 2am from some scuzzy dirtbag, tanked up and won't take no for an answer...

If they impliment your idea I'm opting out.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It would be great if the girl Nxt door was on lol"

If she is then in all liklihood you'd find her through the existing search function

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

I don't understand why people can't grasp the concept of this. It's not the CIA taking satellite pics of you saying there's a swinger !

It narrows the search down to within a couple of miles not underneath your bloody bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't understand why people can't grasp the concept of this. It's not the CIA taking satellite pics of you saying there's a swinger !

It narrows the search down to within a couple of miles not underneath your bloody bed "

Indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Even if on trust admin will have it enabled such that your details only shown to users you've not Blocked and are within your profile Preferences

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't understand why people can't grasp the concept of this. It's not the CIA taking satellite pics of you saying there's a swinger !

It narrows the search down to within a couple of miles not underneath your bloody bed "

Cool, that's good to know. Don't suppose you can show us the thread where the admins have confirmed that?

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I don't understand why people can't grasp the concept of this. It's not the CIA taking satellite pics of you saying there's a swinger !

It narrows the search down to within a couple of miles not underneath your bloody bed

Cool, that's good to know. Don't suppose you can show us the thread where the admins have confirmed that?"

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/mobile/95817

there are others as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying."

Are you being serious??! You now know where someone is within a 2 mile radius... Unless you're in the middle of a desert with no trees, houses and just a person stood there, there's no chance of locating them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't understand why people can't grasp the concept of this. It's not the CIA taking satellite pics of you saying there's a swinger !

It narrows the search down to within a couple of miles not underneath your bloody bed "

Awww bugger that's no fun then

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying."

I assume that is tongue in cheek

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I don't understand why people can't grasp the concept of this. It's not the CIA taking satellite pics of you saying there's a swinger !

It narrows the search down to within a couple of miles not underneath your bloody bed

Awww bugger that's no fun then "

haha you need walkie talkies

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying."

I guess I should have added 1-2 miles is the tolerance of accuracy, not the exact measurement to a moccasin clad foot. So in theory you could be right, but you would have to tap on an awful lot of shoulders and ask if they were Sally the swinger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying.

I guess I should have added 1-2 miles is the tolerance of accuracy, not the exact measurement to a moccasin clad foot. So in theory you could be right, but you would have to tap on an awful lot of shoulders and ask if they were Sally the swinger "

Good grief is there now a dress code? I don't own a flag or any moccasins. It's so unfair this swinging lark.

I have just eaten a kfc and dropped some popcorn chicken down my cleavage for later though. So it's all good.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying.

I guess I should have added 1-2 miles is the tolerance of accuracy, not the exact measurement to a moccasin clad foot. So in theory you could be right, but you would have to tap on an awful lot of shoulders and ask if they were Sally the swinger

Good grief is there now a dress code? I don't own a flag or any moccasins. It's so unfair this swinging lark.

I have just eaten a kfc and dropped some popcorn chicken down my cleavage for later though. So it's all good. "

your such a tease. You know what the thought of junk food does to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying.

Are you being serious??! You now know where someone is within a 2 mile radius... Unless you're in the middle of a desert with no trees, houses and just a person stood there, there's no chance of locating them! "

Yes I'm being perfectly serious. It's basic GCSE maths.

You are at point (1), you know that someone is exactly 2 miles away from you, but don't know which direction. You draw a 2 mile circle on a map with the centre at point (1).

You then travel until you see the person tick back to the 3-5 mile catagory. You know they are now 3 miles away. This is point (2).

You draw a 2nd circle on your map, this time with a range of 3 miles, centred on point (2). The places where the 2 circles cross over are potential locations - there will be two of them.

Now turn roughly back on yourself, so you are travelling back the way you came but heading off to one side - not the clearest instruction, but it's been a long day and I'm not sure how to phrase it better.

At some point you'll see the range tick back to the 0-2 mile range. Mark this third point on your map as point (3). Draw yet another circle on the map, another 2 mile one.

If you've done this right, the 3rd circle will only intersect the other two in one place. You know know exactly where the person is.

-------------------------

Of course the road network will complicate things a bit, but the same basic principle will apply. As long as the person isn't moving you'll be fine. So if I were to do this I'd do it late at night when most people will be at home. But not too late before they log off for the night.

Feeling safe now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying.

Are you being serious??! You now know where someone is within a 2 mile radius... Unless you're in the middle of a desert with no trees, houses and just a person stood there, there's no chance of locating them!

Yes I'm being perfectly serious. It's basic GCSE maths.

You are at point (1), you know that someone is exactly 2 miles away from you, but don't know which direction. You draw a 2 mile circle on a map with the centre at point (1).

You then travel until you see the person tick back to the 3-5 mile catagory. You know they are now 3 miles away. This is point (2).

You draw a 2nd circle on your map, this time with a range of 3 miles, centred on point (2). The places where the 2 circles cross over are potential locations - there will be two of them.

Now turn roughly back on yourself, so you are travelling back the way you came but heading off to one side - not the clearest instruction, but it's been a long day and I'm not sure how to phrase it better.

At some point you'll see the range tick back to the 0-2 mile range. Mark this third point on your map as point (3). Draw yet another circle on the map, another 2 mile one.

If you've done this right, the 3rd circle will only intersect the other two in one place. You know know exactly where the person is.

-------------------------

Of course the road network will complicate things a bit, but the same basic principle will apply. As long as the person isn't moving you'll be fine. So if I were to do this I'd do it late at night when most people will be at home. But not too late before they log off for the night.

Feeling safe now?"

I feel totally safe. If someone is psychotic enough to do all that then.....

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By *uckscouple2007Couple  over a year ago

Bucks

and if someone has done that and narrowed his search down to one property...

what does he do when it turns out to be a 10 storey high block of flats?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and if someone has done that and narrowed his search down to one property...

what does he do when it turns out to be a 10 storey high block of flats? "

Depending if the gps thingy takes into account height. If it does then either a helicopter or a convenient large hill would work. Other than that then he'd be stuffed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and if someone has done that and narrowed his search down to one property...

what does he do when it turns out to be a 10 storey high block of flats?

Depending if the gps thingy takes into account height. If it does then either a helicopter or a convenient large hill would work. Other than that then he'd be stuffed."

Or stilts.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"and if someone has done that and narrowed his search down to one property...

what does he do when it turns out to be a 10 storey high block of flats?

Depending if the gps thingy takes into account height. If it does then either a helicopter or a convenient large hill would work. Other than that then he'd be stuffed.

Or stilts. "

very big ones!

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By *onny BonesMan  over a year ago

a block away from heaven

...so any idea when it goes live????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...so any idea when it goes live???? "

When what goes live?

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying.

Are you being serious??! You now know where someone is within a 2 mile radius... Unless you're in the middle of a desert with no trees, houses and just a person stood there, there's no chance of locating them!

Yes I'm being perfectly serious. It's basic GCSE maths.

You are at point (1), you know that someone is exactly 2 miles away from you, but don't know which direction. You draw a 2 mile circle on a map with the centre at point (1).

You then travel until you see the person tick back to the 3-5 mile catagory. You know they are now 3 miles away. This is point (2).

You draw a 2nd circle on your map, this time with a range of 3 miles, centred on point (2). The places where the 2 circles cross over are potential locations - there will be two of them.

Now turn roughly back on yourself, so you are travelling back the way you came but heading off to one side - not the clearest instruction, but it's been a long day and I'm not sure how to phrase it better.

At some point you'll see the range tick back to the 0-2 mile range. Mark this third point on your map as point (3). Draw yet another circle on the map, another 2 mile one.

If you've done this right, the 3rd circle will only intersect the other two in one place. You know know exactly where the person is.

-------------------------

Of course the road network will complicate things a bit, but the same basic principle will apply. As long as the person isn't moving you'll be fine. So if I were to do this I'd do it late at night when most people will be at home. But not too late before they log off for the night.

Feeling safe now?"

Can I answer tomorrow I'm pissed ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Can I answer tomorrow I'm pissed ? "

Lightweight!

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm sober now but have decided its time to shut up lol.

Although I can't help think that if you had been on the Titanic it may not have sunk

Oh one last comment cos I cant help myself - you cant actually see the distance dropping down with every step you take. That would be a 2 mile laser measurer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't understand why people can't grasp the concept of this. It's not the CIA taking satellite pics of you saying there's a swinger !

It narrows the search down to within a couple of miles not underneath your bloody bed "

Still has to have an opt out, in the same way that you can currently hide your profile for a while if you want to (though we never use it) for whatever reason.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I don't understand why people can't grasp the concept of this. It's not the CIA taking satellite pics of you saying there's a swinger !

It narrows the search down to within a couple of miles not underneath your bloody bed

Still has to have an opt out, in the same way that you can currently hide your profile for a while if you want to (though we never use it) for whatever reason."

It has

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By *s_4_uCouple  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

No people still cnt grasp it.

Admin said you cnt leave it running by accident.

But the chances you do ,you are saying its got to be a pissed up Maths geological scientist to find you .

Any ways opt out if you are paranoid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No people still cnt grasp it.

Admin said you cnt leave it running by accident.

But the chances you do ,you are saying its got to be a pissed up Maths geological scientist to find you .

Any ways opt out if you are paranoid "

Nope, just pointing out a potential security risk that's worth bearing in mind.

I never said anything about leaving it running by accident, I suggested that the best stalking time would be when most people are at home and using the site - I know that I use the mobile site while at home a lot through sheer convenience. I'm sure many other people do too.

And no, you don't have to a maths geological scientist (what?) anyone over the age of about 14 who actually paid attention in class should be able to do this.

The easiest solution from the site's side would be instead of having people as being within 0-1 miles, 2-3 miles, 4-6 miles etc. would be to have more vague catagories: Quite Close, Close, Nearby, Not too far etc...

And is you do rightly point out, it's an opt-in function.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"No people still cnt grasp it.

Admin said you cnt leave it running by accident.

But the chances you do ,you are saying its got to be a pissed up Maths geological scientist to find you .

Any ways opt out if you are paranoid

Nope, just pointing out a potential security risk that's worth bearing in mind.

I never said anything about leaving it running by accident, I suggested that the best stalking time would be when most people are at home and using the site - I know that I use the mobile site while at home a lot through sheer convenience. I'm sure many other people do too.

And no, you don't have to a maths geological scientist (what?) anyone over the age of about 14 who actually paid attention in class should be able to do this.

The easiest solution from the site's side would be instead of having people as being within 0-1 miles, 2-3 miles, 4-6 miles etc. would be to have more vague catagories: Quite Close, Close, Nearby, Not too far etc...

And is you do rightly point out, it's an opt-in function."

Doh !

Easiest solution when at home is to draw the curtains. This will prevent the gps seeing you.

Jenni, this is just basic gcse common sense

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blummin GPS's peeping through our curtains, worrying the sheep and trampling on't crops. The lot of 'em should be strung up.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Blummin GPS's peeping through our curtains, worrying the sheep and trampling on't crops. The lot of 'em should be strung up."

Oh and whilst your there I will take you up on the advice being offered in your profile. Please take a look and advise how I can avoid the hobbits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

isnt it already here?

im sure they were on about the new search where it tells you how far away people are etc, i dont think its going to be doing live gps tracking showing peoples movements lol,

just sorting search results by distance etc is what i thought was getting put in and is already put in and its done off post codes not gps.

i think for the gps its probs needing to be a actaual mobile app and not just a webpage maybe!

well even if it does im on a dating site that does a simialr thing in their app and it wont show you where people are, it will just say this person so many miles from you, and it isnt a live update, it will only refresh and update your location once or twice a day, none the apps use gps constantly apart from maps when doing a route, because it would just kill your batter off quickly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Oh and whilst your there I will take you up on the advice being offered in your profile. Please take a look and advise how I can avoid the hobbits"

Avoiding hobbits is easy: don't put your finger in Gollum's ring, don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, avoid the Mirkwood, don't go into Smaug's lair, don't walk into Mordor and whatever else you do, don't get out your palantir and polish it in public.

If that doesn't help and you get hobbits anyway. Keep them away from sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Oh and whilst your there I will take you up on the advice being offered in your profile. Please take a look and advise how I can avoid the hobbits

Avoiding hobbits is easy: don't put your finger in Gollum's ring, don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, avoid the Mirkwood, don't go into Smaug's lair, don't walk into Mordor and whatever else you do, don't get out your palantir and polish it in public.

If that doesn't help and you get hobbits anyway. Keep them away from sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight."

Isn't that Gremlins?

If it's a Gremlin Positioning System we're all shagged.....

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Oh and whilst your there I will take you up on the advice being offered in your profile. Please take a look and advise how I can avoid the hobbits

Avoiding hobbits is easy: don't put your finger in Gollum's ring, don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, avoid the Mirkwood, don't go into Smaug's lair, don't walk into Mordor and whatever else you do, don't get out your palantir and polish it in public.

If that doesn't help and you get hobbits anyway. Keep them away from sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight.

Isn't that Gremlins?

If it's a Gremlin Positioning System we're all shagged....."

Yes it is I have one under my flag.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Robbie, people are already struggling to grasp this without you suggesting they may get some dodgy batter

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Oh and whilst your there I will take you up on the advice being offered in your profile. Please take a look and advise how I can avoid the hobbits

Avoiding hobbits is easy: don't put your finger in Gollum's ring, don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, avoid the Mirkwood, don't go into Smaug's lair, don't walk into Mordor and whatever else you do, don't get out your palantir and polish it in public.

If that doesn't help and you get hobbits anyway. Keep them away from sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight."

Thank you Jenni next week I will ask about clowns pockets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Oh and whilst your there I will take you up on the advice being offered in your profile. Please take a look and advise how I can avoid the hobbits

Avoiding hobbits is easy: don't put your finger in Gollum's ring, don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, avoid the Mirkwood, don't go into Smaug's lair, don't walk into Mordor and whatever else you do, don't get out your palantir and polish it in public.

If that doesn't help and you get hobbits anyway. Keep them away from sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight.

Isn't that Gremlins?

If it's a Gremlin Positioning System we're all shagged.....

Yes it is I have one under my flag. "

That's the biggest Gremlin I've ever seen

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Oh and whilst your there I will take you up on the advice being offered in your profile. Please take a look and advise how I can avoid the hobbits

Avoiding hobbits is easy: don't put your finger in Gollum's ring, don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, avoid the Mirkwood, don't go into Smaug's lair, don't walk into Mordor and whatever else you do, don't get out your palantir and polish it in public.

If that doesn't help and you get hobbits anyway. Keep them away from sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight.

Isn't that Gremlins?

If it's a Gremlin Positioning System we're all shagged.....

Yes it is I have one under my flag.

That's the biggest Gremlin I've ever seen "

It got wet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Oh and whilst your there I will take you up on the advice being offered in your profile. Please take a look and advise how I can avoid the hobbits

Avoiding hobbits is easy: don't put your finger in Gollum's ring, don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, avoid the Mirkwood, don't go into Smaug's lair, don't walk into Mordor and whatever else you do, don't get out your palantir and polish it in public.

If that doesn't help and you get hobbits anyway. Keep them away from sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight.

Isn't that Gremlins?

If it's a Gremlin Positioning System we're all shagged.....

Yes it is I have one under my flag.

That's the biggest Gremlin I've ever seen

It got wet"

oo-er missus

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

Oh and whilst your there I will take you up on the advice being offered in your profile. Please take a look and advise how I can avoid the hobbits

Avoiding hobbits is easy: don't put your finger in Gollum's ring, don't meddle in the affairs of wizards, avoid the Mirkwood, don't go into Smaug's lair, don't walk into Mordor and whatever else you do, don't get out your palantir and polish it in public.

If that doesn't help and you get hobbits anyway. Keep them away from sunlight, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight.

Isn't that Gremlins?

If it's a Gremlin Positioning System we're all shagged.....

Yes it is I have one under my flag.

That's the biggest Gremlin I've ever seen

It got wet

oo-er missus "

It's ok he has had a blow dry and is now off looking for a ginger furby

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By *urness flyerMan  over a year ago

ulverston

Donald and Jacqueline used the system in an episode of Beniform to good effect no triangulation required

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By *l coupleCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

All the pestering means it will be out later. they keep adding days for each time someone asks when its coming out.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"All the pestering means it will be out later. they keep adding days for each time someone asks when its coming out. "

Don't worry I'm just knocking up a manual one to use in the interim. You just need a ball of string, some baked beans tins and a massive triangle. A two mile wide one would be ideal just need to work out how to get it on the bus.

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By *onny BonesMan  over a year ago

a block away from heaven

.... Hope nobody is holding their breath still!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There is already a version if this for the gay population..it tells u the search name so u can contact them and see if they are interested....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There is already a version if this for the gay population..it tells u the search name so u can contact them and see if they are interested...."

Gaydar?

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"There is already a version if this for the gay population..it tells u the search name so u can contact them and see if they are interested....

Gaydar?"

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By *hishere4funMan  over a year ago

london

Hi great to hear about this but summer is nearly over & still no sign of the app up & working at lease updat the message to read a correct month

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't wait for this to start, being a bus driver I tend to get about and quiet often have long breaks so someone to pass the time with would be great

John x

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By *heRainManMan  over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow


"I can't wait for this to start, being a bus driver I tend to get about and quiet often have long breaks so someone to pass the time with would be great

John x"

I hope you remember to turn it off while driving or you could end up with a very interesting convoy!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying.

Are you being serious??! You now know where someone is within a 2 mile radius... Unless you're in the middle of a desert with no trees, houses and just a person stood there, there's no chance of locating them!

Yes I'm being perfectly serious. It's basic GCSE maths.

You are at point (1), you know that someone is exactly 2 miles away from you, but don't know which direction. You draw a 2 mile circle on a map with the centre at point (1).

You then travel until you see the person tick back to the 3-5 mile catagory. You know they are now 3 miles away. This is point (2).

You draw a 2nd circle on your map, this time with a range of 3 miles, centred on point (2). The places where the 2 circles cross over are potential locations - there will be two of them.

Now turn roughly back on yourself, so you are travelling back the way you came but heading off to one side - not the clearest instruction, but it's been a long day and I'm not sure how to phrase it better.

At some point you'll see the range tick back to the 0-2 mile range. Mark this third point on your map as point (3). Draw yet another circle on the map, another 2 mile one.

If you've done this right, the 3rd circle will only intersect the other two in one place. You know know exactly where the person is.

-------------------------

Of course the road network will complicate things a bit, but the same basic principle will apply. As long as the person isn't moving you'll be fine. So if I were to do this I'd do it late at night when most people will be at home. But not too late before they log off for the night.

Feeling safe now?"

Now...that is a great answer,,,well done you!!!

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying.

Are you being serious??! You now know where someone is within a 2 mile radius... Unless you're in the middle of a desert with no trees, houses and just a person stood there, there's no chance of locating them!

Yes I'm being perfectly serious. It's basic GCSE maths.

You are at point (1), you know that someone is exactly 2 miles away from you, but don't know which direction. You draw a 2 mile circle on a map with the centre at point (1).

You then travel until you see the person tick back to the 3-5 mile catagory. You know they are now 3 miles away. This is point (2).

You draw a 2nd circle on your map, this time with a range of 3 miles, centred on point (2). The places where the 2 circles cross over are potential locations - there will be two of them.

Now turn roughly back on yourself, so you are travelling back the way you came but heading off to one side - not the clearest instruction, but it's been a long day and I'm not sure how to phrase it better.

At some point you'll see the range tick back to the 0-2 mile range. Mark this third point on your map as point (3). Draw yet another circle on the map, another 2 mile one.

If you've done this right, the 3rd circle will only intersect the other two in one place. You know know exactly where the person is.

-------------------------

Of course the road network will complicate things a bit, but the same basic principle will apply. As long as the person isn't moving you'll be fine. So if I were to do this I'd do it late at night when most people will be at home. But not too late before they log off for the night.

Feeling safe now?

Now...that is a great answer,,,well done you!!! "

Please don't encourage her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying.

Are you being serious??! You now know where someone is within a 2 mile radius... Unless you're in the middle of a desert with no trees, houses and just a person stood there, there's no chance of locating them!

Yes I'm being perfectly serious. It's basic GCSE maths.

You are at point (1), you know that someone is exactly 2 miles away from you, but don't know which direction. You draw a 2 mile circle on a map with the centre at point (1).

You then travel until you see the person tick back to the 3-5 mile catagory. You know they are now 3 miles away. This is point (2).

You draw a 2nd circle on your map, this time with a range of 3 miles, centred on point (2). The places where the 2 circles cross over are potential locations - there will be two of them.

Now turn roughly back on yourself, so you are travelling back the way you came but heading off to one side - not the clearest instruction, but it's been a long day and I'm not sure how to phrase it better.

At some point you'll see the range tick back to the 0-2 mile range. Mark this third point on your map as point (3). Draw yet another circle on the map, another 2 mile one.

If you've done this right, the 3rd circle will only intersect the other two in one place. You know know exactly where the person is.

-------------------------

Of course the road network will complicate things a bit, but the same basic principle will apply. As long as the person isn't moving you'll be fine. So if I were to do this I'd do it late at night when most people will be at home. But not too late before they log off for the night.

Feeling safe now?

Now...that is a great answer,,,well done you!!!

Please don't encourage her"

Especially not as very soon she will be able to find you........

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Thought so. It's like I feared.

Wait until it's late one night. Drive along until some moves from 3-5 miles to 1-2 miles. You now know that person is almost exactly 2 miles from you.

Google trianglulation, come back and tell me that doesn't sound worrying.

Are you being serious??! You now know where someone is within a 2 mile radius... Unless you're in the middle of a desert with no trees, houses and just a person stood there, there's no chance of locating them!

Yes I'm being perfectly serious. It's basic GCSE maths.

You are at point (1), you know that someone is exactly 2 miles away from you, but don't know which direction. You draw a 2 mile circle on a map with the centre at point (1).

You then travel until you see the person tick back to the 3-5 mile catagory. You know they are now 3 miles away. This is point (2).

You draw a 2nd circle on your map, this time with a range of 3 miles, centred on point (2). The places where the 2 circles cross over are potential locations - there will be two of them.

Now turn roughly back on yourself, so you are travelling back the way you came but heading off to one side - not the clearest instruction, but it's been a long day and I'm not sure how to phrase it better.

At some point you'll see the range tick back to the 0-2 mile range. Mark this third point on your map as point (3). Draw yet another circle on the map, another 2 mile one.

If you've done this right, the 3rd circle will only intersect the other two in one place. You know know exactly where the person is.

-------------------------

Of course the road network will complicate things a bit, but the same basic principle will apply. As long as the person isn't moving you'll be fine. So if I were to do this I'd do it late at night when most people will be at home. But not too late before they log off for the night.

Feeling safe now?

Now...that is a great answer,,,well done you!!!

Please don't encourage her

Especially not as very soon she will be able to find you........ "

Fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't wait for this to start, being a bus driver I tend to get about and quiet often have long breaks so someone to pass the time with would be great

John xI hope you remember to turn it off while driving or you could end up with a very interesting convoy!! "

sounds like a plane to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't wait for this to start, being a bus driver I tend to get about and quiet often have long breaks so someone to pass the time with would be great

John xI hope you remember to turn it off while driving or you could end up with a very interesting convoy!!

sounds like a plane to me lol "

But he's not a pilot???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can't wait for this to start, being a bus driver I tend to get about and quiet often have long breaks so someone to pass the time with would be great

John xI hope you remember to turn it off while driving or you could end up with a very interesting convoy!!

sounds like a plane to me lol

But he's not a pilot???

"

He'll not be able to locate the people in the blocks of flats then.

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I can't wait for this to start, being a bus driver I tend to get about and quiet often have long breaks so someone to pass the time with would be great

John xI hope you remember to turn it off while driving or you could end up with a very interesting convoy!!

sounds like a plane to me lol

But he's not a pilot???

He'll not be able to locate the people in the blocks of flats then. "

Does that mean we are now good to go? Speak your concerns now doubters or forever hold your peace

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By *llureWoman  over a year ago

London


"I can't wait for this to start, being a bus driver I tend to get about and quiet often have long breaks so someone to pass the time with would be great

John xI hope you remember to turn it off while driving or you could end up with a very interesting convoy!!

sounds like a plane to me lol

But he's not a pilot???

He'll not be able to locate the people in the blocks of flats then.

Does that mean we are now good to go? Speak your concerns now doubters or forever hold your peace"

I'm all up for having the same fun as the Grindr gays. Roll on triangulation-calculating swingers. If you're fit funny and fabulous I can't wait for you to track me down. I'll be the lass with a smile on her face by the courgettes in Waitrose. No, no THAT one. Darn it, this GPS isn't as accurate as I thought...

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I can't wait for this to start, being a bus driver I tend to get about and quiet often have long breaks so someone to pass the time with would be great

John xI hope you remember to turn it off while driving or you could end up with a very interesting convoy!!

sounds like a plane to me lol

But he's not a pilot???

He'll not be able to locate the people in the blocks of flats then.

Does that mean we are now good to go? Speak your concerns now doubters or forever hold your peace

I'm all up for having the same fun as the Grindr gays. Roll on triangulation-calculating swingers. If you're fit funny and fabulous I can't wait for you to track me down. I'll be the lass with a smile on her face by the courgettes in Waitrose. No, no THAT one. Darn it, this GPS isn't as accurate as I thought..."

Courgettes you say? Stay still

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Surely all this is gonna be is people using there mobile phones to access the site just like the new search ie- ten miles away for example. They couldn't possibly show you. Addresses just think what the weirdos n stalkers would do!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That sounds like crazy paranoia! Even the most sophisticated satellites can only narrow something down to 20 metres. Just don't put any

'Gone swinging' signs in your window

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol

hows this new feature meant to work please .. sorry ive missed this completely ??

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"hows this new feature meant to work please .. sorry ive missed this completely ?? "

There are another couple of threads in here that will explain it. Take no notice ot the conspiracy theories

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol

oh ryan u big tease .. just tell me pet !!

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

If you have location services turned on, on your phone. When you access the site it will ask you if you want to allow fab to use your current location. If you say yes, when people use the search function they will be able to specify by current distance. The results displayed will be categorised into distances e.g under 5 miles, 5-10 miles etc.

You will also have the option to opt out.

This is how it works on other sites. I assume the Fab one will be similar

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol

awww thanks for that sounds interesting .. flick me tounge on ur bellend in a show of appreciation !!

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"awww thanks for that sounds interesting .. flick me tounge on ur bellend in a show of appreciation !! "

Ooh I felt that too

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol


"awww thanks for that sounds interesting .. flick me tounge on ur bellend in a show of appreciation !!

Ooh I felt that too "

can squeeze ur balls whilst i do it if u excel urself !

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"awww thanks for that sounds interesting .. flick me tounge on ur bellend in a show of appreciation !!

Ooh I felt that too

can squeeze ur balls whilst i do it if u excel urself ! "

Excel myself ! I just managed to unmystify the technicalities of gps in only a couple of paragraphs and convert it to easy reading

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol

im a hard task master !!

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