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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go"
I've a book here that, if I read it wrong, says it's not at all natural... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go
I've a book here that, if I read it wrong, says it's not at all natural..."
I don't read books, I'll wait for the movie to come out |
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"If that fails OP, I've got a box of satsumas that are a bit past their best
I don't get it. Am I missing a joke here?"
Now if you turn to your text book page 341, you'll find references to teenage boys using melons to relieve themselves with. As other people say you are teeny tiny, satsumas are probably more your size. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go"
Shouldn't your first step be to ruin some poor guys booty hole? |
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go"
Umm this is quite an extreme reaction to a lack of interest from Fab.
Perhaps don't give up so easily??
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go
Umm this is quite an extreme reaction to a lack of interest from Fab.
Perhaps don't give up so easily??
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Nah it's a perfectly natural reaction on Fab. Most men take the Tgirl route first before going full-on man on man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If that fails OP, I've got a box of satsumas that are a bit past their best
I don't get it. Am I missing a joke here?
Now if you turn to your text book page 341, you'll find references to teenage boys using melons to relieve themselves with. As other people say you are teeny tiny, satsumas are probably more your size."
I was thinking double satsuma, I've got plenty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go
You are assuming the guys will fancy you?!  "
He is quite pretty to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go
You are assuming the guys will fancy you?!
He is quite pretty to be fair "
Yes, he is  ..I’d poke my finger in his eye |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go
You are assuming the guys will fancy you?! "
Isn't that half the reason you are here also? |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go
You are assuming the guys will fancy you?!
Isn't that half the reason you are here also?"
What cause I fancy you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go
You are assuming the guys will fancy you?!
Isn't that half the reason you are here also?
What cause I fancy you? "
No, because you assume men are going to fancy you  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go
You are assuming the guys will fancy you?!
Isn't that half the reason you are here also?
What cause I fancy you?
No, because you assume men are going to fancy you "
Just men? 
Ha ha no not really. I have a man I am currently very happy with (as profile does state) I am still here using forums, chatting to peeps and also being the manager of a busy swinging club it helps to keep my finger on the fab pulse!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go
You are assuming the guys will fancy you?!
Isn't that half the reason you are here also?
What cause I fancy you?
No, because you assume men are going to fancy you
Just men?
Ha ha no not really. I have a man I am currently very happy with (as profile does state) I am still here using forums, chatting to peeps and also being the manager of a busy swinging club it helps to keep my finger on the fab pulse! "
Come on now, you know full well I didn't read your profile |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go
You are assuming the guys will fancy you?!
Isn't that half the reason you are here also?
What cause I fancy you?
No, because you assume men are going to fancy you
Just men?
Ha ha no not really. I have a man I am currently very happy with (as profile does state) I am still here using forums, chatting to peeps and also being the manager of a busy swinging club it helps to keep my finger on the fab pulse!
Come on now, you know full well I didn't read your profile "
Nope, no bugger does! Haha
Welcome to Fab Swingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck "
That's true... I've got a cucumber slowly rotting in my fridge.. Shame to waste it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
That's true... I've got a cucumber slowly rotting in my fridge.. Shame to waste it"
You really need to do a food shop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
That's true... I've got a cucumber slowly rotting in my fridge.. Shame to waste it"
Thank God you said in your fridge, I was about to be grossed out |
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
Is that a hint? "
Yeah I'm getting totes jealous that first dips is reserved just for the men. I want to break that little guy in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
That's true... I've got a cucumber slowly rotting in my fridge.. Shame to waste it
You really need to do a food shop"
Or some adventurous person who is looking for juicy fruity fun??? I've not seen you have a better offer.. Just sayin' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go"
Well I would but... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
Is that a hint?
Yeah I'm getting totes jealous that first dips is reserved just for the men. I want to break that little guy in!"
Fine....let me know when you're free  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
That's true... I've got a cucumber slowly rotting in my fridge.. Shame to waste it
You really need to do a food shop
Or some adventurous person who is looking for juicy fruity fun??? I've not seen you have a better offer.. Just sayin'"
All you've offered is rotting food.
Clean out your fridge then get back to me |
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
That's true... I've got a cucumber slowly rotting in my fridge.. Shame to waste it
You really need to do a food shop
Or some adventurous person who is looking for juicy fruity fun??? I've not seen you have a better offer.. Just sayin'
All you've offered is rotting food.
Clean out your fridge then get back to me"
I said about the marrow field |
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
Is that a hint?
Yeah I'm getting totes jealous that first dips is reserved just for the men. I want to break that little guy in!
Fine....let me know when you're free "
I've cleared my diary and lubed my strap on already *rubs hands* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
That's true... I've got a cucumber slowly rotting in my fridge.. Shame to waste it
You really need to do a food shop
Or some adventurous person who is looking for juicy fruity fun??? I've not seen you have a better offer.. Just sayin'
All you've offered is rotting food.
Clean out your fridge then get back to me
I said about the marrow field "
You were right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
Is that a hint?
Yeah I'm getting totes jealous that first dips is reserved just for the men. I want to break that little guy in!
Fine....let me know when you're free
I've cleared my diary and lubed my strap on already *rubs hands*"
Do I get to play with you in return? |
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
Is that a hint?
Yeah I'm getting totes jealous that first dips is reserved just for the men. I want to break that little guy in!
Fine....let me know when you're free
I've cleared my diary and lubed my strap on already *rubs hands*
Do I get to play with you in return?"
I'll allow you 1 nipple and 5 minutes of fingerblasting? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go"
Get an inflatable friend.
No awkward conversations about who comes first and they won't cry when you let them down.
A |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
Is that a hint?
Yeah I'm getting totes jealous that first dips is reserved just for the men. I want to break that little guy in!
Fine....let me know when you're free
I've cleared my diary and lubed my strap on already *rubs hands*
Do I get to play with you in return?
I'll allow you 1 nipple and 5 minutes of fingerblasting?"
You wouldn't be able to last 5 minutes of my fingerblasting! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get an inflatable friend.
No awkward conversations about who comes first and they won't cry when you let them down.
A"
Omg: they won't cry when you let them down.
So true |
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Get an inflatable friend.
No awkward conversations about who comes first and they won't cry when you let them down.
A
Omg: they won't cry when you let them down.
So true "
Just jave the puncture repair kit on hand lol dont worry op im jesting your cool  |
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
Is that a hint?
Yeah I'm getting totes jealous that first dips is reserved just for the men. I want to break that little guy in!
Fine....let me know when you're free
I've cleared my diary and lubed my strap on already *rubs hands*
Do I get to play with you in return?
I'll allow you 1 nipple and 5 minutes of fingerblasting?
You wouldn't be able to last 5 minutes of my fingerblasting!"
That sounds like a challenge  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe if you'd offered women your booty hole you may have had more luck
Is that a hint?
Yeah I'm getting totes jealous that first dips is reserved just for the men. I want to break that little guy in!
Fine....let me know when you're free
I've cleared my diary and lubed my strap on already *rubs hands*
Do I get to play with you in return?
I'll allow you 1 nipple and 5 minutes of fingerblasting?
You wouldn't be able to last 5 minutes of my fingerblasting!
That sounds like a challenge "
Challenge accepted! |
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"OP why have u hidden your profile???
I broke his bumhole. Sorry boys!
Damn you hes not responding did you put him in A and E "
Yeah he's with the rectal doctors now. They said they can repair his bumhole but we have to wait on plastics about his face. I didn't touch that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP why have u hidden your profile???
I broke his bumhole. Sorry boys!
Damn you hes not responding did you put him in A and E
Yeah he's with the rectal doctors now. They said they can repair his bumhole but we have to wait on plastics about his face. I didn't touch that "
Wow! Just wow! |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"OP why have u hidden your profile???
I broke his bumhole. Sorry boys!
Damn you hes not responding did you put him in A and E
Yeah he's with the rectal doctors now. They said they can repair his bumhole but we have to wait on plastics about his face. I didn't touch that "
Now it's obvious why he has moved on to men! |
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"OP why have u hidden your profile???
I broke his bumhole. Sorry boys!
Damn you hes not responding did you put him in A and E
Yeah he's with the rectal doctors now. They said they can repair his bumhole but we have to wait on plastics about his face. I didn't touch that "
Savage i likey hehe you sure i mean you took him bowling no ones gonna repair the ball that went missing lol least now his got the cowboy walk like john wayne lol but face more like the other wayne mr Rooney |
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"OP why have u hidden your profile???
I broke his bumhole. Sorry boys!
Damn you hes not responding did you put him in A and E
Yeah he's with the rectal doctors now. They said they can repair his bumhole but we have to wait on plastics about his face. I didn't touch that "
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"OP why have u hidden your profile???
I broke his bumhole. Sorry boys!
Damn you hes not responding did you put him in A and E
Yeah he's with the rectal doctors now. They said they can repair his bumhole but we have to wait on plastics about his face. I didn't touch that
Wow! Just wow! "
Love youuuuu |
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"OP why have u hidden your profile???
I broke his bumhole. Sorry boys!
Damn you hes not responding did you put him in A and E
Yeah he's with the rectal doctors now. They said they can repair his bumhole but we have to wait on plastics about his face. I didn't touch that
Now it's obvious why he has moved on to men! "
Turning the men on fab one at a time me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"OP why have u hidden your profile???
I broke his bumhole. Sorry boys!
Damn you hes not responding did you put him in A and E
Yeah he's with the rectal doctors now. They said they can repair his bumhole but we have to wait on plastics about his face. I didn't touch that
Wow! Just wow!
Love youuuuu"
You're just lucky I'm coming to collect that 1 minute of nipple play |
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"Any guys what first dibs at my booty hole?
Having no luck with women on fab or real life lately. This seems like the natural way to go
You are assuming the guys will fancy you?!
Isn't that half the reason you are here also?
What cause I fancy you?
No, because you assume men are going to fancy you
Just men?
Ha ha no not really. I have a man I am currently very happy with (as profile does state) I am still here using forums, chatting to peeps and also being the manager of a busy swinging club it helps to keep my finger on the fab pulse!
Come on now, you know full well I didn't read your profile
Nope, no bugger does! Haha
Welcome to Fab Swingers "
Totally true hanky no bugger does!! |
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"OP why have u hidden your profile???
I broke his bumhole. Sorry boys!
Damn you hes not responding did you put him in A and E
Yeah he's with the rectal doctors now. They said they can repair his bumhole but we have to wait on plastics about his face. I didn't touch that
Wow! Just wow!
Love youuuuu
You're just lucky I'm coming to collect that 1 minute of nipple play"
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