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As the majority of you are aware The Duke conducts his swinging empire from the island of Jersey. Regular readers will be delighted to learn that on April the 16th The Duke shall be flying club class to the English capital and will be residing at a famous hotel for three nights.
Whilst many of you will be disappointed The Duke must inform all excited swingers only one selected female can meet The Duke during his short visit.
To narrow down this important selection process #TeamDuke have drawn up a simple requirement check list to filter out all unsavoury cock sluts. The requirements are as follows.
Be between 18 and 49.
Breast size 36c and above.
Be no taller than 5’6
Have a large booty, the type which claps together whilst you are being pounded from behind.
Have foot size no larger than a UK 5
Be familiar with London
For those swingers who meet these standards you are urged to get in touch with a friendly member of #TeamDuke and receive further details.
Duke has spoken
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"also... if the flight from jersey to london only takes, lets say, 45 minutes.... is there really a difference between club class and sitting with the peasants........  "
Coach class is the hold on that flight, trust me..... |
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