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"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x  "
The best of luck with that OP.  |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you. "
I’m easy going with an average cock  |
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you.
I’m easy going with an average cock "
I guess that's a yes then! Enjoy. |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you.
I’m easy going with an average cock
I guess that's a yes then! Enjoy. "
Beautiful Ts btw x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does she need to be bisexual so she can make all the arrangements for mff?"
i did wonder how that was aranged crack on u got until i get to hastings train station  |
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"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x
If she's a vegetarian she won't enjoy a laugh.
Tongue firmly in cheek obvs.
I've put a bit of meat in some lovely vegetarians.
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"You seem familiar OP ...
I’ve never shagged a 51 y/o dear lady "
Good grief man .... I didn’t mean you had and if all I remembered was that there was something ‘familiar ‘ about you then it didn’t go well did it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's me out on all accounts,thankfully.
How rude! You don’t even know me
I think we all know you."
We can look forward to 24/7 of him and that other ******* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's me out on all accounts,thankfully.
How rude! You don’t even know me
I think we all know you.
We can look forward to 24/7 of him and that other *******"
I guessed who this one is, Eric didn't stay away for long. Who's the other one?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual?
It’s a preference, I’m not racist
How is being bisexual racist??? 
Exactly it’s not! 3 question marks like she’s shouting at me! "
I just don't think you understand the word "racist"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual?
It’s a preference, I’m not racist
How is being bisexual racist???
Exactly it’s not! 3 question marks like she’s shouting at me! "
Oh, and "she" is the cat's mother don't you know |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"I don't get why she has to be bisexual?
It’s a preference, I’m not racist
How is being bisexual racist???
Exactly it’s not! 3 question marks like she’s shouting at me!
I just don't think you understand the word "racist" "
Are you bisexual? |
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual?
It’s a preference, I’m not racist
How is being bisexual racist???
Exactly it’s not! 3 question marks like she’s shouting at me!
I just don't think you understand the word "racist" "
Of course he does he's just being a tit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you. "
I think it’s a bit of attention seeking.
You know that thing bored guys on here do where they post several threads to attempt to gain attention?
Usually fails. |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you.
I think it’s a bit of attention seeking.
You know that thing bored guys on here do where they post several threads to attempt to gain attention?
Usually fails. "
Not everybody has a vagina |
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual?
It’s a preference, I’m not racist
How is being bisexual racist???
Exactly it’s not! 3 question marks like she’s shouting at me!
I just don't think you understand the word "racist" "
I don't think you get the joke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you.
I think it’s a bit of attention seeking.
You know that thing bored guys on here do where they post several threads to attempt to gain attention?
Usually fails.
Not everybody has a vagina "
Cool story. |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you.
I think it’s a bit of attention seeking.
You know that thing bored guys on here do where they post several threads to attempt to gain attention?
Usually fails.
Not everybody has a vagina
Cool story. "
It’s a fact. |
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Imagine the scene, you meet someone and things are going swimmingly well. You both know that the night is going to end well
Then she reaches into her bag and pulls out her phone. “OMG you’re an Android user”.
Clearly a passion killer |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"Imagine the scene, you meet someone and things are going swimmingly well. You both know that the night is going to end well
Then she reaches into her bag and pulls out her phone. “OMG you’re an Android user”.
Clearly a passion killer "
I’ll check her phone first, I’m not schupid!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual?
It’s a preference, I’m not racist
But would you be ok if she had brown hair?"
Only if it didnt get mistaken for black. |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"I don't get why she has to be bisexual?
It’s a preference, I’m not racist
But would you be ok if she had brown hair?
Only if it didnt get mistaken for black. "
I love Scottish sarcasm |
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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"I think I’ll stick around and watch this descend into chaos. Anyone any biscuits ! plain one please can’t stand those ones with filling
Sure hun, i’ll stick the kettle on, what do you fancy? "
I’d love an Oreo. But just the top half. I hate double acts |
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"Imagine the scene, you meet someone and things are going swimmingly well. You both know that the night is going to end well
Then she reaches into her bag and pulls out her phone. “OMG you’re an Android user”.
Clearly a passion killer "
That's a shame as this Android user can clearly see what a great avatar you have there. |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"Imagine the scene, you meet someone and things are going swimmingly well. You both know that the night is going to end well
Then she reaches into her bag and pulls out her phone. “OMG you’re an Android user”.
Clearly a passion killer
That's a shame as this Android user can clearly see what a great avatar you have there."
You could be jumping on my D if you weren’t an android user but instead she’s criticising an iPhone user
Let me tell you the difference between android and iPhone... iPhone just works. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m eating some caramel digestives right now. Yummy
I prefer chocolate chip with tea.. absolute joy! "
Are you sure you don't prefer a packet of jaffas or a piece of cake? |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"I’m eating some caramel digestives right now. Yummy
I prefer chocolate chip with tea.. absolute joy!
Are you sure you don't prefer a packet of jaffas or a piece of cake? "
I know what I like.. I’m not a woman, woman! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you.
I’m easy going with an average cock "
Haha .... good luck with your search... you may be waiting a while! |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you.
I’m easy going with an average cock
Haha .... good luck with your search... you may be waiting a while!"
Why are you not interested? |
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Lots of people find swinging partners by looking amongst their Fab friends. You know, someone very similar to themselves, with the same preferences, looking for the same thing. 
Just a suggestion … oh, wait …. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't work out if this is a joke? But if not, as you're so specific in your requirements, you may wish to tell prospective partners a little about yourself on your profile. Up to you.
I’m easy going with an average cock "
you're not getting anywhere near my average cock young man |
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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago
Newport |
"All you women of 25 year's old, meat eaters who also lick pussy who don't use Android phones.......... Why are you not all lined up "
Forgot, you must be slim,
Why not add must have 32-34 C or D cup also. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x "
Luckily, that's me out, too . Way too old, and love my Android phones . Not to mention a broken knee is a bit of an obstacle |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"All you women of 25 year's old, meat eaters who also lick pussy who don't use Android phones.......... Why are you not all lined up
Forgot, you must be slim,
Why not add must have 32-34 C or D cup also. "
#triggered |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"Anyone for a banana?
Nope
Oh really? Why not
They give me indigestion
Only if you eat them
Hmm...don't like the taste
Close your eyes
Don't think that would work... "
And open your mouth.. It always works  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Anyone for a banana?
Nope
Oh really? Why not
They give me indigestion
Only if you eat them
Hmm...don't like the taste
Close your eyes
Don't think that would work...
And open your mouth.. It always works "
Do I need my false teeth in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn....
Just got an android update too..
And im a vegetarian...
And an old git
With no sense of humour...
Am i still in with a chance?
Haha I think you are perfect "
I knew she would be the only ones who aren't perfect can't move in their casket |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"Anyone for a banana?
Nope
Oh really? Why not
They give me indigestion
Only if you eat them
Hmm...don't like the taste
Close your eyes
Don't think that would work...
And open your mouth.. It always works
Do I need my false teeth in? "
Yes do whiten them |
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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago
Newport |
"Four whole weeks and not a single verification.
I don't understand why.
Because I don’t have a vagina "
Not quite sure how others manage but guessing if the profile is active in four years there still may not be a single verification.
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"Four whole weeks and not a single verification.
I don't understand why.
Because I don’t have a vagina
Not quite sure how others manage but guessing if the profile is active in four years there still may not be a single verification.
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"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x "
And this is exclusively a swinging arrangement or are you also looking for an a relationship? I mean let's be honest, none of those requirements are unreasonable in the slightest, but the woman would probably want more than just a fuck in return because she'll have options. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh -this one seems like a keeper girls!
Gosh, we're a lucky bunch....
I'm moist at the thought of it!  you're in the bath I bet "
You know me too well! I thought stating that I'd rather staple a rabid piranha to my labia whilst listening to Des O'Connor on repeat and Bruce Forcythe throwing one up my deaf and dumb was a bit much for the poor boy......  |
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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago
Newport |
"Ooh -this one seems like a keeper girls!
Gosh, we're a lucky bunch....
I'm moist at the thought of it! you're in the bath I bet
You know me too well! I thought stating that I'd rather staple a rabid piranha to my labia whilst listening to Des O'Connor on repeat and Bruce Forcythe throwing one up my deaf and dumb was a bit much for the poor boy...... "
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x
And this is exclusively a swinging arrangement or are you also looking for an a relationship? I mean let's be honest, none of those requirements are unreasonable in the slightest, but the woman would probably want more than just a fuck in return because she'll have options. "
First serious response!
Well if she ticks all the boxes I’m up for anything |
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"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x
And this is exclusively a swinging arrangement or are you also looking for an a relationship? I mean let's be honest, none of those requirements are unreasonable in the slightest, but the woman would probably want more than just a fuck in return because she'll have options.
First serious response!
Well if she ticks all the boxes I’m up for anything "
Welcome the forums where men are scoffed at for having requirements and women are celebrated for it. There are ladies on fab who meet all your requirements but they aren't necessarily regulars on the forums. |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x "
Aim for the Moon, if you miss you might hit a Star |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x
And this is exclusively a swinging arrangement or are you also looking for an a relationship? I mean let's be honest, none of those requirements are unreasonable in the slightest, but the woman would probably want more than just a fuck in return because she'll have options.
First serious response!
Well if she ticks all the boxes I’m up for anything
Welcome the forums where men are scoffed at for having requirements and women are celebrated for it. There are ladies on fab who meet all your requirements but they aren't necessarily regulars on the forums. "
Winning comment! People like you restore my faith in fab.. do you have a younger sister? |
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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago
east Lancashire road |
"u sound like u are ordering a cheese burger with Russian accent
damn Daniel xD
And how do you know that? Do you work for McDonalds? "
no I am kick boxer
but I know u sound like that
the android one is hilarious tho |
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"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x
And this is exclusively a swinging arrangement or are you also looking for an a relationship? I mean let's be honest, none of those requirements are unreasonable in the slightest, but the woman would probably want more than just a fuck in return because she'll have options.
First serious response!
Well if she ticks all the boxes I’m up for anything
Welcome the forums where men are scoffed at for having requirements and women are celebrated for it. There are ladies on fab who meet all your requirements but they aren't necessarily regulars on the forums.
Winning comment! People like you restore my faith in fab.. do you have a younger sister? "
No but if I did then I'd let you go first at her gangbang |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Ooh -this one seems like a keeper girls!
Gosh, we're a lucky bunch....
I'm moist at the thought of it! "
Careful you don't over hydrate yourself now dear -he's a fussy one and you might not be to his taste -just saying like |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"u sound like u are ordering a cheese burger with Russian accent
damn Daniel xD
And how do you know that? Do you work for McDonalds? no I am kick boxer
but I know u sound like that
the android one is hilarious tho"
Who are you? How do you know I sound like that? |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x
And this is exclusively a swinging arrangement or are you also looking for an a relationship? I mean let's be honest, none of those requirements are unreasonable in the slightest, but the woman would probably want more than just a fuck in return because she'll have options.
First serious response!
Well if she ticks all the boxes I’m up for anything
Welcome the forums where men are scoffed at for having requirements and women are celebrated for it. There are ladies on fab who meet all your requirements but they aren't necessarily regulars on the forums.
Winning comment! People like you restore my faith in fab.. do you have a younger sister?
No but if I did then I'd let you go first at her gangbang "
Is this supposed to hurt my feelings? |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x Aim for the Moon, if you miss you might hit a Star "
Or the floor |
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By *ansNotHot. OP Man
over a year ago
here, there & in your knickers |
"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x Aim for the Moon, if you miss you might hit a Star
Or the floor"
Keep your head up and keep walking.. motivational quotes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh -this one seems like a keeper girls!
Gosh, we're a lucky bunch....
I'm moist at the thought of it! you're in the bath I bet
You know me too well! I thought stating that I'd rather staple a rabid piranha to my labia whilst listening to Des O'Connor on repeat and Bruce Forcythe throwing one up my deaf and dumb was a bit much for the poor boy...... "
I'm picturing the piranha on your labia and it's not good |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Anyone for a banana?
Nope
Oh really? Why not
They give me indigestion
Only if you eat them
Hmm...don't like the taste
Close your eyes
Don't think that would work...
And open your mouth.. It always works
Do I need my false teeth in?
Yes do whiten them "
I'll soak them in steradent first |
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"Imagine the scene, you meet someone and things are going swimmingly well. You both know that the night is going to end well
Then she reaches into her bag and pulls out her phone. “OMG you’re an Android user”.
Clearly a passion killer
That's a shame as this Android user can clearly see what a great avatar you have there.
You could be jumping on my D if you weren’t an android user but instead she’s criticising an iPhone user
Let me tell you the difference between android and iPhone... iPhone just works. "
So glad I'm an android user x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't get why she has to be bisexual? me neither but good luck op.
Just my preference fair enough xx
Are you interested? "
thanks but I'm not 25 slim or bisexual lol. X |
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"Must be around 25ish
Slim
Non vegan and vegetarian
Enjoy a laugh
Bisexual is a must
No men or men in female clothes
Must have a graduate degree
No Android users
Happy swinging x "
Wait I missed the last one. How on earth do you expect to find a non-android user who isn't at least a vegetarian!? Those things go hand in hand. |
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