Any female in need of a holiday

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Im going to Malta on Thursday staying at a 5 star hotel till Sunday. Looking for female accompaniment.

Anyone interested. ?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And the catch is?

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"And the catch is?"

One of the tickets is one way?

Your Passport must be in the name of "Mrs OP"?

It's only a single room?

You can't take any clothes because OP needs space for more duty free?