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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Hey who want to suck my cock let me fuck you lick you do what I want to you or do what you want to me if you catch me on a proper horny day I'll do anything I really love oral giving and receiving plz just message for more details

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh dear.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck off would be my response

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response "

Well that's not very nice, he did say plz....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response

Well that's not very nice, he did say plz.... "

Ok please fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response

Well that's not very nice, he did say plz....

Ok please fuck off. "

Much better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow sounds fantastic dude where do I apply

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response

Well that's not very nice, he did say plz....

Ok please fuck off.

Much better "

Oh thanks Sir.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow sounds fantastic dude where do I apply"

He's just employed me as his agent. I'll be holding casting auditions tomorrow....

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By *o-jCouple  over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts


"Wow sounds fantastic dude where do I apply

He's just employed me as his agent. I'll be holding casting auditions tomorrow...."

Who do you take 10% off ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response

Well that's not very nice, he did say plz....

Ok please fuck off.

Much better

Oh thanks Sir. "

Just don't do it again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow sounds fantastic dude where do I apply

He's just employed me as his agent. I'll be holding casting auditions tomorrow....

Who do you take 10% off ?"

We thought the usual 10% was a bit steep so I've had it written in to my contract that I get to be him on Tuesdays and thursdays

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response

Well that's not very nice, he did say plz....

Ok please fuck off.

Much better

Oh thanks Sir.

Just don't do it again "

I cant promise that. I have a very distinct naughty streak which i can't do anything about.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response

Well that's not very nice, he did say plz....

Ok please fuck off.

Much better

Oh thanks Sir.

Just don't do it again

I cant promise that. I have a very distinct naughty streak which i can't do anything about. "

See me after class......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response

Well that's not very nice, he did say plz....

Ok please fuck off.

Much better

Oh thanks Sir.

Just don't do it again

I cant promise that. I have a very distinct naughty streak which i can't do anything about.

See me after class...... "

Fuck that im skiving.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response

Well that's not very nice, he did say plz....

Ok please fuck off.

Much better

Oh thanks Sir.

Just don't do it again

I cant promise that. I have a very distinct naughty streak which i can't do anything about.

See me after class......

Fuck that im skiving. "

See, now you forgot to say "plz" before you said "fuck" again. I'm afraid you may have just blown your chances of attending the open auditions tomorrow now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" if you catch me on a proper horny day I'll do anything "

Well I might be persuaded to shit in your mouth I suppose.

I should warn you I've been suffering from what can only be described as epic diarrhoea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response "

And hopefully he would report you for being abusive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well this dint go as planned

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well this dint go as planned "

Lol, at least you took it well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" if you catch me on a proper horny day I'll do anything

Well I might be persuaded to shit in your mouth I suppose.

I should warn you I've been suffering from what can only be described as epic diarrhoea. "

Ewww so gross but so funny !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response

And hopefully he would report you for being abusive."

Boo hoo in devastated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well this dint go as planned "

Think u were just a little full on pal it is a dating/sex site not a hooker database lol

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville


"Hey who want to suck my cock let me fuck you lick you do what I want to you or do what you want to me if you catch me on a proper horny day I'll do anything I really love oral giving and receiving plz just message for more details"

Only if you suck my cock first to completion, then, I'll nip out for some... errrm chips?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How is this thread going? It's hard to tell sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey who want to suck my cock let me fuck you lick you do what I want to you or do what you want to me if you catch me on a proper horny day I'll do anything I really love oral giving and receiving plz just message for more details"

FUCKING PUNCTUATE ME

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham


"Hey who want to suck my cock let me fuck you lick you do what I want to you or do what you want to me if you catch me on a proper horny day I'll do anything I really love oral giving and receiving plz just message for more details

FUCKING PUNCTUATE ME"

I would have seriously considered his offer if he'd only just chucked in a few comma's and full stops!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey who want to suck my cock let me fuck you lick you do what I want to you or do what you want to me if you catch me on a proper horny day I'll do anything I really love oral giving and receiving plz just message for more details

FUCKING PUNCTUATE ME

I would have seriously considered his offer if he'd only just chucked in a few comma's and full stops! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey who want to suck my cock let me fuck you lick you do what I want to you or do what you want to me if you catch me on a proper horny day I'll do anything I really love oral giving and receiving plz just message for more details"

I've been doing this all wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh Christ....*shakes head and walks off*

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham

In the whole history of mankind, has this kind of post EVER actually worked?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" if you catch me on a proper horny day I'll do anything

Well I might be persuaded to shit in your mouth I suppose.

I should warn you I've been suffering from what can only be described as epic diarrhoea. "

He might be into this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the whole history of mankind, has this kind of post EVER actually worked? "

It's worked in offering us all some entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the whole history of mankind, has this kind of post EVER actually worked? "

Possibly,you don't know who reads the forums and messages privately. Not everyone announces everything they do to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No thanks "

You could have dressed him up and put a wig and make up on him. Like a life size Barbie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuck off would be my response

Well that's not very nice, he did say plz....

Ok please fuck off.

Much better

Oh thanks Sir. "

nice arse shame about the attitude lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well this dint go as planned

Think u were just a little full on pal it is a dating/sex site not a hooker database lol"

Thought it was a swingers site!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well this dint go as planned

Think u were just a little full on pal it is a dating/sex site not a hooker database lol

Thought it was a swingers site!!"

love to meet sue xx

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By *r tickle 22Man  over a year ago

Sheffeld

This guy got a way with words lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This guy got a way with words lol"

I replied to him when he messaged me a bit back, so his message was probably alright coz i don't bother replying unless it is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OOps wrong topic, wasn't this guy haha. That'll teach me to open so many tabs...

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By *opmanforfun300Man  over a year ago

. Newcastle

Since when has fab become a dating site I thought it was for nsa fun maybe im on wrong site

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Since when has fab become a dating site I thought it was for nsa fun maybe im on wrong site"

It's got quite a range of people. Saw a post the other day from a couple who met on here and are now a proper item.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well this dint go as planned "

Thats an understatement, but top banter points to all involved

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey the post is optimistic but this is a sex site. Some of the replies on here are so boring. Let him try maybe he gets lucky.

Some so called "swingers" on here seem to spend more time moaning about other peoples forum posts than they do swinging.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Thought it was a swingers site!!"

You would think it was a swinging site, until you see all the single women basically demanding marriage before they meet.

The oxymoron of a single woman on a swingers site with graphic naked pictures. Accompanied with a text that states they need/want this that an the other before they will meet FOR SEX lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Thought it was a swingers site!!

You would think it was a swinging site, until you see all the single women basically demanding marriage before they meet.

The oxymoron of a single woman on a swingers site with graphic naked pictures. Accompanied with a text that states they need/want this that an the other before they will meet FOR SEX lol."

It's coz too many men expect women to fuck anything. This includes people with no pics so we can't see how ugly or attractive they might be to us, and men who demand a service like we wanna provide a free service, men with no social skills at all so they come across as mentally deficient and i don't waana fuck someone like that either.

Tbh hardly any guys turn me on on here because of their crap approach to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Thought it was a swingers site!!

You would think it was a swinging site, until you see all the single women basically demanding marriage before they meet.

The oxymoron of a single woman on a swingers site with graphic naked pictures. Accompanied with a text that states they need/want this that an the other before they will meet FOR SEX lol.

It's coz too many men expect women to fuck anything. This includes people with no pics so we can't see how ugly or attractive they might be to us, and men who demand a service like we wanna provide a free service, men with no social skills at all so they come across as mentally deficient and i don't waana fuck someone like that either.

Tbh hardly any guys turn me on on here because of their crap approach to me."

Absolutely! Should rename the site to fuckwit swingers.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Thought it was a swingers site!!

You would think it was a swinging site, until you see all the single women basically demanding marriage before they meet.

The oxymoron of a single woman on a swingers site with graphic naked pictures. Accompanied with a text that states they need/want this that an the other before they will meet FOR SEX lol.

It's coz too many men expect women to fuck anything. This includes people with no pics so we can't see how ugly or attractive they might be to us, and men who demand a service like we wanna provide a free service, men with no social skills at all so they come across as mentally deficient and i don't waana fuck someone like that either.

Tbh hardly any guys turn me on on here because of their crap approach to me.

Absolutely! Should rename the site to fuckwit swingers. "

Lol, can't stop laughing at this...

Fuckwit swingers.

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