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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He may be a duck out of luck. But definately a young buck who is going to end up looking like a schmuck if he gets stuck in his truck without a suck or a fuck.
(No offence OP. I just needed words to rhyme)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He looks like a muck sitting in a truck hoping for a fuck. But alas he will leave without a fuck cause he has a cruk (cock lol) smaller than a duck and is driving a truck ....
Yay !!!!' Nailed it lol (OP sorry mate) Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well he tried is luck.
Came a little unstuck.
Left looking like a schmuck.
Now he's left to shoot his muck in the back of his truck, only dreaming of that suck and fuck  "
lol
I see this thread going far lol - I think OP will sell his truck and retire for lack of fucks then realise he is a schmuck for wanting a random fuck while having a member like a baby duck in the back of his truck from women he can only dream to fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this thread to funny thanks guys and gals u made me giggle I love lurking in the forums xxxif he's after a girl he could give shirl a whirl "
I pass thanks lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this thread to funny thanks guys and gals u made me giggle I love lurking in the forums xxxif he's after a girl he could give shirl a whirl
I pass thanks lol xxx"
but it did rhyme lol so well done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"any women fancy a fuck in a truck right now in Norwich area I'm horny as hell x "
I can give you ..
A fuck for a duck
A duck for a fuck
And a fuck for a fucked up duck. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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When the OP comes back,
He'll think he has the knack,
For getting people into the sack,
Then he'll look at the thread,
realise a lots been said,
but it has improved his street cred.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When the OP comes back,
He'll think he has the knack,
For getting people into the sack,
Then he'll look at the thread,
realise a lots been said,
He might have us all yet ....and might be bonking away with some gorgeous creature from Norwich.
but it has improved his street cred.
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Oh, the guy from Hitchin
He's gonna be bitchin'
When he see's the ass rippin'
He's been gettin'
But I ain't sweatin'
For what's the bettin'
He's just let in
A young lady he's just met in
to the back of his truck 'n
They'll be heavy pettin'
And lots of sweatin'
And holes will be stretchin'
And we'll all end up lookin'
like a bunch of cretins! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, the guy from Hitchin
He's gonna be bitchin'
When he see's the ass rippin'
He's been gettin'
But I ain't sweatin'
For what's the bettin'
He's just let in
A young lady he's just met in
to the back of his truck 'n
They'll be heavy pettin'
And lots of sweatin'
And holes will be stretchin'
And we'll all end up lookin'
like a bunch of cretins!"
Does anybody know of a rapper who's crapper?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"any women fancy a fuck in a truck right now in Norwich area I'm horny as hell x "
has anyone heard from the driver in the truck,
He may not have been a schmuck,
While looking for a fuck,
Or a suck in his truck,
Then spilling his muck,
Not getting in a ruck,
While acting like a buck,
In front of a cuck,
(That sounds quite yuck)
Cor blimey love a duck,
He may have been in luck!
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Remember, he was as horny as hell
And he looked pretty swell
So he may very well
Have gotten a lady called Mel,
Isabel or Chantelle
Put under his spell
Got her lips round his bell
Did she scream? Did she yell?
Well, she may very well
Now I'm getting well jel
But it's best not to dwell
On Isabel or Chantelle
Annabel or Estelle
Cos the truth I'll now tell
It was a bloke called Del
Went by the name of Michelle
And now there sharing a cell
Cos this thing you can't sell
It's illegal as hell
As he knew very well
Oh, bloody hell!! |
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Reposting without the spelling mistake!
Remember, he was as horny as hell
And he looked pretty swell
So he may very well
Have gotten a lady called Mel,
Isabel or Chantelle
Put under his spell
Got her lips round his bell
Did she scream? Did she yell?
Well, she may very well
Now I'm getting well jel
But it's best not to dwell
On Isabel or Chantelle
Annabel or Estelle
Cos the truth I'll now tell
It was a bloke called Del
Went by the name of Michelle
And now they're sharing a cell
Cos this thing you can't sell
It's illegal as hell
As he knew very well
Oh, bloody hell!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out! 
Mmmm Pam Ayres 
Really?! 
Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you "
And there's me thinking it's the accent!  |
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"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!
Mmmm Pam Ayres
Really?!
Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you
And there's me thinking it's the accent! "
Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!
Mmmm Pam Ayres
Really?!
Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you
And there's me thinking it's the accent!
Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha! "
She'd be great at faking it!  |
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"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!
Mmmm Pam Ayres
Really?!
Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you
And there's me thinking it's the accent!
Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!
She'd be great at faking it! "
She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!
Mmmm Pam Ayres
Really?!
Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you
And there's me thinking it's the accent!
Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!
She'd be great at faking it!
She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!' "
I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish! |
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"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!
Mmmm Pam Ayres
Really?!
Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you
And there's me thinking it's the accent!
Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!
She'd be great at faking it!
She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'
I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish! "
Nothing wrong with that. So did I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!
Mmmm Pam Ayres
Really?!
Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you
And there's me thinking it's the accent!
Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!
She'd be great at faking it!
She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'
I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish!
Nothing wrong with that. So did I "
Sunday silliness! |
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"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!
Mmmm Pam Ayres
Really?!
Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you
And there's me thinking it's the accent!
Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!
She'd be great at faking it!
She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'
I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish!
Nothing wrong with that. So did I
Sunday silliness! "
Glad you liked my little poem anyway. Officially my best post ever. I'm well chuffed with it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!
Mmmm Pam Ayres
Really?!
Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you
And there's me thinking it's the accent!
Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!
She'd be great at faking it!
She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'
I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish!
Nothing wrong with that. So did I
Sunday silliness!
Glad you liked my little poem anyway. Officially my best post ever. I'm well chuffed with it! "
So you should be. It's worthy of a Nobel prize! |
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"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!
Mmmm Pam Ayres
Really?!
Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you
And there's me thinking it's the accent!
Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!
She'd be great at faking it!
She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'
I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish!
Nothing wrong with that. So did I
Sunday silliness!
Glad you liked my little poem anyway. Officially my best post ever. I'm well chuffed with it!
So you should be. It's worthy of a Nobel prize! "
Oh, at least a Pulitzer I'd say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jesus. Pam Ayres eat your heart out!
Mmmm Pam Ayres
Really?!
Yeah, why not! Could you imagine the clever and witty dirty talk she could give you
And there's me thinking it's the accent!
Could you imagine all the oohs and aahs and moaning in that accent?! Ha!
She'd be great at faking it!
She'd give a whole new meaning to the phrase 'I'm a poet and I know it. Hope I don't blow it!'
I just giggled at 'blow it' so childish!
Nothing wrong with that. So did I
Sunday silliness!
Glad you liked my little poem anyway. Officially my best post ever. I'm well chuffed with it!
So you should be. It's worthy of a Nobel prize!
Oh, at least a Pulitzer I'd say! "
At least! A knighthood in fact! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it! "
Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!
I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich. |
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"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!
Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!
I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich. "
Can Norwich become a better place than it already is? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!
Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!
I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.
Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?"
I've actually never been. Not even in a truck! |
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"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!
Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!
I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.
Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?
I've actually never been. Not even in a truck! "
Well contact the OP. I'm sure he'll happily take you ALL THE WAY there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!
Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!
I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.
Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?
I've actually never been. Not even in a truck!
Well contact the OP. I'm sure he'll happily take you ALL THE WAY there "
I couldn't possibly. I'd be singing your little ditty all the way! |
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"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!
Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!
I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.
Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?
I've actually never been. Not even in a truck!
Well contact the OP. I'm sure he'll happily take you ALL THE WAY there
I couldn't possibly. I'd be singing your little ditty all the way! "
I don't think he'd mind. We all like a little ditty. Anyway I think he'd be more interested in getting his hands on your big ditties! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!
Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!
I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.
Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?
I've actually never been. Not even in a truck!
Well contact the OP. I'm sure he'll happily take you ALL THE WAY there
I couldn't possibly. I'd be singing your little ditty all the way!
I don't think he'd mind. We all like a little ditty. Anyway I think he'd be more interested in getting his hands on your big ditties! "
A ditty about my ditties! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now you're just getting silly lol! I'm seriously thinking of publishing it though. More people need to see this masterpiece. It's hidden away in this shitty thread. The world needs to see it!
Charming. Last time I try make you feel important!
I agree. The world will,in fact, become a better place. Like Norwich.
Can Norwich become a better place than it already is?"
It's got a very sexy football team |
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