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"Nope I have to degrease the inside of my cooker
need a helping hand?
I've to bathe the goldfish, and then brush the worms in the gardens hair "
I could do with a hand actually, I'll help with the worms. Then we can have a cup or two of coffee and as my mate said to me teh other day "shoot teh breeze"....bless her I thnk she briefly took leave of her senses  |
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"Nope I have to degrease the inside of my cooker
need a helping hand?
I've to bathe the goldfish, and then brush the worms in the gardens hair
I could do with a hand actually, I'll help with the worms. Then we can have a cup or two of coffee and as my mate said to me teh other day "shoot teh breeze"....bless her I thnk she briefly took leave of her senses "
Bet the OP is gutted you'd rather be doing all those things before you take him up on his offer, as BZ waits for the list to grow and grow  |
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"Nope I have to degrease the inside of my cooker
need a helping hand?
I've to bathe the goldfish, and then brush the worms in the gardens hair
I could do with a hand actually, I'll help with the worms. Then we can have a cup or two of coffee and as my mate said to me teh other day "shoot teh breeze"....bless her I thnk she briefly took leave of her senses Bet the OP is gutted you'd rather be doing all those things before you take him up on his offer, as BZ waits for the list to grow and grow "
well to be fair as I said countless times over the weekend if you don't ask you don't get.
Its only a bit of fun op,  |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"Nope I have to degrease the inside of my cooker
need a helping hand?
I've to bathe the goldfish, and then brush the worms in the gardens hair
I could do with a hand actually, I'll help with the worms. Then we can have a cup or two of coffee and as my mate said to me teh other day "shoot teh breeze"....bless her I thnk she briefly took leave of her senses "
excellent, get the kettle on... in about 10 hours
I know they say Shy bairns get nowt (don't ask, don't get) but really has this ever worked for anyone? |
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over a year ago
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"I might as well do a personal in here..
Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice  "
Do they @ least get a cuppa tea before they go ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me! 
There you go OP result. The rest is up to you.
He didn't mail me. I'm proper gutted.  "
Just wait for the 'I can't get any meets thread' coming soon. My bet is within 24 hours. (What do I win lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"me!
There you go OP result. The rest is up to you.
He didn't mail me. I'm proper gutted.
Just wait for the 'I can't get any meets thread' coming soon. My bet is within 24 hours. (What do I win lol)"
You win a fuck with the OP |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"I might as well do a personal in here..
Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice "
wow, a post without a mention of your 6-pack... you feeling ok ST? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I might as well do a personal in here..
Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice
wow, a post without a mention of your 6-pack... you feeling ok ST?"
yet.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might as well do a personal in here..
Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice
Do they @ least get a cuppa tea before they go ? "
Yes they and some haribos as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I might as well do a personal in here..
Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice
wow, a post without a mention of your 6-pack... you feeling ok ST?"
And yes I am feeling allright lol oh wait.. I got a 6pack lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might as well do a personal in here..
Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice
Do they @ least get a cuppa tea before they go ? Yes they and some haribos as well "
You had me at tea ST but the Haribos just clinched it, if only I was closer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might as well do a personal in here..
Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice
Do they @ least get a cuppa tea before they go ? Yes they and some haribos as well "
I'm starting to really fancy the pants off you! Tea AND Haribos !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might as well do a personal in here..
Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice
Do they @ least get a cuppa tea before they go ? Yes they and some haribos as well
You had me at tea ST but the Haribos just clinched it, if only I was closer "
Yes legs, shame I didn't live closer, you would have a whole bag of haribos for yourself but we would share some cheese and onion crisps lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"me!
There you go OP result. The rest is up to you.
He didn't mail me. I'm proper gutted.
Just wait for the 'I can't get any meets thread' coming soon. My bet is within 24 hours. (What do I win lol)
You win a fuck with the OP"
Sadly I'd have to pass. Not getting jizz on my knitting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it! Might as well join in.
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Fancy a fuck?
Ya charmed me into it ya smoooth talker you
Gimp
What can I say, charm personified "
Say it ? i cant even spell it
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it! Might as well join in.
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Fancy a fuck?
Ya charmed me into it ya smoooth talker you
Gimp
What can I say, charm personified
Say it ? i cant even spell it
Gimp"
nor can I, bless the iPhone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it! Might as well join in.
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Fancy a fuck?
Ya charmed me into it ya smoooth talker you
Gimp
What can I say, charm personified
Say it ? i cant even spell it
Gimpnor can I, bless the iPhone "
keep them fingers tapping i'm mesmerized by that Blue Clad chad 
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anyone want to shag?
(a swing dance that originated in the 1920s (popular in the 1930s and 40s))"
Was it the same Band that done Rock around the Cock 
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I might as well do a personal in here..
Looking for a quick shag and go meet tonight, inbox time, married women are welcomed, can meet on short notice
Do they @ least get a cuppa tea before they go ? Yes they and some haribos as well
You had me at tea ST but the Haribos just clinched it, if only I was closer Yes legs, shame I didn't live closer, you would have a whole bag of haribos for yourself but we would share some cheese and onion crisps lol."
What more could any woman ask for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it! Might as well join in.
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Fancy a fuck?
Ya charmed me into it ya smoooth talker you
Gimp
What can I say, charm personified
Say it ? i cant even spell it
Gimpnor can I, bless the iPhone
keep them fingers tapping i'm mesmerized by that Blue Clad chad
Gimp"
You approve then |
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"Anyone want to shag?
(a swing dance that originated in the 1920s (popular in the 1930s and 40s))
Was it the same Band that done Rock around the Cock
Gimp"
How about I give someone cock whilst listening to rock?
(oh wait, I hate rock music ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it! Might as well join in.
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.
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Fancy a fuck?
Ya charmed me into it ya smoooth talker you
Gimp
What can I say, charm personified
Say it ? i cant even spell it
Gimpnor can I, bless the iPhone
keep them fingers tapping i'm mesmerized by that Blue Clad chad
Gimp
You approve then "
Oh Yes! i could certainly put my "Stamp" of approval there
Gimp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't, sorry. - We're providing the live commentary for chellesterfem's knitting session. "
and for that I am truely grateful. Just remember to add suspense when I drop a stitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a daft question I am always looking to fuck
I have a better way of expressing it
Fancy a legover? Man ? "
I fancy a bit of crumpet with a woman.
You up for it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What a daft question I am always looking to fuck
I have a better way of expressing it
Fancy a legover? Man ?
I fancy a bit of crumpet with a woman.
You up for it? "
Ooh crumpet! How can I resist |
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