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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’d love to go to this but have never been to a club before.  I was wondering if any nice lady would like to babysit a newbie (I'm 49 btw) and hold his hand? If you message me, I’ll send you my piccies and mobile so we can chat. Needless to say, you’d be my guest on the door.
Tim
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Other Tim:
Well Timmy boy, these swinging ladies aren’t exactly flocking to answer your ad are they? They don’t seem to fancy you much.
The real Tim:
Errr No, I see why you say that. I do seem to be having some difficulty getting them interested, but I'm trying to stay positive.
Other Tim:
So, do you think some bizarre little conversation with yourself is likely to improve matters?
The real Tim:
Well, thus far, I have a zero dates for Saturday, so from a purely numerical standpoint, I can’t see it doing any harm. Afterall, it will bump my message back to the top of the page and hopefully draw attention to it.
Other Tim:
Yes… but do you want that kind of attention? People on here (and the ladies in particular) might see this and conclude that you’re a bit of a Wierdo and that they should steer well clear.
Me:
Okay that’s a good point, but then which of us truly sane anyway?
Other Tim:
You're not helping yourself much here. That’s the kind of remark you should try to avoid ….it’s not exactly calculated to make a woman feel she'll be safe and secure in your company…is it now?
Me:
Oh for Heaven’s Sakes Chill out - I'm hoping they'll be amused rather than terrified. With any luck I'll have to fight them off with a stick after this.
Other Tim: Well okay, if you say so. Good Luck! 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Real Me
Well that's just excellent! What do you say now - Other me???
Other Me
Well done Timmy Boy! I had my doubts but when you're right, you're right!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cinderella shall go to the ball!!! I'll hold your hand and anything else that need's support! lol"
I have a feeling we'll get on VERY well. See you tomorrow.  |
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