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Northampton Fab Social Sat Feb 17th Volume 3 !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The event will be in town centre so if you need to book accommodation then as close to the town centre is advisable.

Also after the venue closes some of us go to a nearby late bar with great music .

Also please remember this is a Social event only not a play event please !!

Anyone found behaving inappropriately will be thrown out and banned from all future events!!

And please , if you put your name down and then cannot attend , please have the courtesy to let me know !!

I will inform all attendees of the final venue details a few days before the event only !!

So either pop your names down here or pm me if you wish to attend .

I have one or two good friends helping me out with updates and promoting the event so hopefully see you all in October.

Cheers , Grumps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See you all in October?"

It's February Grumpy, FEBRUARY ha ha

50 has hit hard

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

""See you all in October?"

It's February Grumpy, FEBRUARY ha ha

50 has hit hard

Oh ffs new phone problems

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

SEE YOU ALL IN FEBRUARY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""See you all in October?"

It's February Grumpy, FEBRUARY ha ha

50 has hit hard

Oh ffs new phone problems

It's the dickhead operating it not the phone

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

""See you all in October?"

It's February Grumpy, FEBRUARY ha ha

50 has hit hard

Oh ffs new phone problems

How long are you gonna keep blaming the phone

Checking in though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

""See you all in October?"

It's February Grumpy, FEBRUARY ha ha

50 has hit hard

Oh ffs new phone problems

It's the dickhead operating it not the phone "

I'll accept I didn't check the copy and paste job ffs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

""See you all in October?"

It's February Grumpy, FEBRUARY ha ha

50 has hit hard

Oh ffs new phone problems

How long are you gonna keep blaming the phone

Checking in though

For approximately the next week

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

Checking In with dodgy bar countdown jokes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Checking In with dodgy bar countdown jokes

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By *agman400Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Hi. Can I put my name down for this social please?

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

A man walks into a bar with a bag and orders a drink.

After awhile, the bartender asks him, “What is in the bag?”

The man says, “Nothing, don’t worry about it”

The night continues and the bartender keeps asking but the man keeps giving him the same answer.

Towards the end of the night the bartender offers the man a free beer if the man shows him what is in the bag.

The man agrees.

He reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny man that sits down and starts playing the piano.

The bartender says, “Wow! That’s amazing! Where did you find they guy?”

The man looks up and says, “I have this magic lamp that grants me wishes, but the stupid thing is broken.”

The man then hands the bartender the lamp and says, “You can try it if you want.”

The bartender happily grabs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks and the room is suddenly filled with a million ducks.

“This thing is definitely broken!” says the bartender.

The man replies, “Tell me about it, do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?”

22 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A man walks into a bar with a bag and orders a drink.

After awhile, the bartender asks him, “What is in the bag?”

The man says, “Nothing, don’t worry about it”

The night continues and the bartender keeps asking but the man keeps giving him the same answer.

Towards the end of the night the bartender offers the man a free beer if the man shows him what is in the bag.

The man agrees.

He reaches into the bag and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny man that sits down and starts playing the piano.

The bartender says, “Wow! That’s amazing! Where did you find they guy?”

The man looks up and says, “I have this magic lamp that grants me wishes, but the stupid thing is broken.”

The man then hands the bartender the lamp and says, “You can try it if you want.”

The bartender happily grabs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks and the room is suddenly filled with a million ducks.

“This thing is definitely broken!” says the bartender.

The man replies, “Tell me about it, do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?”

22 sleeps to go

Best one yet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hi. Can I put my name down for this social please? "

I certainly can yes

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By *agman400Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Hi. Can I put my name down for this social please?

I certainly can yes

Thanks!

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By *ustanhonestblokeMan over a year ago

northampton

A bump for grump

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A bump for grump

Cheers

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

The guy goes into a pub.

He orders 7 pints of beer. He drinks the first pint, the third pint, the 5th and the 7th pint, and gets up to leave.

The barman says, “Why are you not drinking the other three pints?”

He says, “Doctors orders.”

“What do you mean by that?” asks the barman.”

“I am on medication and my doctor said to me the odd pint is okay.”

21 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The guy goes into a pub.

He orders 7 pints of beer. He drinks the first pint, the third pint, the 5th and the 7th pint, and gets up to leave.

The barman says, “Why are you not drinking the other three pints?”

He says, “Doctors orders.”

“What do you mean by that?” asks the barman.”

“I am on medication and my doctor said to me the odd pint is okay.”

21 sleeps to go

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

Oohh can I come?!? Pleeeeaaase!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oohh can I come?!? Pleeeeaaase!

Haha of course

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By *icked JezebelWoman over a year ago

East Midlands not

Bumpity bump x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Bumpity bump x"

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By *ustanhonestblokeMan over a year ago

northampton

"Oohh can I come?!? Pleeeeaaase!

Ol bluddy el

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

Holy moly it's 3 weeks today

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Holy moly it's 3 weeks today

Aye

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By *he GreensCouple over a year ago

Northamptonshire

This sounds fun. Bloody busy that night.

Will keep an eye out for more though. If you'll have us

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This sounds fun. Bloody busy that night.

Will keep an eye out for more though. If you'll have us

Be glad to of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to come along,it will be my first social so i am a bit apprehensive

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By *etite_delightWoman over a year ago

BunnyLand

just tagging to keep on track

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By *ouljaboyMan over a year ago

Rugby

Definitely I’m still in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'd like to come along,it will be my first social so i am a bit apprehensive

I shall pop your name down indeed

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"just tagging to keep on track

Good

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Definitely I’m still in

Cool your names on the list already

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By *asssionateGuyMan over a year ago

Northampton

I’ve been told to say hello ! I think I’m available for this date so thou shall see you there

Pick up line of the day :- can I borrow a kiss, I’ll promise I will give it back

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ve been told to say hello ! I think I’m available for this date so thou shall see you there

Pick up line of the day :- can I borrow a kiss, I’ll promise I will give it back

Hello by someone who is attending yes ??

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By *asssionateGuyMan over a year ago

Northampton

Someone attending but it’s my first social meet. So apprehensive a tad

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Someone attending but it’s my first social meet. So apprehensive a tad

OK thats understandable lol.. OK cool

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

20 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"20 sleeps to go

Not long

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By *iggy5Man over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Bumpity bump bump!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Bumpity bump bump!

Ta Ziggy

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

"20 sleeps to go

Not long

Soon be time to pack

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"20 sleeps to go

Not long

Soon be time to pack

Whoop whoop

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed, “I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed, and I am too embarrassed to seek help.”

A patron nearby overhears this and introduces himself, “I overheard your story, and I am a psychiatrist. Maybe I can help. The first thing is you recognize these are only dreams, and that is obvious, so I should be able to help you in a few sessions. Here’s my card, give me a call.”

A few weeks pass and the same two are once again at the bar after work.

The psychiatrist says to the other guy, “Hi, how goes the nightmares? I never heard from you, so I hope you are doing okay.”

The other guy says, “Things are great, the bartender helped me.”

Psychiatrist, “The bartender helped you? You needed a trained professional to help you, what possibly could a bartender do that a psychiatrist couldn’t?”

The other guy says, “He told me to saw the legs off my bed.”

19 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed, “I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed, and I am too embarrassed to seek help.”

A few weeks pass and the same two are once again at the bar after work.

The psychiatrist says to the other guy, “Hi, how goes the nightmares? I never heard from you, so I hope you are doing okay.”

The other guy says, “Things are great, the bartender helped me.”

Psychiatrist, “The bartender helped you? You needed a trained professional to help you, what possibly could a bartender do that a psychiatrist couldn’t?”

The other guy says, “He told me to saw the legs off my bed.”

19 sleeps to go

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly

Hey x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly

You quiet ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly

You quiet ??

I've had no Malibu since I last went out so I am quiet!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly

You quiet ??

I've had no Malibu since I last went out so I am quiet!

*passes a double maximum

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly

You quiet ??

I've had no Malibu since I last went out so I am quiet!

*passes a double malibu

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly

You quiet ??

I've had no Malibu since I last went out so I am quiet!

Sure you'll make up for it haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just thought I'd appear and leave quietly

You quiet ??

I've had no Malibu since I last went out so I am quiet!

*passes a double maximum

Oops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Thanks ?? "

No worries

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to eat them.

Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”

The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then exchange sandwiches.

18 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to eat them.

Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”

The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then exchange sandwiches.

18 sleeps to go

About right haha

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

Bumping Grumpy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it time yet, can’t come quick enough

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Bumping Grumpy"

Haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is it time yet, can’t come quick enough

Not long it will fly by

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm getting my dance card ready

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By *ik MMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"I'm getting my dance card ready

I’ll order a dance

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm getting my dance card ready

I’ll order a dance

Are you coming ? Whoop whoop. Its not THAT kind of dance I've involved you in last time though is it ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

Good. You are my no 1 on the card when they play #you know who

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

..."

We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.

Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

..."

You coped last time just

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

Good. You are my no 1 on the card when they play #you know who

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

You coped last time just

I'm.a little older than last time

... plus I shall be working Friday and travelling up Friday evening... a nap might be in order Saturday afternoon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

You coped last time just

I'm.a little older than last time

... plus I shall be working Friday and travelling up Friday evening... a nap might be in order Saturday afternoon

No excuse.. Wait till your 50

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By *ik MMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"I'm getting my dance card ready

I’ll order a dance

Are you coming ? Whoop whoop. Its not THAT kind of dance I've involved you in last time though is it ??

I’ll still be there…get your dancing shoes on

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

You coped last time just

I'm.a little older than last time

... plus I shall be working Friday and travelling up Friday evening... a nap might be in order Saturday afternoon

No excuse.. Wait till your 50

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

You coped last time just

I'm.a little older than last time

... plus I shall be working Friday and travelling up Friday evening... a nap might be in order Saturday afternoon

No excuse.. Wait till your 50

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

You coped last time just

I'm.a little older than last time

... plus I shall be working Friday and travelling up Friday evening... a nap might be in order Saturday afternoon

No excuse.. Wait till your 50

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

A man walks into the Bowgie and asks ‘What’s the quickest way to The Lizard?’

‘Are you walking or do you have a car?’ asks the landlord.

‘I have a car’ replied the man.

‘Aaah good – because that’s the quickest way.’ said landlord.

17 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A man walks into the Bowgie and asks ‘What’s the quickest way to The Lizard?’

‘Are you walking or do you have a car?’ asks the landlord.

‘I have a car’ replied the man.

‘Aaah good – because that’s the quickest way.’ said landlord.

17 sleeps to go

Oh dear

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey, any more room for a little one...?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hey, any more room for a little one...?"

Hello mate of course yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey, any more room for a little one...?

Hello mate of course yes

Great! Thanks. I'll be there

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

Bumping Grumpy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it time yet, can’t come quick enough

Not long it will fly by

It will indeed …. 17 sleeps

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

A cowboy walks into a bar.

His hat is made of brown wrapping paper. His shirt and vest are made of waxed paper. And his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling.

16 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A cowboy walks into a bar.

His hat is made of brown wrapping paper. His shirt and vest are made of waxed paper. And his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling.

16 sleeps to go

Scraped the Barrel now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm getting my dance card ready

I’ll order a dance

Are you coming ? Whoop whoop. Its not THAT kind of dance I've involved you in last time though is it ??

I’ll still be there…get your dancing shoes on

I shall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.

Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol"

I always have a pair of flats with me unless wearing so called sensible heels.

We will surive! And good memories are to be made.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.

Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol

I always have a pair of flats with me unless wearing so called sensible heels.

We will surive! And good memories are to be made.

Definitely!! I can't even manage "sensible heels" even sober... hmmm maybe I might be better in them after a drink or two

...

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

"A cowboy walks into a bar.

His hat is made of brown wrapping paper. His shirt and vest are made of waxed paper. And his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling.

16 sleeps to go

Scraped the Barrel now

I'm running out of good ones, the rest are really awful

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A cowboy walks into a bar.

His hat is made of brown wrapping paper. His shirt and vest are made of waxed paper. And his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling.

16 sleeps to go

Scraped the Barrel now

I'm running out of good ones, the rest are really awful

My kinda jokes then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.

Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol

I always have a pair of flats with me unless wearing so called sensible heels.

We will surive! And good memories are to be made.

Sensible and socials do not go together

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.

Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol

I always have a pair of flats with me unless wearing so called sensible heels.

We will surive! And good memories are to be made.

Sensible and socials do not go together

Especially if I'm involved

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.

Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol

I always have a pair of flats with me unless wearing so called sensible heels.

We will surive! And good memories are to be made.

Sensible and socials do not go together

Especially if I'm involved

Ain't that the truth

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

For information purposes..

As of today we have 60 attendees so far with over 2 weeks to go ..

Should be a great one

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"For information purposes..

As of today we have 60 attendees so far with over 2 weeks to go ..

Should be a great one

As long as this uk sized snow bomb doesn't turn up and ruin our plans !!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I'm getting my dance card ready

Best stay up late then as the dancing is in Bar number 2

I may need a little assistance if I'm.going to be out late

...

We can take turns rolling each other down the pavement if walking fails.

Brilliant idea ! I shall wear flat shoes lol

I always have a pair of flats with me unless wearing so called sensible heels.

We will surive! And good memories are to be made.

Sensible and socials do not go together

Especially if I'm involved

Ain't that the truth

"
cheeky !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"For information purposes..

As of today we have 60 attendees so far with over 2 weeks to go ..

Should be a great one

As long as this uk sized snow bomb doesn't turn up and ruin our plans !!"

I won't allow that

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"For information purposes..

As of today we have 60 attendees so far with over 2 weeks to go ..

Should be a great one

As long as this uk sized snow bomb doesn't turn up and ruin our plans !!

I won't allow that

what are you going to do, put it on the naughty step? Lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"For information purposes..

As of today we have 60 attendees so far with over 2 weeks to go ..

Should be a great one

As long as this uk sized snow bomb doesn't turn up and ruin our plans !!

I won't allow that

what are you going to do, put it on the naughty step? Lol"

Yes

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"For information purposes..

As of today we have 60 attendees so far with over 2 weeks to go ..

Should be a great one

As long as this uk sized snow bomb doesn't turn up and ruin our plans !!

I won't allow that

what are you going to do, put it on the naughty step? Lol

Yes

Excellent...

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By *riel13Woman over a year ago

Northampton

Is my usual plus one ok to come too?

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

This guy is sitting in a bar, he asks the bartender where’s the bathroom at? The bartender said, go down the hall & make a right.

Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream and wonders what is going on in the bathroom.

A few minutes go by again and everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that came out of the bathroom again.

This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the he is screaming about. He opened the door and asked him, “What’s all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers away.”

The man said, “I’m sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.”

With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says, “No wonder you dumbass, you’re sitting on a mop bucket!”

15 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is my usual plus one ok to come too?

He is of course lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This guy is sitting in a bar, he asks the bartender where’s the bathroom at? The bartender said, go down the hall & make a right.

Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream and wonders what is going on in the bathroom.

A few minutes go by again and everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that came out of the bathroom again.

The man said, “I’m sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.”

With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says, “No wonder you dumbass, you’re sitting on a mop bucket!”

15 sleeps to go

Ewww

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Mr "

Yay

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

Mr "

Obvs .. Twat maybe

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

Obvs .. Twat maybe

Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

Obvs .. Twat maybe

Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after

Your pink Jumper

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

It's two weeks today I tell thee, 2 weeks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It's two weeks today I tell thee, 2 weeks

Innit

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Very much looking forward to my first Northampton social

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Very much looking forward to my first Northampton social

Excellent...Looking forward to you finally attending, you'll love it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Afternoon Bump

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

Obvs .. Twat maybe

Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after

Your pink Jumper

Not happening never happening leave pink outta this

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

Obvs .. Twat maybe

Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after

Your pink Jumper

Not happening never happening leave pink outta this

* Sulks *

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By *iggy5Man over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Bumparoo!

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

13 sleeps to go

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

Obvs .. Twat maybe

Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after

Your pink Jumper

Not happening never happening leave pink outta this

* Sulks *

It's ok you'll stop sulking on sat the 17th when you see me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"13 sleeps to go

Yay

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

Obvs .. Twat maybe

Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after

Your pink Jumper

Not happening never happening leave pink outta this

* Sulks *

It's ok you'll stop sulking on sat the 17th when you see me

Mr"

I can't contain my excitement

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

Obvs .. Twat maybe

Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after

Your pink Jumper

Not happening never happening leave pink outta this

* Sulks *

It's ok you'll stop sulking on sat the 17th when you see me

I can't contain my excitement

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

Still looking good for making this one.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Still looking good for making this one.

Yay

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

Obvs .. Twat maybe

Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after

Your pink Jumper

Not happening never happening leave pink outta this

* Sulks *

It's ok you'll stop sulking on sat the 17th when you see me

I can't contain my excitement

Is it over flowing Grumps,

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

Obvs .. Twat maybe

Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after

Your pink Jumper

Not happening never happening leave pink outta this

* Sulks *

It's ok you'll stop sulking on sat the 17th when you see me

I can't contain my excitement

Is it over flowing Grumps,

I may pee myself

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

Obvs .. Twat maybe

Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after

Your pink Jumper

Not happening never happening leave pink outta this

* Sulks *

It's ok you'll stop sulking on sat the 17th when you see me

I can't contain my excitement

Is it over flowing Grumps,

I may pee myself

What happens in the 50's I hear

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

12 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yo Grumps Hotel booked, tge cunts cumming

Yay

And when I say cunt you know that's not about me

Obvs .. Twat maybe

Now now Grumps stop being so nice, what ya after

Your pink Jumper

Not happening never happening leave pink outta this

* Sulks *

It's ok you'll stop sulking on sat the 17th when you see me

I can't contain my excitement

Is it over flowing Grumps,

I may pee myself

What happens in the 50's I hear

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"12 sleeps to go

Wow its really close

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Keeping my fingers the weather doesn't scupper my plans!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Keeping my fingers the weather doesn't scupper my plans!"

I've checked that this morning..

Seems to be OK ish

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Keeping my fingers the weather doesn't scupper my plans!

I've checked that this morning..

Seems to be OK ish

So far.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Keeping my fingers the weather doesn't scupper my plans!

I've checked that this morning..

Seems to be OK ish

So far....."

Barring a Biblical Storm it will be happening

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

I hope so !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I hope so !"

All will be hunky dory

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I hope so !

All will be hunky dory

I shall be most cross if it isn't...things to see and people to do

... I've started packing to because it'll probably take me a week to finish

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I hope so !

All will be hunky dory

I shall be most cross if it isn't...things to see and people to do

... I've started packing to because it'll probably take me a week to finish

Already blimey

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I hope so !

All will be hunky dory

I shall be most cross if it isn't...things to see and people to do

... I've started packing to because it'll probably take me a week to finish

Already blimey

I'm the queen of getting distracted and procrastinating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keeping my fingers the weather doesn't scupper my plans!

I've checked that this morning..

Seems to be OK ish

It’s looking to be dry, sunny but cold. Perfect weather for February

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Keeping my fingers the weather doesn't scupper my plans!

I've checked that this morning..

Seems to be OK ish

It’s looking to be dry, sunny but cold. Perfect weather for February

Ooh good

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “I’ll have a Gin and… Tonic.”

The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?”

And the polar bear replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them.”

12 sleeps to go

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “I’ll have a Gin and… Tonic.”

The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?”

And the polar bear replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them.”

12 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “I’ll have a Gin and… Tonic.”

The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?”

And the polar bear replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them.”

12 sleeps to go

Hahahaha good one

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

Bumping Grumpy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Bumping Grumpy

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By *heeseboard02Couple over a year ago

Northampton

Hello, we’d both love to come along if there’s any room left? Thanks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hello, we’d both love to come along if there’s any room left? Thanks "

Yes spaces for couples still..

I shall pop your names down

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By *mmaleiaWoman over a year ago

Trowbridge

Looking forward to it

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman, “Has my brother been in for a drink here today?”

The barman looks at the penguin and says, “I’m not sure. What does he look like?”

11 sleeps to go

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Looking forward to it

Excellent

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman, “Has my brother been in for a drink here today?”

The barman looks at the penguin and says, “I’m not sure. What does he look like?”

11 sleeps to go

Oh dear

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By *heitaliandreamerMan over a year ago

Northampton

Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Mr "

Cheeky Shit

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

Mr "

I like abuse sometimes

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

I like abuse sometimes

I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

I like abuse sometimes

I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused

Mr "

Ouchie

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

I like abuse sometimes

I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused

Ouchie

You know you'd be down

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

I like abuse sometimes

I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused

Ouchie

You know you'd be down

Depends

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

I like abuse sometimes

I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused

Ouchie

You know you'd be down

Depends

Don't question it Grumps, just jump in balls first

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

I like abuse sometimes

I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused

Ouchie

You know you'd be down

Depends

Don't question it Grumps, just jump in balls deep

Mr"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Admin ... Only 2 or 3 guys spaces left I'm afraid...

Everyone else spaces still available..

Only 10 days to go

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

I like abuse sometimes

I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused

Mr "

Ooh now there's an idea

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

I like abuse sometimes

I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused

Ooh now there's an idea

I'm lost for words

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

I like abuse sometimes

I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused

Ooh now there's an idea

I'm lost for words

Unlike you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

I like abuse sometimes

I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused

Ooh now there's an idea

I'm lost for words

Unlike you

I'm a shy angel

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Never been to a social this big so i am really looking forward to it

You'll be fine we are all a friendly bunch

Your questionable Grumps

Cheeky Shit

You love it

I like abuse sometimes

I can see you tied up, with your bollocks being abused

Ooh now there's an idea

I'm lost for words

Unlike you

I'm a shy angel

Oh look flying pigs

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

"Admin ... Only 2 or 3 guys spaces left I'm afraid...

Everyone else spaces still available..

Only 10 days to go

Ffs I'm a day behind

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