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"Alien secretion Melon liquor Rum Pineapple juice 44 days to go "Not exactly an appealing name that one  | |||
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Hotel is now booked! 
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"Checking in
Hotel is now booked!
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"Checking in "Naughty Step over then | |||
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"Checking in
Hotel is now booked!
D."Which one did you plump for btw .. I'm booking tomorrow so gonna compare prices | |||
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"Checking in
Hotel is now booked!
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Which one did you plump for btw ..
I'm booking tomorrow so gonna compare prices "We went for the one on Swan St  seems there might be one or two already staying there! 
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"Glad I booked somewhere central then. Hopefully even I won’t get lost! "Nobody will get lost don't worry | |||
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"Checking in
Hotel is now booked!
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Which one did you plump for btw ..
I'm booking tomorrow so gonna compare prices
We went for the one on Swan St seems there might be one or two already staying there!
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"Bag of spunk Golden rum Peach schnapps Orange curaçao Pineapple juice Orange juice 43 days to go
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Naughty Step over then "It wasn't my fault......  | |||
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"Bag of spunk Golden rum Peach schnapps Orange curaçao Pineapple juice Orange juice 43 days to go
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"Checking in
Naughty Step over then
It wasn't my fault...... "I know haha | |||
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"Checking in too "Cookie is coming to Northampton?? | |||
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Cookie is coming to Northampton?? "Took 3 years | |||
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Cookie is coming to Northampton?? "You’ll be sick of the sight of me | |||
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"Checking in too
Cookie is coming to Northampton??
You’ll be sick of the sight of me "Never! | |||
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"Checking in ! Reading this thread got me smiling. Seeing some familiar faces I haven’t seen for sometime, and the crazy one making the trip. The social just keeps getting better "Cheers  | |||
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"Checking in ! Reading this thread got me smiling. Seeing some familiar faces I haven’t seen for sometime, and the crazy one making the trip. The social just keeps getting better "
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" Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever." The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there." So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!" 42 days to go "Oh christ | |||
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"Bumpity bump bump! "Haha Cheers | |||
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"I’m very much looking forward to my first Northampton social "You don't look too happy about it | |||
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"I’m very much looking forward to my first Northampton social
You don't look too happy about it "Oh shit ….. fat fingers | |||
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"I’m very much looking forward to my first Northampton social
You don't look too happy about it
Oh shit ….. fat fingers "Haha you are forgiven | |||
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" Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever." The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there." So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!" 42 days to go "I probably should pull my finger out and book a hotel and train ticket lol | |||
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" Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever." The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there." So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!" 42 days to go
I probably should pull my finger out and book a hotel and train ticket lol"Well unless you're walking yes | |||
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Will book a suite in the next couple of days | |||
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"Very much looking to my first Northampton social
Will book a suite in the next couple of days "..what will you be looking at? | |||
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" Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever." The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there." So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!" 42 days to go
I probably should pull my finger out and book a hotel and train ticket lol
Well unless you're walking yes " | |||
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" Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever." The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there." So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!" 42 days to go
I probably should pull my finger out and book a hotel and train ticket lol
Well unless you're walking yes
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"Very much looking to my first Northampton social
Will book a suite in the next couple of days ..what will you be looking at? "Oh ffs!!!
Yes yes alright, whatever smarty pants.
Sigh, I’ll be looking FORWARD to tickling your nipples | |||
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" A guy walks into a bar, orders a shot and and immediately pukes all down his shirt. "What am I gonna do now? My wife is gonna kill me." "Relax," the barman says, "give me a fiver." The barman folds up the note and puts it in the guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some one puked on you and gave you cash to have your shirt cleaned." When he gets home his wife answers the door. "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?" He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "some guy puked on me and gave me cash to have my shirt cleaned." The wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's £10 in here!" "Oh yeah, he pissed in my pants, too." 41 days to go " | |||
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" A guy walks into a bar, orders a shot and and immediately pukes all down his shirt. "What am I gonna do now? My wife is gonna kill me." "Relax," the barman says, "give me a fiver." The barman folds up the note and puts it in the guy's shirt pocket. "Tell your wife some one puked on you and gave you cash to have your shirt cleaned." When he gets home his wife answers the door. "Where have you been? What happened to your shirt?" He tries to put on a sober voice and says, "some guy puked on me and gave me cash to have my shirt cleaned." The wife reaches in his pocket, grabs the money, and says, "There's £10 in here!" "Oh yeah, he pissed in my pants, too." 41 days to go "Hahaha | |||
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" An man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman notices the guy's head is the size of a snooker ball. "What happened?" Asked the barman. The guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to home. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid." "That doesn't sound too bad," says the barman. "Then what happened?" "Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have sex, so I asked her if I could just have a little head...." 40 days to go "Oh dear | |||
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"I'm feeling optimistic about my chances of attending. I've booked a room "OK let me know for sure please dude | |||
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"I'm feeling optimistic about my chances of attending. I've booked a room
OK let me know for sure please dude "I will indeed | |||
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"I'm feeling optimistic about my chances of attending. I've booked a room " | |||
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"Have you got snow up there? "Not a Flake no | |||
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"Mini me has arisen so I may as well use this opportunity to herald a fabulous early morning bump! "For too early haha | |||
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"A guy walks into a bar and sees a menu that reads: Cheese Sandwich: Chicken Sandwich: Hand Job: He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy woman behind the bar. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks. "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your hands dammit," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich 39 Days to go "Better | |||
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"Have you got snow up there?
Not a Flake no "We had snow yesterday evening didn’t settle though | |||
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"Have you got snow up there?
Not a Flake no
We had snow yesterday evening didn’t settle though "No point then | |||
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"Have you got snow up there?
Not a Flake no
We had snow yesterday evening didn’t settle though
No point then "Nope lol | |||
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"Trying my hardest to be around for this, missed the last two, certain lady going I'd like to chat and "  | |||
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"Trying my hardest to be around for this, missed the last two, certain lady going I'd like to chat and "I don't have your name down currently, are you wishing to attend | |||
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"Is this an invite only thing?" Nope just let grumpy know you want to go ... I shall be there  | |||
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"It will be good to have a social looking forward to seeing you all there "Have you changed your name as I don't have you on my list ?? | |||
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"Is this an invite only thing? Nope just let grumpy know you want to go ... I shall be there "What she said | |||
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"A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously upset. "What's the matter, buddy?" asks the barman. "It's a long story. I met this beautiful woman who invited me back home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and were just about to make love when her husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the edge by my fingernails without any clothes on!" "Gee, that's tough!" "Yeah, then, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished the husband tossed his condom out the window. And where does it land? On my forehead!" "That would sure mess up my day." "Yeah, but do you know what REALLY REALLY REALLY pissed me off? When I looked down and saw that my feet were only SIX inches off the ground!" 38 days to go "Ffs | |||
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"Can you add us to the list please?" I certainly can | |||
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"A bump for grump "Snigger snigger | |||
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"A bump for grump "Cheers | |||
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"A bump for grump
Snigger snigger "Only for filthy minds | |||
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"A bump for grump
Snigger snigger
Only for filthy minds "Well i am a Pervert after all lol | |||
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"A bump for grump
Snigger snigger
Only for filthy minds
Well i am a Pervert after all lol"No shit  | |||
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"A bump for grump
Snigger snigger
Only for filthy minds
Well i am a Pervert after all lol
No shit "So are you !! | |||
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"A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspiciously, the barman walks over. The guy says, I'm very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand, instead of carrying a mobile phone." The barman says "Prove it." The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation. "That's incredible!" says the bartender. "I would never have believed it!" "Yeah", said the guy, "I can keep in touch with anyone, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?" The barman directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in and 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. So the bartender goes into the men's room to check on the guy. The guy is spread-eagled up against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt. "Oh my!" said the barman. "Are you hurt?" The guy turns and says, "No, no, I'm ok. I'm just waiting for a fax. 37 days to go "Not bad today haha | |||
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"Trying my hardest to be around for this, missed the last two, certain lady going I'd like to chat and
I don't have your name down currently, are you wishing to attend "I'm hoping too but I know I've got other plan's that night which I know will be a nightmare to alter | |||
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"Trying my hardest to be around for this, missed the last two, certain lady going I'd like to chat and
I don't have your name down currently, are you wishing to attend I'm hoping too but I know I've got other plan's that night which I know will be a nightmare to alter "Okey dokey no worries | |||
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"Two men are fishing in a boat on a lake. One hooks something; he reels it in and gets it in the boat. It is an old rusted lamp. He brushes off the muck and soggy leaves and out pops a genie! The genie says, "Wow, thanks a lot for saving me! you get one wish" The man thinks for a minute and says, "I want this whole lake filled with beer, as far as you can see, nothing but beer" "That's it?" asks the genie. "You got it!" He snaps his fingers and the whole lake is now filled with beer. The genie disappears. The other man says "Now what in the hell did you do that for? Now we'll have to piss in the boat!" 36 days to go "Haha | |||
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Jokes will resume monday as I'm hungover and away for the weekend | |||
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"35 days to go
Jokes will resume monday as I'm hungover and away for the weekend " | |||
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"Morning " Morning | |||
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"I missed the last one. Can I be added to come to this one please? x"Absofuckinlutely | |||
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"I missed the last one. Can I be added to come to this one please? x
Absofuckinlutely "Mwah!!! Xx | |||
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"I missed the last one. Can I be added to come to this one please? x
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Mwah!!! Xx" xx | |||
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"I missed the last one. Can I be added to come to this one please? x"Yey | |||
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"Could I be added to the list please. Missed my previous one so very much looking forward to attending this time. " Yes you may .. I shall pop your name down | |||
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"A bump for grump "Ta dude | |||
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"Put us on the list please xx" Yes of course everyone is welcome I shall put you on the list | |||
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"Getting on booking.com and putting it on my Monzo card ready lol" I will add you if you are wishing to attend?? Let me know | |||
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"A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the establishment’s finest single malt scotch. The barman sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does the same. The barman asks" why did you do that?" The guy replied " cos the first one always tastes like crap and the second one always makes me throw up" 33 days to go " | |||
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"A man walks into a bar. As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender, “What’s with the meat?” The bartender says, “If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you pay for everyone else’s drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?” The man takes another look at the meat and says, “I think I’ll pass. The steaks are too high.” 32 days to go "A Classic | |||
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"Could I be added please Not done a Northampton social for about 5 years" Okey dokey | |||
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"Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.” One month to go "Hahaha | |||
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"Hotel booked
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"Hotel booked
"Booked mine ages ago, am currently on the hunt for a new dress | |||
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"I used to work in a pub next to a hospital and this guy walked in one day with his hospital gown on and holding a drip on a stand that was still connected to his veins. I asked him how I could help and bizarrely he said, “Can I have 2 pints of lager, 2 pints of Guinness, 4 Jack Daniels and , 3 gin and tonics, and 6 shots of tequila? It’s a free country so I start to pour the drinks and put them on the bar one at a time. As I finished pouring all of the drinks he downed them in order and finished on the shots of tequila which he dispatched one at a time at a quick pace. He then looked at me really sad and said, “I shouldn’t have d*unk all that with what I’ve got.” I said, “Why what have you got?” He said, “About £3.50.” 30 sleeps to go " | |||
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"Live in Northampton Would be nice to attend Put me on the list please xx" Okey dokey not a problem I'll pop you on the list | |||
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"Bumping Grumpy "Oi oi ! | |||
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"Thanks ... Haven't been on much today "How's the cold?? | |||
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"Thanks ... Haven't been on much today
How's the cold??"A bit better today thanks ... Think I'll be over it tomorrow x | |||
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"Thanks ... Haven't been on much today
How's the cold??
A bit better today thanks ...
Think I'll be over it tomorrow x"That's good | |||
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"Thanks ... Haven't been on much today
How's the cold??
A bit better today thanks ...
Think I'll be over it tomorrow x
That's good "Ta | |||
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"Do you think i should come ,?" I don't know should you lol ?? All are welcome providing I get a definitive yes or no | |||
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"I went to a pub and asked the barman for the wifi password. He said, “youhavetobuyabeerfirst.” So I bought a beer and asked again for the password. He gave me the same answer. 29 sleeps to go "Oh dear | |||
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"Bump "Ta sweetie | |||
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"Bump
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"Bump
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I'll Bump myself "I'd bump you | |||
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"Bump
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I'll Bump myself
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"Bump
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I'll Bump myself "With both hands
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"Bump
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I'll Bump myself
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"Thank you Grumpy! Now attending with a naughty friend. Hotel booked and waiting starts…. impatiently… " | |||
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"Thank you Grumpy! Now attending with a naughty friend. Hotel booked and waiting starts…. impatiently… "Yey  | |||
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"Bumpy for Grumpy" Cheers | |||
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I don't drink "Hahahahaha and I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury | |||
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I don't drink
Hahahahaha and I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury "I'll confess my sins | |||
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I don't drink
Hahahahaha and I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury
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I don't drink
Hahahahaha and I'm the Archbishop of Canterbury
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I don't drink
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"Whilst stood at the bar, the peanuts say, “Nice tie Mr!” In the toilets, the condom machine says, “You look stupid in that tie.” So he complains to the barman. The barman says, “The peanuts are complimentary but the condom machine is out of order.” 26 sleeps to go "Dear Oh Dear | |||
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"A man walks into a pub, then goes to the gents. He comes out and goes to speak to the landlord. He says, “You’ve got a great place, but my buddy was here last night, and he said you have golden urinals. Where are they?” The landlord turns to the band and yells, “Frank, I’ve got a lead on the guy who ruined your saxophone!” 25 sleeps to go "Hahaha | |||
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"Count me in "Okey dokey you're on the list | |||
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"It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering. 24 days to go "Better | |||
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"I’m ready to make my Northampton debut…if you’ll have me that is? " Yey | |||
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"I’m ready to make my Northampton debut…if you’ll have me that is? " | |||
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"I’m ready to make my Northampton debut…if you’ll have me that is? " Oh god you haha ... Be good to see ya again dude | |||
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