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"What's face time? Is it something rude you do to a face?
It's video conferencing, just the same as Skype but only for Apple products."
I might do some face time with you... er.....how much for say, oooh......7 minutes? |
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"I have some spare fake couple accounts I could face time you with.
Will I be compensated for my time? (financially)
Do you do Paypal and I insist on screen protection."
Hi Steve firstly thanks for taking an interest in one of my products. 
Now let's drill down into the nitty gritty. Before you start, NO that's not a euphemism for ghey sex you horn dog!
7 Minutes will come out at around:
£1,000 for the single bi-female service
£30 for the single female service
£15 for the couple service
I'm afraid I've discontinued the single male service due to lack of interest.
Funky Monkey Enterprises™ can not be held responsible for any jizz or impact damage to your screen. |
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I don't do ghey anyway so being cheap(ish) will go for the couple. Is the screen big enough to get them both in? For that sort of dosh I don't want to see just half a buttock, I'd need to see everything. |
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"face fun ? is it oral sex and chatting or face panting too?  
Jo it's everything you want and MOARRRRR!
Have you got your mischievous head on today sir?? X "
I am here thinking whats the MOARRRRRRR ? |
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"I don't do ghey anyway so being cheap(ish) will go for the couple. Is the screen big enough to get them both in? For that sort of dosh I don't want to see just half a buttock, I'd need to see everything. "
Dude you is from Brighton bro! Don't shit me about the gheyness!
Anyway back to business.
The couple package provides video conferencing with a lonely looking man who keeps 'talking' to his 'female partner' off camera telling her to come on but she refuses and never appears. He then begins to masturbate to completion regardless of if you stop watching.
Believe it or not this is massively popular judging by research done in Fab chat.
Are you interested? |
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"face fun ? is it oral sex and chatting or face panting too?
Jo it's everything you want and MOARRRRR!
Have you got your mischievous head on today sir?? X I am here thinking whats the MOARRRRRRR ? "
It's internet talk for more! |
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"face fun ? is it oral sex and chatting or face panting too?
Jo it's everything you want and MOARRRRR!
Have you got your mischievous head on today sir?? X I am here thinking whats the MOARRRRRRR ?
It's internet talk for more!"
I thought he was being sick  |
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"So i looked face fun up ... it said face panting and photos ? what and i missing here i feel there something ?
what's face panting? 
sounds kinky  "
no its making a peace of art out of your face with pant , |
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"So i looked face fun up ... it said face panting and photos ? what and i missing here i feel there something ?
what's face panting?
sounds kinky no its making a peace of art out of your face with pant , "
got an image of covering your face with paint and then WHAM! face plant onto paper  |
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"So i looked face fun up ... it said face panting and photos ? what and i missing here i feel there something ?
what's face panting?
sounds kinky no its making a peace of art out of your face with pant ,
got an image of covering your face with paint and then WHAM! face plant onto paper "
I see ,,,,,,,, its different i like different but can we look after my hair in all this and we will see if face fun is fun, |
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"So i looked face fun up ... it said face panting and photos ? what and i missing here i feel there something ?
what's face panting?
sounds kinky no its making a peace of art out of your face with pant ,
got an image of covering your face with paint and then WHAM! face plant onto paper I see ,,,,,,,, its different i like different but can we look after my hair in all this and we will see if face fun is fun, "
a gentleman always holds a ladies hair when covering her face |
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"This is y this site is shit ppl like you lot and FaceTime is wat you can do if you have a iPhone "
CALM DOWN! you have to expect people to take the piss if you put up things like this. |
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"This is y this site is shit ppl like you lot and FaceTime is wat you can do if you have a iPhone "
I dont have that phone .. have New apple one have not a clue how it all works . If you like it all well and good ... but i dont know what it is .Face fun.
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"Face fun is just phone sex but you can see them "
Just a suggestion,,,, Perhaps your original post may have been more suited to one of the other Message Boards….
Maybe Introductions or Meet requests,, |
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"Sigh,,,,,I suppose bum fun is out of the question !!!  "
I have been thinking about developing a product for this Sox old chum and I had you in mind.
Let's take this discussion offline, hoist a few flags up, see which way the wind blows, I'm sure we can find a synergy. |
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"Face fun is just phone sex but you can see them we go on web cams live chat .. its the same thing ?"
i think so but more of a phone thing rather than webcam |
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"This is y this site is shit ppl like you lot and FaceTime is wat you can do if you have a iPhone "
Bro I meant no offence, my offer was genuine.
As gesture of good will I will offer you my couple service free. |
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"Face fun is just phone sex but you can see them we go on web cams live chat .. its the same thing ?
i think so but more of a phone thing rather than webcam "
Well we live and learn dont we here .. i am not to good with phones and Iphones to small i like to blow it all up . |
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"Face fun is just phone sex but you can see them we go on web cams live chat .. its the same thing ?
i think so but more of a phone thing rather than webcam Well we live and learn dont we here .. i am not to good with phones and Iphones to small i like to blow it all up ."
SO. MANY. COMMENTS. MUST. RESIST! |
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"Face fun is just phone sex but you can see them "
why could you not say this first place .. and all would be well. xx face fun i was thinking god there's a new kinky thing i am missing so looked it up ... come up with face panting stuff , sorry xx
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"Sigh,,,,,I suppose bum fun is out of the question !!!
I have been thinking about developing a product for this Sox old chum and I had you in mind.
Let's take this discussion offline, hoist a few flags up, see which way the wind blows, I'm sure we can find a synergy."
Funkster my O’l mate…… inspired by today’s “ Bad Funky” thread I have been chortling my pants off at Joe Cartoons “ Spank My Monkey” on youtube,,,,
I’d forgotten how funny it was, and how apt as a worthy tribute to your good-self......
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Not sure face time would be as successful as a marketing gimmick for Apple if the ads consisted of horny men pulling cum faces!!
Although you never know!!  |
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"This is y this site is shit ppl like you lot and FaceTime is wat you can do if you have a iPhone "
Sorry you feel that way,,,
I kinda guess not everyone appreciates the added worth of seeing their special request threads being kept active and therefore more visible to their target audience…… |
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"Sigh,,,,,I suppose bum fun is out of the question !!!
I have been thinking about developing a product for this Sox old chum and I had you in mind.
Let's take this discussion offline, hoist a few flags up, see which way the wind blows, I'm sure we can find a synergy.
Funkster my O’l mate…… inspired by today’s “ Bad Funky” thread I have been chortling my pants off at Joe Cartoons “ Spank My Monkey” on youtube,,,,
I’d forgotten how funny it was, and how apt as a worthy tribute to your good-self......
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I have just made a quick visit to youtube to watch.
Bwahahahaha Sox you disturb me and that is why I wuv yew x |
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"This is y this site is shit ppl like you lot and FaceTime is wat you can do if you have a iPhone "
Oh come on, read thru the forums, everyone takes the piss all the time, I had no idea what you were on about when you said face fun and I have an iPhone. It's all good fun and if you can't take a ribbing I'd avoid the forums lol x |
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"This is y this site is shit ppl like you lot and FaceTime is wat you can do if you have a iPhone
Oh come on, read thru the forums, everyone takes the piss all the time, I had no idea what you were on about when you said face fun and I have an iPhone. It's all good fun and if you can't take a ribbing I'd avoid the forums lol x "
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This is ridiculous. I paid £7 by paypal in with the bestest of intentions. Had a shower, rubbed some coconut onto (and around) my cock (yes, ladies it WAS a litre tub just yesterday ) and then what? Zilch....sat there in costa coffee in Brighton, using the touch pad with one hand (yes, the other was otherwise engaged) and all I got was a badly spelt piece of paper on te other screen saying 'think you for you're support we willy be with you shortly' and a rather costly at costa mocha, my
7 minutes was up. A complete waste of £15. So don't use wanky munkey product folks.
And I'm not actually from Brighton, I just happen to live here. Believe me, if you came from where I came from you'd move too. |
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"This is ridiculous. I paid £7 by paypal in with the bestest of intentions. Had a shower, rubbed some coconut onto (and around) my cock (yes, ladies it WAS a litre tub just yesterday ) and then what? Zilch....sat there in costa coffee in Brighton, using the touch pad with one hand (yes, the other was otherwise engaged) and all I got was a badly spelt piece of paper on te other screen saying 'think you for you're support we willy be with you shortly' and a rather costly at costa mocha, my
7 minutes was up. A complete waste of £15. So don't use wanky munkey product folks.
And I'm not actually from Brighton, I just happen to live here. Believe me, if you came from where I came from you'd move too. "
I must apologise I've started outsourcing to eastern Europe and the staff are not quite up to par yet. Unfortunately there will be no refund.
Anyone else like face fun? |
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