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Northampton Fab Social Saturday Oct 15th Thread 7 !!
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Thread 7 omfg haha ..
Don't need to say too much as it's 48 hours away now ..
Guys spaces full now sorry ...
Couples and Ladies spaces still available..
Social only remember no sexual activity will happen..
What you all choose to do afterwards is obviously your choice entirely..
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A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can't orgasm because it's too hot.
They see a sex therapist, and he recommends that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel while he and his wife make love.
Begrudgingly, the friend says yes.
After 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. So the friend is now having sex with the wife while the husband wafts the towel.
After two minutes, the wife starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had.
The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, "Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel."
One more sleep Party People  |
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"A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can't orgasm because it's too hot.
They see a sex therapist, and he recommends that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel while he and his wife make love.
Begrudgingly, the friend says yes.
After 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. So the friend is now having sex with the wife while the husband wafts the towel.
After two minutes, the wife starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had.
The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, "Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel."
One more sleep Party People "
What a finale! Thanks for all the Smut C, they've been brilliant  |
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"A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can't orgasm because it's too hot.
They see a sex therapist, and he recommends that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel while he and his wife make love.
Begrudgingly, the friend says yes.
After 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. So the friend is now having sex with the wife while the husband wafts the towel.
After two minutes, the wife starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had.
The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, "Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel."
One more sleep Party People "
Haha out with a bang so to speak |
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"A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can't orgasm because it's too hot.
They see a sex therapist, and he recommends that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel while he and his wife make love.
Begrudgingly, the friend says yes.
After 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. So the friend is now having sex with the wife while the husband wafts the towel.
After two minutes, the wife starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had.
The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, "Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel."
One more sleep Party People "
Grumpy definitely owes you a drink for doing all these jokes! |
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"A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The wife can't orgasm because it's too hot.
They see a sex therapist, and he recommends that they have a constant supply of cool air in the bedroom, so the man asks his best friend to waft a towel while he and his wife make love.
Begrudgingly, the friend says yes.
After 20 minutes of lovemaking, the woman is no closer to orgasm, so the friend wafting the towel recommends that they switch places. So the friend is now having sex with the wife while the husband wafts the towel.
After two minutes, the wife starts to tremble and lets out an incredible cry as she reaches the most intense orgasm she has ever had.
The husband looks at his friend, and proudly proclaims, "Now that, my friend, is how you waft a fucking towel."
One more sleep Party People
Grumpy definitely owes you a drink for doing all these jokes! "
Yes that's fair tbh .. Kept us entertained haha |
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"Not that you're counting or anything.....
27 Hours and 40 Minutes
Is it the final countdown, now??  "
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I’ll add a joke for the craic.
Reading through gumtree and saw a 50” tv advertised for just a tenner.
6 months old picture perfect, Only issue, volume stuck on maximum.
I thought, “Bloody hell, I can’t turn that down…” 
I’ll get my coat..  |
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"I’ll add a joke for the craic.
Reading through gumtree and saw a 50” tv advertised for just a tenner.
6 months old picture perfect, Only issue, volume stuck on maximum.
I thought, “Bloody hell, I can’t turn that down…”
I’ll get my coat.. "
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"Thread 7 omfg haha ..
Don't need to say too much as it's 48 hours away now ..
Guys spaces full now sorry ...
Couples and Ladies spaces still available..
Social only remember no sexual activity will happen..
What you all choose to do afterwards is obviously your choice entirely..
Last Thread now before the event so come say hello "
I would love to attend this if allowed ?
I also have a female partner that wants to attend with me.
Please do let us know if we could attend?
Look forward to hearing from you soon xxx |
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"Thread 7 omfg haha ..
Don't need to say too much as it's 48 hours away now ..
Guys spaces full now sorry ...
Couples and Ladies spaces still available..
Social only remember no sexual activity will happen..
What you all choose to do afterwards is obviously your choice entirely..
Last Thread now before the event so come say hello
I would love to attend this if allowed ?
I also have a female partner that wants to attend with me.
Please do let us know if we could attend?
Look forward to hearing from you soon xxx"
If you are coming as a couple you will have to pm me please  |
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"Will see you all soon for  and Certainly will Compo
I hope you have polished your dancing shoes
Not happening
That's what you said last time...
I was forced against my will last time "
You loved it |
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"Will see you all soon for and Certainly will Compo
I hope you have polished your dancing shoes
Not happening
That's what you said last time...
I was forced against my will last time
You loved it "
Not dancing tonight |
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"Not long now, just waiting on the courier with my outfit or it may be a back to the drawing board tonight 
Tg x
I am still only certain about my boots and probably fishnets "
As it stands I have nothing bloody evri!  |
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"Not long now, just waiting on the courier with my outfit or it may be a back to the drawing board tonight
Tg x
I am still only certain about my boots and probably fishnets
As it stands I have nothing bloody evri! "
They were Hermes what do you expect .. Useless |
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"Not long now, just waiting on the courier with my outfit or it may be a back to the drawing board tonight
Tg x
I am still only certain about my boots and probably fishnets
As it stands I have nothing bloody evri! "
Oh noooo!! Although... You naked?!? Yaaaaayyyy!!! |
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"Hanging
Looking forward to a recovery roast for lunch
Superb night as always Grumps 
Cheers Compo ..
Roast you say
Ha don't you start that one
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I meant the food variety, that's your perverted mind |
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"I missed my train so didn’t make it to the pub in time, I did make it to the club but didn’t know anyone to say hello! I hope you all had a good night though "
Should have messaged me mate I'd have found ya |
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"Hanging
Looking forward to a recovery roast for lunch
Superb night as always Grumps
Cheers Compo ..
Roast you say
Ha don't you start that one
I meant the food variety, that's your perverted mind "
Hungover perverted mind |
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"Hanging
Looking forward to a recovery roast for lunch
Superb night as always Grumps
Cheers Compo ..
Roast you say
Ha don't you start that one
I meant the food variety, that's your perverted mind
Hungover perverted mind "
It was a heavy night tbf |
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"Hanging
Looking forward to a recovery roast for lunch
Superb night as always Grumps
Cheers Compo ..
Roast you say
Ha don't you start that one
I meant the food variety, that's your perverted mind
Hungover perverted mind
It was a heavy night tbf "
Heavy and lots of fun |
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