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Northampton Fab Social Sat Oct 15th Thread 6 !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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The time has come around again for the next Northampton jamboree .

Saturday October 15th 7pm in a town centre location . Please remember this is a social event only and strictly a non play event.

Anyone found being leery or disrespectful will be thrown out and banned from future events .If you need to book a hotel I'd advise to make it as central as possible as the event is in town centre ..

Pop your name in the thread or pm me to be on the list . Cheers . Grumps ...

I'll be messaging everyone on Tuesday regarding final confirmation/venue details so please allow me to message you on that day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thread 6......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Thread 6......

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Indeed ..

Let's see if we can get to 100 people before next week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thread 6......

Indeed ..

Let's see if we can get to 100 people before next week "

Good news is there aren't rail strikes that weekend, so no excuses !

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)  over a year ago

manchester


"Thread 6......

Indeed ..

Let's see if we can get to 100 people before next week

Good news is there aren't rail strikes that weekend, so no excuses ! "

Is that a super dooper definite???

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Thread 6......

Indeed ..

Let's see if we can get to 100 people before next week

Good news is there aren't rail strikes that weekend, so no excuses !

Is that a super dooper definite???

"

Strikes are this weekend Pix x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thread 6......

Indeed ..

Let's see if we can get to 100 people before next week

Good news is there aren't rail strikes that weekend, so no excuses !

Is that a super dooper definite???

"

Yes, they have to give 14 days notice and nothing announced this week.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Thread 6......

"

Whoop Whoop and the answer is 3 Dreamy

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By *tockyfitguy23Man  over a year ago

Northampton

Can I join

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Can I join "

I've messaged you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thread 6......

Whoop Whoop and the answer is 3 Dreamy "

I knew you'd be going hard-core again that weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thread 6......

Whoop Whoop and the answer is 3 Dreamy "

I'm scared to ask the question

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thread 6......

Whoop Whoop and the answer is 3 Dreamy

I'm scared to ask the question "

How many times Compersion is spanking me whilst I'm bent over the Pool table Mr Blooms.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thread 6......

Whoop Whoop and the answer is 3 Dreamy

I'm scared to ask the question

How many times Compersion is spanking me whilst I'm bent over the Pool table Mr Blooms. "

I've asked you before, please do NOT share those fantasies I told you!

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menus above the bar. It says Hot Dog £2, Cheeseburger £5, and then curiously under deserts Handjob...

He asks the waitress, "I hope you have washed your hands after serving handjobs, as I want a cheeseburger."

9 Days Party People

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menus above the bar. It says Hot Dog £2, Cheeseburger £5, and then curiously under deserts Handjob...

He asks the waitress, "I hope you have washed your hands after serving handjobs, as I want a cheeseburger."

9 Days Party People "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menus above the bar. It says Hot Dog £2, Cheeseburger £5, and then curiously under deserts Handjob...

He asks the waitress, "I hope you have washed your hands after serving handjobs, as I want a cheeseburger."

9 Days Party People "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Room for a slightly loopy one who has been missing in action for a while?

I promise I'll be good and just sit in a dark corner

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Room for a slightly loopy one who has been missing in action for a while?

I promise I'll be good and just sit in a dark corner "

Yes Yes Yes

But no bloody corners

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Room for a slightly loopy one who has been missing in action for a while?

I promise I'll be good and just sit in a dark corner "

Hello stranger haha ..

I'll pop your name down of course

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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" "

Cheers haha ...

Just got home been a tad busy this afternoon lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" "

I like the way that thumb is pointing toward your photo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"

I like the way that thumb is pointing toward your photo "

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bump

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

8 days Party People

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

8 days Party People "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

8 days Party People "

Morning All

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

8 days Party People "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

8 days Party People "

Not bad this one Compo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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Evening Bump

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

8 days Party People

Not bad this one Compo "

Don't get too excited !

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

8 days Party People

Not bad this one Compo

Don't get too excited ! "

I've a couple of gems saved up for next week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

8 days Party People

Not bad this one Compo

Don't get too excited !

I've a couple of gems saved up for next week "

Its a tough crowd here C !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

8 days Party People

Not bad this one Compo

Don't get too excited !

I've a couple of gems saved up for next week

Its a tough crowd here C ! "

I never get too excited as my face gives me away too easy when I'm lying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A family's driving behind a skip truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed and trying to keep her innocence, mum turns around and says, "Don't worry, grandma. That was just an insect." "Wow," she replied. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

8 days Party People

Not bad this one Compo

Don't get too excited !

I've a couple of gems saved up for next week "

I'm waiting for these ones

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?”

7 days to go Party People

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By *indmill and weetabixCouple  over a year ago

Kettering

Is there room for two more ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?”

7 days to go Party People "

like it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Is there room for two more ?"

Yes there certainly is I shall pop your names down

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?”

7 days to go Party People "

Ah, clever

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton

Not long now mudger fudgers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?”

7 days to go Party People "

Just screams Mr Blooms this one .....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Not long now mudger fudgers! "

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"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?”

7 days to go Party People

Just screams Mr Blooms this one ....."

Excuse me ! Compo is perfectly capable of doing her own terrible, sorry wonderful, smutty jokes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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Evening Bump

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By *D of funCouple  over a year ago

Northampton

Hotel is booked, looking forward to meeting new friends...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Hotel is booked, looking forward to meeting new friends... "

Cool see you Saturday

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?”

7 days to go Party People

Just screams Mr Blooms this one .....

Excuse me ! Compo is perfectly capable of doing her own terrible, sorry wonderful, smutty jokes "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?”

7 days to go Party People

Just screams Mr Blooms this one .....

Excuse me ! Compo is perfectly capable of doing her own terrible, sorry wonderful, smutty jokes

"

I'm waiting for the final one....

Needs to be good

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?”

7 days to go Party People

Just screams Mr Blooms this one .....

Excuse me ! Compo is perfectly capable of doing her own terrible, sorry wonderful, smutty jokes

I'm waiting for the final one....

Needs to be good "

Yes Fridays joke needs to be special

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?”

7 days to go Party People

Just screams Mr Blooms this one .....

Excuse me ! Compo is perfectly capable of doing her own terrible, sorry wonderful, smutty jokes

I'm waiting for the final one....

Needs to be good

Yes Fridays joke needs to be special "

As "special" as you? Ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Two guys were sat at the bar, and one says, "I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?" The other guy says, "I don't know. What was her maiden name?”

7 days to go Party People

Just screams Mr Blooms this one .....

Excuse me ! Compo is perfectly capable of doing her own terrible, sorry wonderful, smutty jokes

I'm waiting for the final one....

Needs to be good

Yes Fridays joke needs to be special

As "special" as you? Ha ha "

Special Needs

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

6 days to go Party People

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

6 days to go Party People "

Oooh, May be my favourite so far !

Happy Sunday All

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By *ussle SproutMan  over a year ago

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"A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

6 days to go Party People "

25 days and we finally get a funny one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

6 days to go Party People "

This is good..... ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

6 days to go Party People

25 days and we finally get a funny one "

BLOCKED

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"A man in a hotel lobby turns to go to the front desk, but he accidentally runs into a woman beside him and his elbow bumps into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

6 days to go Party People "

Hahaha best one yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

BUMP .....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s quiet today so some Sunday smut from me.

Two old friends were drinking beer and chatting crap. Both had been married for many years and Dave said, ‘Let’s be honest, I love my wife but fucking the same women year after year does get boring, doesn’t it ?’

‘Well’ replied Bob with a wink, ‘Why don’t you try another entrance ?’

‘What !’ exclaimed Dave. ‘And risk getting her pregnant !’

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s quiet today so some Sunday smut from me.

Two old friends were drinking beer and chatting crap. Both had been married for many years and Dave said, ‘Let’s be honest, I love my wife but fucking the same women year after year does get boring, doesn’t it ?’

‘Well’ replied Bob with a wink, ‘Why don’t you try another entrance ?’

‘What !’ exclaimed Dave. ‘And risk getting her pregnant !’

"

Oh god!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"It’s quiet today so some Sunday smut from me.

Two old friends were drinking beer and chatting crap. Both had been married for many years and Dave said, ‘Let’s be honest, I love my wife but fucking the same women year after year does get boring, doesn’t it ?’

‘Well’ replied Bob with a wink, ‘Why don’t you try another entrance ?’

‘What !’ exclaimed Dave. ‘And risk getting her pregnant !’

"

Hahaha

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. He went to the doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. The doctor asked, "What was the problem?" The elderly man said, "Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. I tried with my left hand... nothing. So my wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth... nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth... still nothing. The doctor replied, "Wait a minute, did you say your wife's friend too?!" The elderly man answered, "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup."

5 days to go Party People

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. He went to the doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. The doctor asked, "What was the problem?" The elderly man said, "Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. I tried with my left hand... nothing. So my wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth... nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth... still nothing. The doctor replied, "Wait a minute, did you say your wife's friend too?!" The elderly man answered, "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup."

5 days to go Party People "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. He went to the doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. The doctor asked, "What was the problem?" The elderly man said, "Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. I tried with my left hand... nothing. So my wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth... nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth... still nothing. The doctor replied, "Wait a minute, did you say your wife's friend too?!" The elderly man answered, "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup."

5 days to go Party People "

Ha ha ha ha

Love this one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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Final pm's will be sent out tomorrow to everyone

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By *ickleOurFancyCouple  over a year ago

Nearby

Heya,

How's the guestlist looking for Saturday?

We have a rare child free night so looking to make some sexy plans

Was planning a trip to Jaydees but we haven't been to a social before and we're thinking that it might be a better environment to chat and get to know some others.

Now we're unsure what to do or where to go.

We usually like to plan way in advance so we can book accommodation - this is leaving it a bit last minute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Heya,

How's the guestlist looking for Saturday?

We have a rare child free night so looking to make some sexy plans

Was planning a trip to Jaydees but we haven't been to a social before and we're thinking that it might be a better environment to chat and get to know some others.

Now we're unsure what to do or where to go.

We usually like to plan way in advance so we can book accommodation - this is leaving it a bit last minute "

Come along ! It is a very mixed and friendly crowd.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Heya,

How's the guestlist looking for Saturday?

We have a rare child free night so looking to make some sexy plans

Was planning a trip to Jaydees but we haven't been to a social before and we're thinking that it might be a better environment to chat and get to know some others.

Now we're unsure what to do or where to go.

We usually like to plan way in advance so we can book accommodation - this is leaving it a bit last minute "

The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

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"Heya,

How's the guestlist looking for Saturday?

We have a rare child free night so looking to make some sexy plans

Was planning a trip to Jaydees but we haven't been to a social before and we're thinking that it might be a better environment to chat and get to know some others.

Now we're unsure what to do or where to go.

We usually like to plan way in advance so we can book accommodation - this is leaving it a bit last minute "

That's OK but yeah it is a social event only .. Drinks Chat and Music in a bar but obviously I would need to know by tomorrow if possible as that's when I send out the final pm's

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By *astflowMan  over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Thread 6......

Indeed ..

Let's see if we can get to 100 people before next week

Good news is there aren't rail strikes that weekend, so no excuses ! "

There is a Royal Mail strike planned on 13th October so I'm going to hand deliver myself on the 15th to avoid any risk me going astray in the post ??

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By *ickleOurFancyCouple  over a year ago

Nearby


"The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf"

OK, so don't people make an extra effort to look good - considering the type of gathering it is?

Is it more of a jeans and top kinda night x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf

OK, so don't people make an extra effort to look good - considering the type of gathering it is?

Is it more of a jeans and top kinda night x"

Loads of us make an effort, all of our evenings end in different ways if you catch my meaning. The evening after the pub is what you make it, as the socials held in a normal pub you won't want to walk in wearing the same outfits that you may have done if you were going to a swingers club is more what the above is hinting at.

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By *ickleOurFancyCouple  over a year ago

Nearby

Ahhhh ok - I get ya!

So it will still be a sexy evening, but just toned down a little

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ahhhh ok - I get ya!

So it will still be a sexy evening, but just toned down a little "

Thats the one

Just the pub isn't aware of it having anything to do with "fab" that's all so we keep who we all are on the low down to keep people's privacy etc etc...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ahhhh ok - I get ya!

So it will still be a sexy evening, but just toned down a little

Thats the one

Just the pub isn't aware of it having anything to do with "fab" that's all so we keep who we all are on the low down to keep people's privacy etc etc...

"

Yes this exactly

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Ahhhh ok - I get ya!

So it will still be a sexy evening, but just toned down a little "

If you wish to attend I'll be sending all attendees final confirmation messages tomorrow with venue details

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By *ickleOurFancyCouple  over a year ago

Nearby

OK, need to chat to Mr and make a decision this evening.

Will let you know

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf

OK, so don't people make an extra effort to look good - considering the type of gathering it is?

Is it more of a jeans and top kinda night x

Loads of us make an effort, all of our evenings end in different ways if you catch my meaning. The evening after the pub is what you make it, as the socials held in a normal pub you won't want to walk in wearing the same outfits that you may have done if you were going to a swingers club is more what the above is hinting at. "

Exactly that. I'm wearing a nice non revealing dress that I can wear in a restaurant without people wondering if I'm on the menu

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf

OK, so don't people make an extra effort to look good - considering the type of gathering it is?

Is it more of a jeans and top kinda night x

Loads of us make an effort, all of our evenings end in different ways if you catch my meaning. The evening after the pub is what you make it, as the socials held in a normal pub you won't want to walk in wearing the same outfits that you may have done if you were going to a swingers club is more what the above is hinting at.

Exactly that. I'm wearing a nice non revealing dress that I can wear in a restaurant without people wondering if I'm on the menu "

And I bet you're already packed!

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf

OK, so don't people make an extra effort to look good - considering the type of gathering it is?

Is it more of a jeans and top kinda night x

Loads of us make an effort, all of our evenings end in different ways if you catch my meaning. The evening after the pub is what you make it, as the socials held in a normal pub you won't want to walk in wearing the same outfits that you may have done if you were going to a swingers club is more what the above is hinting at.

Exactly that. I'm wearing a nice non revealing dress that I can wear in a restaurant without people wondering if I'm on the menu

And I bet you're already packed! "

Of course

I'm absolutelyfuckingoverexcited

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ahhhh ok - I get ya!

So it will still be a sexy evening, but just toned down a little

Thats the one

Just the pub isn't aware of it having anything to do with "fab" that's all so we keep who we all are on the low down to keep people's privacy etc etc...

"

Damn, I was going to wear my 'I'm a Fab Swinger' t-shirt to go with my PVC pants !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ahhhh ok - I get ya!

So it will still be a sexy evening, but just toned down a little

Thats the one

Just the pub isn't aware of it having anything to do with "fab" that's all so we keep who we all are on the low down to keep people's privacy etc etc...

Damn, I was going to wear my 'I'm a Fab Swinger' t-shirt to go with my PVC pants ! "

But, what are you wearing to the social, as I know you rock that look on a daily basis anyway

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"OK, need to chat to Mr and make a decision this evening.

Will let you know "

Ok you'll need to pm me to let me know , cheers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The social is more like mates up the pub rather than sexy tbf

OK, so don't people make an extra effort to look good - considering the type of gathering it is?

Is it more of a jeans and top kinda night x

Loads of us make an effort, all of our evenings end in different ways if you catch my meaning. The evening after the pub is what you make it, as the socials held in a normal pub you won't want to walk in wearing the same outfits that you may have done if you were going to a swingers club is more what the above is hinting at.

Exactly that. I'm wearing a nice non revealing dress that I can wear in a restaurant without people wondering if I'm on the menu

And I bet you're already packed!

Of course

I'm absolutelyfuckingoverexcited "

Ha ha, I can picture that as well...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ahhhh ok - I get ya!

So it will still be a sexy evening, but just toned down a little

Thats the one

Just the pub isn't aware of it having anything to do with "fab" that's all so we keep who we all are on the low down to keep people's privacy etc etc...

Damn, I was going to wear my 'I'm a Fab Swinger' t-shirt to go with my PVC pants !

But, what are you wearing to the social, as I know you rock that look on a daily basis anyway "

You rotter

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I don't have a clue what to wear, I'm normally so well organised

Tg x

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By *rfuxxMan  over a year ago

Northampton

Looking forward to this now. Will be good to see you all in person.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting friends overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. Ben said, "I don't think you should take one. They're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "£10.00 a pill," he replied. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one. " The next morning, Grandpa gave Ben £110 . Ben said, "I told you each pill was £10, not £110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from my wife!"

4 days to go Party People

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grandma and Grandpa were visiting friends overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. Ben said, "I don't think you should take one. They're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "£10.00 a pill," he replied. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one. " The next morning, Grandpa gave Ben £110 . Ben said, "I told you each pill was £10, not £110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from my wife!"

4 days to go Party People "

You're on a roll this week

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I don't have a clue what to wear, I'm normally so well organised

Tg x"

You've 4 days to decide haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Looking forward to this now. Will be good to see you all in person. "

Cheers and see ya Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

so excited!!

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Grandma and Grandpa were visiting friends overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. Ben said, "I don't think you should take one. They're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "£10.00 a pill," he replied. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one. " The next morning, Grandpa gave Ben £110 . Ben said, "I told you each pill was £10, not £110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from my wife!"

4 days to go Party People

You're on a roll this week "

I've saved the best for this week

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Pm's will be sent out today as and when I get the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pm's will be sent out today as and when I get the time "

Pm's will be sent out today to welcome you all to the social.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Pm's will be sent out today as and when I get the time

Pm's will be sent out today to welcome you all to the social. "

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)  over a year ago

manchester

I’m pulling out for personal reasons xx

Sorry Grumps xx

Pix

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’m pulling out for personal reasons xx

Sorry Grumps xx

Pix "

Now I'm sad ..

It's cool no worries

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m pulling out for personal reasons xx

Sorry Grumps xx

Pix "

Ah, no-one likes to pull out.

Hope all is ok and take care

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By *ustanhonestblokeMan  over a year ago

northampton

Cheers grumps.. see you all Saturday

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cheers grumps.. see you all Saturday "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bring it on

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bring it on "

See ya Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’d like to join in the fun!

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

The postman was on his last route before retirement when at the last house. A lady in a negligee opens the door. She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him. The postman stuffs himself and says, "Thank you, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best sex he’s ever had— Finally, they finish and he says, "Thank you, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and says, "I have one more thing for you," and hands him a fiver. Confused, the mailman says, "the breakfast was amazing, the sex was mind-blowing, but what is with the five pounds?"

The lady responds, "Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, 'Hey, tomorrow is the postman’s last day, think we should do something?' And he said, 'Fuck ’em. Give him a fiver.' But breakfast was my idea!”

3 days to go Party People

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By *ussle SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle


"The postman was on his last route before retirement when at the last house. A lady in a negligee opens the door. She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him. The postman stuffs himself and says, "Thank you, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best sex he’s ever had— Finally, they finish and he says, "Thank you, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and says, "I have one more thing for you," and hands him a fiver. Confused, the mailman says, "the breakfast was amazing, the sex was mind-blowing, but what is with the five pounds?"

The lady responds, "Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, 'Hey, tomorrow is the postman’s last day, think we should do something?' And he said, 'Fuck ’em. Give him a fiver.' But breakfast was my idea!”

3 days to go Party People "

TL;DR….. but 3 days to go!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The postman was on his last route before retirement when at the last house. A lady in a negligee opens the door. She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him. The postman stuffs himself and says, "Thank you, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best sex he’s ever had— Finally, they finish and he says, "Thank you, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and says, "I have one more thing for you," and hands him a fiver. Confused, the mailman says, "the breakfast was amazing, the sex was mind-blowing, but what is with the five pounds?"

The lady responds, "Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, 'Hey, tomorrow is the postman’s last day, think we should do something?' And he said, 'Fuck ’em. Give him a fiver.' But breakfast was my idea!”

3 days to go Party People "

Saving the good ones weren't ya

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"The postman was on his last route before retirement when at the last house. A lady in a negligee opens the door. She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him. The postman stuffs himself and says, "Thank you, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best sex he’s ever had— Finally, they finish and he says, "Thank you, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and says, "I have one more thing for you," and hands him a fiver. Confused, the mailman says, "the breakfast was amazing, the sex was mind-blowing, but what is with the five pounds?"

The lady responds, "Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, 'Hey, tomorrow is the postman’s last day, think we should do something?' And he said, 'Fuck ’em. Give him a fiver.' But breakfast was my idea!”

3 days to go Party People

Saving the good ones weren't ya "

Got 2 more gems left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The postman was on his last route before retirement when at the last house. A lady in a negligee opens the door. She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him. The postman stuffs himself and says, "Thank you, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best sex he’s ever had— Finally, they finish and he says, "Thank you, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and says, "I have one more thing for you," and hands him a fiver. Confused, the mailman says, "the breakfast was amazing, the sex was mind-blowing, but what is with the five pounds?"

The lady responds, "Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, 'Hey, tomorrow is the postman’s last day, think we should do something?' And he said, 'Fuck ’em. Give him a fiver.' But breakfast was my idea!”

3 days to go Party People

Saving the good ones weren't ya

Got 2 more gems left "

This was good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Compo delivers again

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By *astflowMan  over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"The postman was on his last route before retirement when at the last house. A lady in a negligee opens the door. She takes him by the hand and leads him into the house where he finds a complete breakfast feast laid out for him. The postman stuffs himself and says, "Thank you, this was wonderful, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and informs him there’s more, then leads him into the bedroom where she proceeds to give him the best sex he’s ever had— Finally, they finish and he says, "Thank you, this was amazing, but I really should finish my route."

She stops him and says, "I have one more thing for you," and hands him a fiver. Confused, the mailman says, "the breakfast was amazing, the sex was mind-blowing, but what is with the five pounds?"

The lady responds, "Well, my husband and I were watching TV last night when I said, 'Hey, tomorrow is the postman’s last day, think we should do something?' And he said, 'Fuck ’em. Give him a fiver.' But breakfast was my idea!”

3 days to go Party People "

Crying ??????

Keep 'em coming

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By *iinkMan  over a year ago

enniscorthy

How will I know who is who? Keen to meet new people and make new friends..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"How will I know who is who? Keen to meet new people and make new friends.. "

Most won't lol , it's about chatting and getting to know everyone mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How will I know who is who? Keen to meet new people and make new friends.. "

We play a game of naked Twister in the pub , soon know people then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How will I know who is who? Keen to meet new people and make new friends..

We play a game of naked Twister in the pub , soon know people then "

Yes and she cheats so I always get her arse in my face!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How will I know who is who? Keen to meet new people and make new friends..

We play a game of naked Twister in the pub , soon know people then

Yes and she cheats so I always get her arse in my face! "

Hey!!

I can't help the size of my butt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

getting so close now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How will I know who is who? Keen to meet new people and make new friends..

We play a game of naked Twister in the pub , soon know people then

Yes and she cheats so I always get her arse in my face!

Hey!!

I can't help the size of my butt "

Ah, your butt is very fine, I've just got a huge head

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"getting so close now "

Not long now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Afternoon Bump

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dusting my dress off, it's been a while haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dusting my dress off, it's been a while haha "

Be good to see ya again

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By *iggy5Man  over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Yes, not long Grumpy. Really looking forward to our fab Saturday soirée!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dusting my dress off, it's been a while haha

Be good to see ya again "

And you! It's been a long old time

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"Dusting my dress off, it's been a while haha

Be good to see ya again

And you! It's been a long old time"

Wtf are you wearing?!?! I have no ideas!! Apart from my boots lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dusting my dress off, it's been a while haha

Be good to see ya again

And you! It's been a long old time

Wtf are you wearing?!?! I have no ideas!! Apart from my boots lol"

Well I thought my pvc crotchless catsuit with pink nipple tassels and red top hat would look amazeballs....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dusting my dress off, it's been a while haha

Be good to see ya again

And you! It's been a long old time

Wtf are you wearing?!?! I have no ideas!! Apart from my boots lol

Well I thought my pvc crotchless catsuit with pink nipple tassels and red top hat would look amazeballs....

"

But then thought it might be a litte boring so going for the black dress boots and fishnet look ...I'm so predictable

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton


"Dusting my dress off, it's been a while haha

Be good to see ya again

And you! It's been a long old time

Wtf are you wearing?!?! I have no ideas!! Apart from my boots lol

Well I thought my pvc crotchless catsuit with pink nipple tassels and red top hat would look amazeballs....

But then thought it might be a litte boring so going for the black dress boots and fishnet look ...I'm so predictable "

Oh! Now I wanna see the fucking cat suit!

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By *ultured Gent16Man  over a year ago

close.

Been a while since the last time I was here.

Hope you all have a great time.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yes, not long Grumpy. Really looking forward to our fab Saturday soirée!"

Really isn't long now

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Dusting my dress off, it's been a while haha

Be good to see ya again

And you! It's been a long old time

Wtf are you wearing?!?! I have no ideas!! Apart from my boots lol

Well I thought my pvc crotchless catsuit with pink nipple tassels and red top hat would look amazeballs....

But then thought it might be a litte boring so going for the black dress boots and fishnet look ...I'm so predictable "

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By *aughty GrandadMan  over a year ago

Northants

[Removed by poster at 12/10/22 22:51:57]

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By *ustanhonestblokeMan  over a year ago

northampton


"Dusting my dress off, it's been a while haha

Be good to see ya again

And you! It's been a long old time

Wtf are you wearing?!?! I have no ideas!! Apart from my boots lol

Well I thought my pvc crotchless catsuit with pink nipple tassels and red top hat would look amazeballs....

But then thought it might be a litte boring so going for the black dress boots and fishnet look ...I'm so predictable

Oh! Now I wanna see the fucking cat suit! "

I hope not....I'm picking her up..... second thoughts.... we might be late

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

[Removed by poster at 13/10/22 03:02:02]

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People "

Morning

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By *lue.eyed.beautMan  over a year ago

Midlands

Enough for one more? I don’t take up much space

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Enough for one more? I don’t take up much space "

As per my status mate ..

I'm waiting to hear back on a couple of other guys confirmation.

If either pulls out I'll pm you later today mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People "

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home "

Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home "

We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Enough for one more? I don’t take up much space "

A guy has cancelled so as I can't pm you I've enlisted a good friend to message you mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all.... "

I'd rather I was behind you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....

I'd rather I was behind you "

Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....

I'd rather I was behind you

Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse...."

Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....

I'd rather I was behind you

Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....

Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me "

I send my sympathy now to poor Betty and Ethel down the road from you, the next 5 minutes of their lives will be the best ever .....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....

I'd rather I was behind you

Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....

Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me

I send my sympathy now to poor Betty and Ethel down the road from you, the next 5 minutes of their lives will be the best ever ....."

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....

I'd rather I was behind you

Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....

Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me

I send my sympathy now to poor Betty and Ethel down the road from you, the next 5 minutes of their lives will be the best ever .....

Ouch "

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....

I'd rather I was behind you

Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....

Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me

I send my sympathy now to poor Betty and Ethel down the road from you, the next 5 minutes of their lives will be the best ever .....

Ouch "

Thats what they'll both say when he pops a hip out......Rampant man is Blooms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....

I'd rather I was behind you

Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....

Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me

I send my sympathy now to poor Betty and Ethel down the road from you, the next 5 minutes of their lives will be the best ever .....

Ouch

Thats what they'll both say when he pops a hip out......Rampant man is Blooms "

When I'm rampant it's more likely I'll poke an eye out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

We all get old one days Blooms, you're just a bit ahead of us all that's all....

I'd rather I was behind you

Right that's it..... I'm asking the Care home to stop letting you out on day release you get worse....

Wait until you find out I've escaped and took a months supply of Viagra with me

I send my sympathy now to poor Betty and Ethel down the road from you, the next 5 minutes of their lives will be the best ever .....

Ouch

Thats what they'll both say when he pops a hip out......Rampant man is Blooms

When I'm rampant it's more likely I'll poke an eye out "

I'll loan you a stool, we all know everything shrinks with age....

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ?? "

Last one tomorrow morning

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ??

Last one tomorrow morning "

It best be a corker then

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By *lue.eyed.beautMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"Enough for one more? I don’t take up much space

A guy has cancelled so as I can't pm you I've enlisted a good friend to message you mate "

Sorted, thanks again

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ??

Last one tomorrow morning

It best be a corker then "

It's definitely pant wettingly worthy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ??

Last one tomorrow morning

It best be a corker then

It's definitely pant wettingly worthy "

I don't wear pants

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By *lue.eyed.beautMan  over a year ago

Midlands

Is there a group chat for the people going on Saturday? Last social I went to had one for people to talk and get to know eachother prior to meeting which was quite nice

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Is there a group chat for the people going on Saturday? Last social I went to had one for people to talk and get to know eachother prior to meeting which was quite nice "

No not on this one sorry ..

I go by trust that everyone is a decent person..

Enough people know me by now so all will be fine believe me .

Will be an easy going fun evening

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By *lue.eyed.beautMan  over a year ago

Midlands


"Is there a group chat for the people going on Saturday? Last social I went to had one for people to talk and get to know eachother prior to meeting which was quite nice

No not on this one sorry ..

I go by trust that everyone is a decent person..

Enough people know me by now so all will be fine believe me .

Will be an easy going fun evening "

I’m sure it will, well I’ll see you Saturday mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ??

Last one tomorrow morning

It best be a corker then

It's definitely pant wettingly worthy "

I will make sure I don't read this one until after my morning wee first then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ??

Last one tomorrow morning

It best be a corker then

It's definitely pant wettingly worthy

I don't wear pants "

Totally just put me off my pudding with that mental image

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ??

Last one tomorrow morning

It best be a corker then

It's definitely pant wettingly worthy

I will make sure I don't read this one until after my morning wee first then "

Jeebus, TMI from you and Grumps this evening!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grandma woke up and told Grandpa "I dreamt I was shopping in Harrods". Grandpa then told Grandma " I dreamt I was in a threesome". Grandma asked "was I there?". Grandpa replied "No. You were shopping in Harrods"...

2 days to go Party People

These pensioner jokes are a bit close to home

Are we getting one more joke tomorrow or a bonus one Saturday morning too ??

Last one tomorrow morning

It best be a corker then

It's definitely pant wettingly worthy

I will make sure I don't read this one until after my morning wee first then

Jeebus, TMI from you and Grumps this evening! "

You wanted to know admit it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ? "

It's me and my famous playlists

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ?

It's me and my famous playlists "

Can I ask for requests?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ? "

Yes I've sorted that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ?

It's me and my famous playlists

Can I ask for requests?"

I will have to download some from your era......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ?

It's me and my famous playlists

Can I ask for requests?

I will have to download some from your era...... "

Any George Formby will do me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ?

Yes I've sorted that "

Yaay, thanks Grumps

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ?

It's me and my famous playlists

Can I ask for requests?

I will have to download some from your era......

Any George Formby will do me "

Seriously at least some Everly Brothers haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ?

It's me and my famous playlists

Can I ask for requests?

I will have to download some from your era......

Any George Formby will do me

Seriously at least some Everly Brothers haha "

What a night this will be....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ?

It's me and my famous playlists

Can I ask for requests?

I will have to download some from your era......

Any George Formby will do me

Seriously at least some Everly Brothers haha

What a night this will be.... "

Late December back in 63

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I forgot to ask..is there a DJ at the chosen venue ?

It's me and my famous playlists

Can I ask for requests?

I will have to download some from your era......

Any George Formby will do me

Seriously at least some Everly Brothers haha

What a night this will be.... "

On that note, open new thread please Grumps!

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