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Northampton Fab Social Sat October 15th Thread 5!!!
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"My wife gave me a handjob the other day using Vaseline... I had to cum three times trying to wash that shit off... 17 days Party People "My appraisal is above ^ | |||
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"Can I please come on the 15th Gloria " Your name is already on the list  | |||
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"Bumping away "Standard for you | |||
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"Bumping away
Standard for you "Oi... 
I don't bump. I grind baby | |||
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"Bumping away
Standard for you
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I don't bump. I grind baby "I don't see nothing wrong .... | |||
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"how often is this social? x" Every 4 months ... Feb Jun and October | |||
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"how often is this social? x Every 4 months ... Feb Jun and October "Need the other months in-between to recover......ha | |||
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"how often is this social? x Every 4 months ... Feb Jun and October
Need the other months in-between to recover......ha "Speak for yourself I'm always sensible  | |||
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"how often is this social? x Every 4 months ... Feb Jun and October
Need the other months in-between to recover......ha
Speak for yourself I'm always sensible "You're the first one to drop | |||
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"does anybody want to chat more? just so we have a friendly face as it’s our first time at one of these "Aww...we're all super friendly. Everyone is so nice. But happy to chat and say helloooo! | |||
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"does anybody want to chat more? just so we have a friendly face as it’s our first time at one of these "I'll answer any questions/ reservations you may have at any time | |||
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"how often is this social? x Every 4 months ... Feb Jun and October
Need the other months in-between to recover......ha
Speak for yourself I'm always sensible
You're the first one to drop " | |||
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"how often is this social? x Every 4 months ... Feb Jun and October
Need the other months in-between to recover......ha
Speak for yourself I'm always sensible
You're the first one to drop
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"how often is this social? x Every 4 months ... Feb Jun and October
Need the other months in-between to recover......ha
Speak for yourself I'm always sensible
You're the first one to drop your trousers " | |||
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"Checking in..... at my age remind me what I'm checking in for please someone "Grumpys buying the first round.... | |||
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"how often is this social? x Every 4 months ... Feb Jun and October
Need the other months in-between to recover......ha
Speak for yourself I'm always sensible
You're the first one to drop
You know she's incorrect "I've virtually carried you back to the train station before now ha ha | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People " Early bird today! | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People
Early bird today! "The best thing about briefly waking at 3am is going back to sleep Leo | |||
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"where is everyone staying? would be fun if a lot of us are staying in the same hotel! "The night never ends at the pub.... we usually go round the corner to the Gay bar/ club and don't usually leave until around 2am/3am. | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People
Early bird today!
The best thing about briefly waking at 3am is going back to sleep Leo "Ah yes, that blissful second sleep ! | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People "This one made me laugh.... We would all be afraid to cough! Ha ha | |||
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"Checking in..... at my age remind me what I'm checking in for please someone
Grumpys buying the first round.... "Who said that ? | |||
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"how often is this social? x Every 4 months ... Feb Jun and October
Need the other months in-between to recover......ha
Speak for yourself I'm always sensible
You're the first one to drop
You know she's incorrect
I've virtually carried you back to the train station before now ha ha "Never happened | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People "I thought they were getting better each day | |||
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"where is everyone staying? would be fun if a lot of us are staying in the same hotel!
The night never ends at the pub.... we usually go round the corner to the Gay bar/ club and don't usually leave until around 2am/3am."This basically | |||
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"Checking in..... at my age remind me what I'm checking in for please someone
Grumpys buying the first round....
Who said that ? "I don't know but I heard someone | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People
I thought they were getting better each day "#Sharted# | |||
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"Checking in..... at my age remind me what I'm checking in for please someone
Grumpys buying the first round....
Who said that ?
I don't know but I heard someone "Hmmmm  | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People
I thought they were getting better each day "I find them humorous | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People
I thought they were getting better each day
I find them humorous "Haha you know I'm taking the piss .. Don't stop | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People
I thought they were getting better each day
I find them humorous
Haha you know I'm taking the piss ..
Don't stop "Definately don't stop doing them because if you do everyone will have to endure my smutty jokes! | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People
I thought they were getting better each day
I find them humorous
Haha you know I'm taking the piss ..
Don't stop "I meant more that, as long as I find them humourous
And until you sack me yes you are stuck with them | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People
I thought they were getting better each day
I find them humorous
Haha you know I'm taking the piss ..
Don't stop
Definately don't stop doing them because if you do everyone will have to endure my smutty jokes! "And they're always filth | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People
I thought they were getting better each day
I find them humorous
Haha you know I'm taking the piss ..
Don't stop
I meant more that, as long as I find them humourous
And until you sack me yes you are stuck with them "Haha ill keep you on the payroll | |||
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"Number 5! Blimey " | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People
I thought they were getting better each day
I find them humorous
Haha you know I'm taking the piss ..
Don't stop
I meant more that, as long as I find them humourous
And until you sack me yes you are stuck with them
Haha ill keep you on the payroll "Mines a sex on the beach  | |||
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"The pharmacy owner asks, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" His assistant replied "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I suggested a bottle of laxative." The owner replies, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" "Oh yeah?" the assistant says, "Look at him. He's afraid to cough!" 16 days Party People
I thought they were getting better each day
I find them humorous
Haha you know I'm taking the piss ..
Don't stop
I meant more that, as long as I find them humourous
And until you sack me yes you are stuck with them
Haha ill keep you on the payroll
Mines a sex on the beach "In Northampton | |||
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"Room for a not so little un? "You are welcome of course | |||
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"Room for a not so little un?
You are welcome of course "Marvellous! | |||
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"Room for a not so little un?
You are welcome of course
Marvellous! "Oh bloody hell | |||
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"Room for a not so little un?
You are welcome of course
Marvellous!
Oh bloody hell "You love it! | |||
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"Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says, "I had the best time last night. I had sex with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?" "Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Sean had a goatee." 15 days Party People "early post again x | |||
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"Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says, "I had the best time last night. I had sex with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?" "Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Sean had a goatee." 15 days Party People
early post again x" | |||
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"Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says, "I had the best time last night. I had sex with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?" "Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Sean had a goatee." 15 days Party People "Haha good one today | |||
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"Two guys are at a bar. One of them looks to the other and says, "I had the best time last night. I had sex with twins!" The other asks, "How could you tell them apart?" "Well, Jessica had long, beautiful, blonde hair, and Sean had a goatee." 15 days Party People "This one made me laugh | |||
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"Evening bump…. Been a while for me lol Pix " That sounds so wrong but OK | |||
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"I'm looking forward to this. It's been ages since I made it to a social x" Yaay! | |||
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"I'm looking forward to this. It's been ages since I made it to a social x" Cool be good to meet you | |||
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"Just popping my head in "Can't see your head haha | |||
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"Just popping my head in
Can't see your head haha "I didn’t say what I was popping it into  | |||
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"Just popping my head in
Can't see your head haha
I didn’t say what I was popping it into "Probably best I don't know haha | |||
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"I'm looking forward to this. It's been ages since I made it to a social x Cool be good to meet you "We've met, am I that forgettable? | |||
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"I'm looking forward to this. It's been ages since I made it to a social x Cool be good to meet you
We've met, am I that forgettable? "In Manchester I haven't forgotten haha but we didn't chat for long .. I plan to rectify that | |||
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"I'm looking forward to this. It's been ages since I made it to a social x Cool be good to meet you
We've met, am I that forgettable?
In Manchester I haven't forgotten haha but we didn't chat for long ..
I plan to rectify that " | |||
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"Just popping my head in "..you sure it's not one of your Sprouts? | |||
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"I'm looking forward to this. It's been ages since I made it to a social x Cool be good to meet you
We've met, am I that forgettable?
In Manchester I haven't forgotten haha but we didn't chat for long ..
I plan to rectify that
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"I'm looking forward to this. It's been ages since I made it to a social x Cool be good to meet you
We've met, am I that forgettable?
In Manchester I haven't forgotten haha but we didn't chat for long ..
I plan to rectify that
"Good save Grumps ! | |||
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"I'm looking forward to this. It's been ages since I made it to a social x" Will be great to see you again x | |||
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"A woman asked her friend, "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" The friend replied, "I made a simple rule: Sex will begin at 7 pm sharp, whether he is there or not." 2 weeks today Party People " | |||
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"A woman asked her friend, "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" The friend replied, "I made a simple rule: Sex will begin at 7 pm sharp, whether he is there or not." 2 weeks today Party People "Morning C Another cracker ! | |||
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"Just popping my head in
..you sure it's not one of your Sprouts? "Are you and compy trying to see who can tell the worst jokes? | |||
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"Just popping my head in
..you sure it's not one of your Sprouts?
Are you and compy trying to see who can tell the worst jokes? "Wait until you get us both in the same room then! | |||
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"Just popping my head in
..you sure it's not one of your Sprouts?
Are you and compy trying to see who can tell the worst jokes?
Wait until you get us both in the same room then! "In the pub!! I mean in the pub...... oh god!  | |||
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"Just popping my head in
..you sure it's not one of your Sprouts?
Are you and compy trying to see who can tell the worst jokes?
Wait until you get us both in the same room then! "I shall ignore your corrective message below and hold you to this one
I do have wispa golds to share | |||
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"Just popping my head in
..you sure it's not one of your Sprouts?
Are you and compy trying to see who can tell the worst jokes?
Wait until you get us both in the same room then!
In the pub!!
I mean in the pub...... oh god! "Hahahahahaha | |||
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missed the last one ! | |||
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"OK I'd like to sign up for this one please missed the last one !"Cool yes I'll pop your name down | |||
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"Awesome. Thanks buddy " | |||
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"Just popping my head in
..you sure it's not one of your Sprouts?
Are you and compy trying to see who can tell the worst jokes?
Wait until you get us both in the same room then!
In the pub!!
I mean in the pub...... oh god! "How many tequilas have you had Dreamy | |||
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"Just popping my head in
..you sure it's not one of your Sprouts?
Are you and compy trying to see who can tell the worst jokes?
Wait until you get us both in the same room then! "Will you please stop sharing my fantasies! | |||
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"Just popping my head in
..you sure it's not one of your Sprouts?
Are you and compy trying to see who can tell the worst jokes?
Wait until you get us both in the same room then!
In the pub!!
I mean in the pub...... oh god!
How many tequilas have you had Dreamy "I've had too much chocolate today, the sugars kicked in clearly!
I do apologise | |||
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"Just popping my head in
..you sure it's not one of your Sprouts?
Are you and compy trying to see who can tell the worst jokes?
Wait until you get us both in the same room then!
Will you please stop sharing my fantasies! "Filth you Blooms | |||
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"Just popping my head in
..you sure it's not one of your Sprouts?
Are you and compy trying to see who can tell the worst jokes?
Wait until you get us both in the same room then!
Will you please stop sharing my fantasies!
Filth you Blooms "Nah, just excellent taste | |||
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"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist... 13 days Party People "Haha getting better | |||
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"I'm looking forward to this. It's been ages since I made it to a social x Will be great to see you again x" Yes! Such fun! | |||
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"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist... 13 days Party People "Best yet ! | |||
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"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist... 13 days Party People "My poor innocent mind! | |||
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"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist... 13 days Party People
My poor innocent mind! "* We need a Pinocchio emoji * | |||
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"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist... 13 days Party People
My poor innocent mind!
* We need a Pinocchio emoji *
"He actually is in one of my jokes to come | |||
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"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist... 13 days Party People
My poor innocent mind!
* We need a Pinocchio emoji *
He actually is in one of my jokes to come "I'm looking forward to that one ha ha | |||
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"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist... 13 days Party People
My poor innocent mind!
* We need a Pinocchio emoji *
He actually is in one of my jokes to come "what do you call a pinnocchio shaped sex toy? Fuck knows. | |||
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"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist... 13 days Party People
My poor innocent mind!
* We need a Pinocchio emoji *
He actually is in one of my jokes to come what do you call a pinnocchio shaped sex toy?
Fuck knows. " | |||
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"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist... 13 days Party People
My poor innocent mind!
* We need a Pinocchio emoji *
He actually is in one of my jokes to come what do you call a pinnocchio shaped sex toy?
Fuck knows. "If you've spoiled Compos joke she ain't gonna be happy | |||
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"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist... 13 days Party People
My poor innocent mind!
* We need a Pinocchio emoji *
He actually is in one of my jokes to come what do you call a pinnocchio shaped sex toy?
Fuck knows.
If you've spoiled Compos joke she ain't gonna be happy " | |||
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"On a hot summer day. Two ladies are painting in the living room in the nude when they hear a knock on the door. Flustered, one says, "Who is it?" followed by a man's voice saying, "Blind man." Figuring the man wouldn't see anything, they open the door. The man walks in and says, "Nice tits ladies. Now, where do you want me to install these blinds?" 12 days Party People "This one will have Mr Blooms laughing.... | |||
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"On a hot summer day. Two ladies are painting in the living room in the nude when they hear a knock on the door. Flustered, one says, "Who is it?" followed by a man's voice saying, "Blind man." Figuring the man wouldn't see anything, they open the door. The man walks in and says, "Nice tits ladies. Now, where do you want me to install these blinds?" 12 days Party People
This one will have Mr Blooms
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"On a hot summer day. Two ladies are painting in the living room in the nude when they hear a knock on the door. Flustered, one says, "Who is it?" followed by a man's voice saying, "Blind man." Figuring the man wouldn't see anything, they open the door. The man walks in and says, "Nice tits ladies. Now, where do you want me to install these blinds?" 12 days Party People "Haha my kind of humour that | |||
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"On a hot summer day. Two ladies are painting in the living room in the nude when they hear a knock on the door. Flustered, one says, "Who is it?" followed by a man's voice saying, "Blind man." Figuring the man wouldn't see anything, they open the door. The man walks in and says, "Nice tits ladies. Now, where do you want me to install these blinds?" 12 days Party People
Haha my kind of humour that "Doesn't take much....... | |||
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"On a hot summer day. Two ladies are painting in the living room in the nude when they hear a knock on the door. Flustered, one says, "Who is it?" followed by a man's voice saying, "Blind man." Figuring the man wouldn't see anything, they open the door. The man walks in and says, "Nice tits ladies. Now, where do you want me to install these blinds?" 12 days Party People
Haha my kind of humour that
Doesn't take much......."Oi you | |||
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Did you know Pinocchio has a brother ?
His name is Pistachio - every time he lies his nuts grow.
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"I've got another Pinocchio joke.
Did you know Pinocchio has a brother ?
His name is Pistachio - every time he lies his nuts grow.
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"Any room left? " Yes you are welcome of course | |||
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"I've got another Pinocchio joke.
Did you know Pinocchio has a brother ?
His name is Pistachio - every time he lies his nuts grow.
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"Any room left? Yes you are welcome of course "Brilliant Look forward to the invite | |||
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"Any room left? Yes you are welcome of course
Brilliant
Look forward to the invite "I will doing the final messages next week | |||
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"Room for a not so little un? "Yessss!!! Tg x | |||
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"I've got another Pinocchio joke.
Did you know Pinocchio has a brother ?
His name is Pistachio - every time he lies his nuts grow.
Oh good "I thought so | |||
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"Any room left? Yes you are welcome of course
Brilliant
Look forward to the invite "Looking forward to seeing you both x | |||
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"What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day... Anal sex will make your hole weak. 11 days Party People "11 days I should start my diet | |||
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"What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your whole day... Anal sex will make your hole weak. 11 days Party People "Oh god hahaha | |||
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"Following for future events "Should be Feb hopefully.. Still spaces for this one too | |||
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Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The Bus was full of priests except for one seat.
Pinocchio took the seat and said "Thank God I'm not a real boy"!
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"Well its too quiet in here as usual..... time for an inappropriate joke!
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The Bus was full of priests except for one seat.
Pinocchio took the seat and said "Thank God I'm not a real boy"!
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"Well its too quiet in here as usual..... time for an inappropriate joke!
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The Bus was full of priests except for one seat.
Pinocchio took the seat and said "Thank God I'm not a real boy"!
Oh god "What? | |||
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"Well its too quiet in here as usual..... time for an inappropriate joke!
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The Bus was full of priests except for one seat.
Pinocchio took the seat and said "Thank God I'm not a real boy"!
Oh god
What? "That would offend some on here | |||
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"Well its too quiet in here as usual..... time for an inappropriate joke!
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The Bus was full of priests except for one seat.
Pinocchio took the seat and said "Thank God I'm not a real boy"!
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"Well its too quiet in here as usual..... time for an inappropriate joke!
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The Bus was full of priests except for one seat.
Pinocchio took the seat and said "Thank God I'm not a real boy"!
Not sure you've got the hang of this joke business "Was Pinocchio the first to want nsa fun ??? | |||
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"Well its too quiet in here as usual..... time for an inappropriate joke!
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The Bus was full of priests except for one seat.
Pinocchio took the seat and said "Thank God I'm not a real boy"!
Not sure you've got the hang of this joke business
Was Pinocchio the first to want nsa fun ??? "Now that's funny ! | |||
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"Looking forward to meeting everyone "It'll be about time! | |||
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"Well its too quiet in here as usual..... time for an inappropriate joke!
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The Bus was full of priests except for one seat.
Pinocchio took the seat and said "Thank God I'm not a real boy"!
Oh god
What?
That would offend some on here "To be fair, what doesn't offend on Fab these days....
It's a joke nothing more nothing less | |||
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"Well its too quiet in here as usual..... time for an inappropriate joke!
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The Bus was full of priests except for one seat.
Pinocchio took the seat and said "Thank God I'm not a real boy"!
Not sure you've got the hang of this joke business
Was Pinocchio the first to want nsa fun ??? "Clever, I see what you did there | |||
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"Well its too quiet in here as usual..... time for an inappropriate joke!
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The Bus was full of priests except for one seat.
Pinocchio took the seat and said "Thank God I'm not a real boy"!
Not sure you've got the hang of this joke business "sshhh Blooms | |||
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"Well its too quiet in here as usual..... time for an inappropriate joke!
Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome.
The Bus was full of priests except for one seat.
Pinocchio took the seat and said "Thank God I'm not a real boy"!
Oh god
What?
That would offend some on here
To be fair, what doesn't offend on Fab these days....
It's a joke nothing more nothing less "Totally agree but some don't get that haha | |||
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"Following for future events
Should be Feb hopefully..
Still spaces for this one too "Can't make this one unfortunately  | |||
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"Following for future events
Should be Feb hopefully..
Still spaces for this one too
Can't make this one unfortunately "No worries | |||
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"A Disney variation: Why wasn't the porn version of Snow White successful ? Too many short comings. "Including Grumpy | |||
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"Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box... 10 days Party People "this one tickled me , good morning x | |||
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"Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box... 10 days Party People "Hahahahaha | |||
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"Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box... 10 days Party People
this one tickled me , good morning x"It's a Good Un. . Good Morning Everyone | |||
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"Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box... 10 days Party People
this one tickled me , good morning x
It's a Good Un. . Good Morning Everyone "Morning Mr Blooms | |||
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"Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box... 10 days Party People "Not bad not bad | |||
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"Morning all "Alright Sprouts | |||
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"* ANNOUNCEMENT * Just so you all know I shall be sending all attendees final confirmation / venue details via PM on Tuesday.. So for anyone who has single guys blocked please open your filters on Tuesday to allow me to message you the details .. Cheers , Grumps "Makes a note to message everyone who I can’t message now on Tuesday | |||
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"* ANNOUNCEMENT * Just so you all know I shall be sending all attendees final confirmation / venue details via PM on Tuesday.. So for anyone who has single guys blocked please open your filters on Tuesday to allow me to message you the details .. Cheers , Grumps
Makes a note to message everyone who I can’t message now on Tuesday " | |||
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"* ANNOUNCEMENT * Just so you all know I shall be sending all attendees final confirmation / venue details via PM on Tuesday.. So for anyone who has single guys blocked please open your filters on Tuesday to allow me to message you the details .. Cheers , Grumps "Whoop Whoop will start packing soon | |||
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"* ANNOUNCEMENT * Just so you all know I shall be sending all attendees final confirmation / venue details via PM on Tuesday.. So for anyone who has single guys blocked please open your filters on Tuesday to allow me to message you the details .. Cheers , Grumps
Whoop Whoop will start packing soon "Already | |||
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"* ANNOUNCEMENT * Just so you all know I shall be sending all attendees final confirmation / venue details via PM on Tuesday.. So for anyone who has single guys blocked please open your filters on Tuesday to allow me to message you the details .. Cheers , Grumps "Or, message me and for the price of a Malibu n Coke ,I'll tell you where it's being held | |||
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"* ANNOUNCEMENT * Just so you all know I shall be sending all attendees final confirmation / venue details via PM on Tuesday.. So for anyone who has single guys blocked please open your filters on Tuesday to allow me to message you the details .. Cheers , Grumps
Whoop Whoop will start packing soon "How many adventures do you have that weekend booked in? | |||
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"* ANNOUNCEMENT * Just so you all know I shall be sending all attendees final confirmation / venue details via PM on Tuesday.. So for anyone who has single guys blocked please open your filters on Tuesday to allow me to message you the details .. Cheers , Grumps
Or, message me and for the price of a Malibu n Coke ,I'll tell you where it's being held "I might change my mind yet | |||
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"* ANNOUNCEMENT * Just so you all know I shall be sending all attendees final confirmation / venue details via PM on Tuesday.. So for anyone who has single guys blocked please open your filters on Tuesday to allow me to message you the details .. Cheers , Grumps
Or, message me and for the price of a Malibu n Coke ,I'll tell you where it's being held
I might change my mind yet "I doubt it | |||
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"I'm a complete noob to this event.. what to expect?? "Simply drinks music and laughter in a pub and a chance to meet new people mate | |||
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"I'm a complete noob to this event.. what to expect??
Simply drinks music and laughter in a pub and a chance to meet new people mate "All for that awesome | |||
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"I'm a complete noob to this event.. what to expect??
Simply drinks music and laughter in a pub and a chance to meet new people mate "You forgot the dancing | |||
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"I'm a complete noob to this event.. what to expect??
Simply drinks music and laughter in a pub and a chance to meet new people mate
All for that awesome" | |||
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"I'm a complete noob to this event.. what to expect??
Simply drinks music and laughter in a pub and a chance to meet new people mate
You forgot the dancing "Told you before I don't dance | |||
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"I'm a complete noob to this event.. what to expect??
Simply drinks music and laughter in a pub and a chance to meet new people mate
You forgot the dancing
Told you before I don't dance "Now I know that's not true! Just need to get Dreamy on the Dancefloor then my work is done here | |||
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"I'm a complete noob to this event.. what to expect?? "A life changing experience that you'll never be able to unsee again.... | |||
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"I'm a complete noob to this event.. what to expect??
Simply drinks music and laughter in a pub and a chance to meet new people mate
You forgot the dancing
Told you before I don't dance
Now I know that's not true! Just need to get Dreamy on the Dancefloor then my work is done here "I don't dance...... I drink | |||
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