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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.
A bit of a technical question from me:
Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish? |
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"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.
A bit of a technical question from me:
Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?"
It probably makes you the next YouTube sensation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope, you're gay
Please change your profile post haste
Shit. You wake up one day and BANG! Just like that!
Well, might just as well embrace it  "
Its the BANG part that does it |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.
A bit of a technical question from me:
Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?"
Greedy. |
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"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.
A bit of a technical question from me:
Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?
It probably makes you the next YouTube sensation "
Definitely the next level on the boing videos  |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
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"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.
A bit of a technical question from me:
Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?"
I guess this goes for a lot of people on this site then , as there seems to be a lot of people on here up their own arse !!!  |
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"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.
A bit of a technical question from me:
Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?"
If it's just the tip, you are selfish.
If it's just 2-3 inches, you are gay.
If it's 7-10 inches, tell me your yoga workout, thanks |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.
A bit of a technical question from me:
Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?
If it's just the tip, you are selfish.
If it's just 2-3 inches, you are gay.
If it's 7-10 inches, tell me your yoga workout, thanks "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Day seven of isolation
Best time to pay attention to self-exploration 
Made me chuckle. Keep up the good work. What's happening tomorrow "
Ass to mouth of course!  |
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"Day seven of isolation
Best time to pay attention to self-exploration
Made me chuckle. Keep up the good work. What's happening tomorrow
Ass to mouth of course! "
Need video evidence of this said act  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho "
Think he was joking. |
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"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.
A bit of a technical question from me:
Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?
If it's just the tip, you are selfish.
If it's just 2-3 inches, you are gay.
If it's 7-10 inches, tell me your yoga workout, thanks
How do you know "
There was nothing on telly that night.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho
Think he was joking."
Could of told me earlier, Save me wasting half an hour trying to fold my self in half |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho
Think he was joking.
Could of told me earlier, Save me wasting half an hour trying to fold my self in half "
You would need a cock with a downward bend to it, you could just pass it through your legs and tuck it up there nicely. Do you have a downward bend? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alright, I'm sure this topic has been spoken of before, but couldn't find it.
A bit of a technical question from me:
Keeping in mind that I don't quite enjoy it and I do it rather reluctantly, if I stick my penis up my own arse, does that make me homosexual/bi, or just selfish?"
is it hard?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho
Think he was joking.
Could of told me earlier, Save me wasting half an hour trying to fold my self in half
You would need a cock with a downward bend to it, you could just pass it through your legs and tuck it up there nicely. Do you have a downward bend? "
 can’t say I do, slight curve to the right is all I have |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho
Think he was joking.
Could of told me earlier, Save me wasting half an hour trying to fold my self in half
You would need a cock with a downward bend to it, you could just pass it through your legs and tuck it up there nicely. Do you have a downward bend?
can’t say I do, slight curve to the right is all I have "
You will have to carry on sticking it in someone else then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho
Think he was joking.
Could of told me earlier, Save me wasting half an hour trying to fold my self in half
You would need a cock with a downward bend to it, you could just pass it through your legs and tuck it up there nicely. Do you have a downward bend?
can’t say I do, slight curve to the right is all I have
You will have to carry on sticking it in someone else then "
oh rest assured lady, that’s my only intention  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Wow, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this one. I’m I only the one who didn’t know this was a thing? Never in my life have I heard of a bloke sticking his own dick in his own arse. Cant even imagine how you manage this one, but if I had a dick long enough I’d save it for other people’s arseholes not my own. Each to their own tho
Think he was joking.
Could of told me earlier, Save me wasting half an hour trying to fold my self in half "
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exible
You are straight but are willing to play with guys to please the room as it were.
