Botty all lubed up

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

should I pick up the guitar or the dildo

By *panners2006Man over a year ago

Aldershot

Guitar, but use plenty of lube

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unless your ass can play chords I’d stick with the dildo.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you used the guitar and farted what tune would be played ?