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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house.
I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window  x |
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"And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house.
I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x"
Send him to mine, he can grapple with my vestibule  |
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"And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house.
I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x
Send him to mine, he can grapple with my vestibule "
Haha awesome, ok  x |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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.... When you start licking the window panes and notice that you have hairs on your palms as well as crippling RSI....
Thank heavens for Joe Wicks & Mr Motivator to keep us fit & healthy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you see a bus go past and think “there’s people on there, I could talk so someone! You don’t do it though, social isolation or not, you can’t go that far just for human contact xx |
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"When you see a bus go past and think “there’s people on there, I could talk so someone! You don’t do it though, social isolation or not, you can’t go that far just for human contact xx"
When you look out the window and see buses going to Preston and you can only dream of those far flung exotic places |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you start disinfecting your shopping.
When you start disinfecting your disinfectant  "
Don’t laugh I did. I saw the supermarket shelf stacker with her grubby mits all over the bottles  |
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then... "
Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate |
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then...
Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate "
Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Waiting in the queue at Tesco’s , is like waiting to go on a ride at Alton towers , the anticipation and excitement, moving closer to the entrance, sweet dripping from your head that they may have toilet rolls inside |
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then...
Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate
Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while "
Get down to Lidls! They have ooodles of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then...
Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate
Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while
Get down to Lidls! They have ooodles of it "
And they have pastry! Result! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then...
Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate
Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while
Get down to Lidls! They have ooodles of it
And they have pastry! Result!"
Yup!
Aaaaaannd I noticed they had bagged up all the open cakes and bread! This gave me a proper happy because I can't walk past their bakery section without tutting at the lack of sneeze guards and knowing that a great dirty Herbert has had their fingers all over it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"15 minutes in Farm Foods now is as exciting as 2 weeks in Barbados would have been back then...
Yup and the sudden exclamation of "wow! Pasta! Who knew!" I was that excited I bought quilted bog roll to celebrate
Pasta??? Bloody hell. I haven’t seen pasta for a while
Get down to Lidls! They have ooodles of it
And they have pastry! Result!
Yup!
Aaaaaannd I noticed they had bagged up all the open cakes and bread! This gave me a proper happy because I can't walk past their bakery section without tutting at the lack of sneeze guards and knowing that a great dirty Herbert has had their fingers all over it! "
This just keeps getting better! |
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"Waiting in the queue at Tesco’s , is like waiting to go on a ride at Alton towers , the anticipation and excitement, moving closer to the entrance, sweet dripping from your head that they may have toilet rolls inside "
Have they introduced height restrictions? Can only be a matter of time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You know you're going stir crazy when the neighbour says (from a safe distance of 10 metres) "It's a bit chillier today isn't it?" and you laugh hysterically, doubled over, as if they told you the funniest joke in the world, and you can't stop it.
Also, when your eyes well-up when you drive past the shittiest pub in town, and it's closed. |
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"You know you're going stir crazy when the neighbour says (from a safe distance of 10 metres) "It's a bit chillier today isn't it?" and you laugh hysterically, doubled over, as if they told you the funniest joke in the world, and you can't stop it.
Also, when your eyes well-up when you drive past the shittiest pub in town, and it's closed."
Aww bless x |
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"And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house.
I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x"
I get this iv been climbing trees |
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"And when you boyfriend who is a great rock climber has started mapping a route and actually climbing the outside of your house.
I never thought I would see a torso right outside my kitchen window x"
You lucky thing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you wash your van at work to avoid going home and sitting alone any longer than you have to, to be fair it was 4 months overdue a proper wash.
And I also know how lucky I am to still be able to get out to work to break the monotony. |
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