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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So guys we need your help. I have a couple of friends looking for a guy that fits a specific list of requirements. I will not tell you the ladies names, it's up to them if they choose to message.
So lady 1 is looking for
Minimum height 5ft11, great sense of humour and hung like a horse. No blond's please
If you fit this, type your comment as lady 1
Lady 2 is looking for
Minimum height 6ft, intelligent, not a cunt and a 7inch dick.
If you fit this type lady 2 in your comment.
Us ladies thank you
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times."
I think it’s the perfect time to chat to potential meets. Knowing full well they won’t be getting any for a good while will show if they are a keeper or not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times.
I think it’s the perfect time to chat to potential meets. Knowing full well they won’t be getting any for a good while will show if they are a keeper or not. "
This  |
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"Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times.
I think it’s the perfect time to chat to potential meets. Knowing full well they won’t be getting any for a good while will show if they are a keeper or not. "
exactly, something to look forward to isn't it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times."
 I didn't realise you could get corona off a website. Haha
I think they just want a laugh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's a bit of fun people, if it turns to conversation and maybe something after lockdown then great, I've helped my friend's. If not, it's not the end of the world. Let's be nice please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a bit of fun people, if it turns to conversation and maybe something after lockdown then great, I've helped my friend's. If not, it's not the end of the world. Let's be nice please"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lady 1 - dam I'm a dark blond
But I will definitely like to try my luck with lady 2
I’m sure she’ll be flattered to be your 2nd choice! Lady 2 without a doubt but we come as a pair  "
Single, pair I'm up for either |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lady 2, and Lady 1 if the horse is hung to same size requirements as Lady 2.
There must be a small dicked horse out there somewhere getting pissed off with this stereotype. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do not think it is wise for any women to be looking for anything at these present times.
I think it’s the perfect time to chat to potential meets. Knowing full well they won’t be getting any for a good while will show if they are a keeper or not. "
This 100% |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And yeah "friends" heard that one before
Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol "
Her???
My profile didn't disappear as you put it, it's been hidden for ages,this post was genuinely for some friends. Not quite sure how else I can explain it or why I should have to??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And yeah "friends" heard that one before
Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol "
She regularly sees big cocks
Just the human kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And yeah "friends" heard that one before
Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol
Her???
My profile didn't disappear as you put it, it's been hidden for ages,this post was genuinely for some friends. Not quite sure how else I can explain it or why I should have to??? "
Nope you don’t and as one of the friends I thank you |
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"And yeah "friends" heard that one before
Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol
Her???
My profile didn't disappear as you put it, it's been hidden for ages,this post was genuinely for some friends. Not quite sure how else I can explain it or why I should have to???
Nope you don’t and as one of the friends I thank you "
No you don’t. And as one on my friends, I thank you too |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"And yeah "friends" heard that one before
Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol
Probably not a wise move "
Hahahahaha I know like a bunch of hyenas cracking up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And yeah "friends" heard that one before
Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol
Probably not a wise move
Hahahahaha I know like a bunch of hyenas cracking up "
You’ve lost the plot ain’t ya  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And yeah "friends" heard that one before
Hahaha did you notice her profile disappeared.. just ask if she wants to see big cock lol
Probably not a wise move
Hahahahaha I know like a bunch of hyenas cracking up "
Hyenas???? We were trying to have some fun. Why did you come on here just to antagonist and insult me and my friends? Bugger off somewhere else if that's the case! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there "
Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there
Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes "
Haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there
Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes "
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there
Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes "
You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there
Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes
You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter .. "
Behave then? |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there
Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes
You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter ..
Behave then?"
I'll be good and behave |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there
Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes
You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter .. "
Your 'banter' as you call it isn't funny, you're insulting people, people you don't even know. Go and find somewhere else to play or play nice, it isn't hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there
Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes
You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter ..
Behave then?
I'll be good and behave "
Oh I like that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there
Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes
You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter .. "
Ahhh, banter, that magical word that excuses bad behaviour  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol
Pick James, please pick James. "
No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man??? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol
Pick James, please pick James.
No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man??? "
It may help him to grow up.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol
Pick James, please pick James.
No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man???
It may help him to grow up. "
Yeah right! Got more chance of me finding a unicorn |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol
Pick James, please pick James.
No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man???
It may help him to grow up.
Yeah right! Got more chance of me finding a unicorn "
I keep telling you I'll help you find one with my magic wand. Lol |
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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago
milton keynes |
"Two girls claiming to be one of the friends .. Northern Ireland and Florida USA. So no loss there
Yep..just found another reason to avoid Milton Keynes
You've jumped from Northern Ireland to UK now .. not something to get serious about at all just banter ..
Behave then?
I'll be good and behave
Oh I like that..."
Anything for you miss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol
Pick James, please pick James.
No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man???
It may help him to grow up.
Yeah right! Got more chance of me finding a unicorn
I keep telling you I'll help you find one with my magic wand. Lol"
Hehe! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol
Pick James, please pick James.
No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man???
It may help him to grow up.
Yeah right! Got more chance of me finding a unicorn
I keep telling you I'll help you find one with my magic wand. Lol
Hehe! "
Just call me 'fatgalf the horny' . |
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"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?
Awww. Thanks for the offer and you're a pal, but I only like ladies.  "
...but think of the potential shenanagins on the road?
They would write songs!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As long as taller than 5ft I’m happy be bonus if hung but as long as not micro think I’d take it for optionlady 3 lol
Pick James, please pick James.
No don't encourage that! You really want to set someone up with that man???
It may help him to grow up.
Yeah right! Got more chance of me finding a unicorn
I keep telling you I'll help you find one with my magic wand. Lol
Hehe!
Just call me 'fatgalf the horny' . "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?
Awww. Thanks for the offer and you're a pal, but I only like ladies.
...but think of the potential shenanagins on the road?
They would write songs! "
Exactly this! We could do route 66 and have places named after chunky and cole |
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I reckon them requirements wipe out most of the single males on here
5.11 is not average height
Neither is a 7 inch cock
5.7 is average height
And 4 point 5 is the average cock size
Good luck searching for mr perfect
On top of that he has to be coincidentally single
I guess your odds are similar to matching 5 numbers on the lotto |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reckon them requirements wipe out most of the single males on here
5.11 is not average height
Neither is a 7 inch cock
5.7 is average height
And 4 point 5 is the average cock size
Good luck searching for mr perfect
On top of that he has to be coincidentally single
I guess your odds are similar to matching 5 numbers on the lotto "
I match lady 2 so it cant be that hard |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I reckon them requirements wipe out most of the single males on here
5.11 is not average height
Neither is a 7 inch cock
5.7 is average height
And 4 point 5 is the average cock size
Good luck searching for mr perfect
On top of that he has to be coincidentally single
I guess your odds are similar to matching 5 numbers on the lotto "
Hang on - I'm 'Mr Perfect'. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chunky, shall we run of together been as we get on?
Sorry, he's mine
I'll fight you for him 
Im her champion, so you'll have to fight me. Lol"
Alas, I cant fight you mr chunky, i yeald good sir  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hang on guys - we're supposed to be helping sparkles & friends.
Not me, just friends. I'm not interested
Helping you to find guys for your friends. Xxxxxx"
Okay  xx |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Hang on guys - we're supposed to be helping sparkles & friends.
Not me, just friends. I'm not interested
Helping you to find guys for your friends. Xxxxxx
Okay xx"
Besides - you're mine, remember. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hang on guys - we're supposed to be helping sparkles & friends.
Not me, just friends. I'm not interested
Helping you to find guys for your friends. Xxxxxx
Okay xx
Besides - you're mine, remember. "
Yep! xx |
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"So guys we need your help. I have a couple of friends looking for a guy that fits a specific list of requirements. I will not tell you the ladies names, it's up to them if they choose to message.
So lady 1 is looking for
Minimum height 5ft11, great sense of humour and hung like a horse. No blond's please
If you fit this, type your comment as lady 1
Lady 2 is looking for
Minimum height 6ft, intelligent, not a cunt and a 7inch dick.
If you fit this type lady 2 in your comment.
Us ladies thank you
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Well I dont fit either of them for tallness, but im not bovered about a persons height.
As long as im tall enough for her to lean on me while fresh or d*unk.
If needs must id carry her to the car and carry her into home, putting her to bed to sleep it off.
Im not hung like a horse and dont act like a cunt either with it.
Just an average person, That likes to please and cheer a person.
At least I dont have blonde hair.
Im not into requirements but I do love to cuddle and spoon up. |
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