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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ladies .... do you need a penis ?

Men .... is there a woman who you would like to offer your penis to?

I’m part of ‘help in the community’ and after many discussions, it seems this is very important.

Public declarations are welcomed as are private messages.

We all need something to look forward to ??

Right ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need penis. Please apply on here or on me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely need something to look forward to , I applaud your community spirit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need penis. Please apply on here or on me.

A very classy lady my friends

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By *angOnBunnyCouple over a year ago

Ipswich

We both need a penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Definitely need something to look forward to , I applaud your community spirit! "

I’m here for everyone’s needs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We both need a penis"

I hope you get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need penis. Please apply on here or on me.

A very classy lady my friends

Pm me ffs not on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need penis. Please apply on here or on me.

A very classy lady my friends

Pm me ffs not on me

Apply on you ??

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Imagining one right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely need something to look forward to , I applaud your community spirit!

I’m here for everyone’s needs"

Oh my

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Okay. So. I do need a penis (and the human attached to it as well). I do not know if said penis needs me. If you are the penis wielding owner I am referring to, let me know if your penis needs me.

*so much penis it's like a lexicon gangbang.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if you're a man who "needs" another penis to play with? Or indeed any other body part of either gender? Is that catered to here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A penis would be most welcome right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Imagining one right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Okay. So. I do need a penis (and the human attached to it as well). I do not know if said penis needs me. If you are the penis wielding owner I am referring to, let me know if your penis needs me.

*so much penis it's like a lexicon gangbang. "

The person attached to it too .... I forgot that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What if you're a man who "needs" another penis to play with? Or indeed any other body part of either gender? Is that catered to here?

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have one penis for me and one fabulous arse for D please ?

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Here Here!!!! Fill my box please

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Happy to offer my penis if its needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My box is dry

Where are the men ??

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By *ikesEmBigMan over a year ago

Herts

Mines a bargain bucket penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy to offer my penis if its needed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want some.

Only if I like them, pretty ones only!!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"What if you're a man who "needs" another penis to play with? Or indeed any other body part of either gender? Is that catered to here?

Absolutely

Phew, I'm in the right place then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Okay. So. I do need a penis (and the human attached to it as well). I do not know if said penis needs me. If you are the penis wielding owner I am referring to, let me know if your penis needs me.

*so much penis it's like a lexicon gangbang. "

This is where we find out what happens when someone gets a million messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do with one when corona is over, any takers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The perfect post! Craving some attention and lockdown has me bouncing off the walls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in ladies.. I have a penis to offer in exchange lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup"
erm lock down

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That’s the spirit

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Definitely would like to meet a lady for future encounters and of course to very much fulfilled your needs

I’ve got a dick but I’m not a dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like some penis please. I'd also like some boobs if that's not too greedy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want some.

Only if I like them, pretty ones only!!"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

There is but, she needs to provide food first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like some penis please. I'd also like some boobs if that's not too greedy

"
you can have my penis lovely

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"What if you're a man who "needs" another penis to play with? Or indeed any other body part of either gender? Is that catered to here?

Covering all bases

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By *reelanderMan over a year ago

rotherham

Free to good home,full working order and luvs being active

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I could do with one when corona is over, any takers? "

I’ve seen #3, thank you again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There is but, she needs to provide food first "

So ... to get your penis , she needs to give you food ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup erm lock down "

erm middle finger emoji

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like some penis please. I'd also like some boobs if that's not too greedy

you can have my penis lovely

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There is but, she needs to provide food first

So ... to get your penis , she needs to give you food ?"

If you bake him cookies you get "extras"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup erm lock down

erm middle finger emoji"

Don't ask to meet people then you absolute tool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe I could use penis....hmmm...does it come with a hug?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"What if you're a man who "needs" another penis to play with? Or indeed any other body part of either gender? Is that catered to here?

Covering all bases

You know me SC...like to keep my options open

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There is but, she needs to provide food first

So ... to get your penis , she needs to give you food ?

If you bake him cookies you get "extras"

Haha I’ll bring my own extras

Pah

Baking to get penis ?? No no

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Maybe I could use penis....hmmm...does it come with a hug? "

How about a hug without a penis necessarily being attached?

Attached to the deal obviously, it not being attached to the person providing the hug might not work quite so well if it were a bloke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup erm lock down

erm middle finger emoji

Don't ask to meet people then you absolute tool

Try realising its a joke

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What if you're a man who "needs" another penis to play with? Or indeed any other body part of either gender? Is that catered to here?

Well said that man, I need ( . )( . ) as well

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I need penis. Please apply on here or on me.

A very classy lady my friends

Pm me ffs not on me

Too late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe I could use penis....hmmm...does it come with a hug?

How about a hug without a penis necessarily being attached?

Attached to the deal obviously, it not being attached to the person providing the hug might not work quite so well if it were a bloke

Sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how about a good cuddle first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

penis and pub for me

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Ladies .... do you need a penis ?

Men .... is there a woman who you would like to offer your penis to?

I’m part of ‘help in the community’ and after many discussions, it seems this is very important.

Public declarations are welcomed as are private messages.

We all need something to look forward to ??

Right ??"

As a public service, you can have mine OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love a 6-7.5 inch penis to play with

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"penis and pub for me

Sure

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I need penis. Please apply on here or on me.

A very classy lady my friends

Pm me ffs not on me

Apply on you ??"

Is there a special name for that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies .... do you need a penis ?

Men .... is there a woman who you would like to offer your penis to?

I’m part of ‘help in the community’ and after many discussions, it seems this is very important.

Public declarations are welcomed as are private messages.

We all need something to look forward to ??

Right ??

As a public service, you can have mine OP

Woooooop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd love a 6-7.5 inch penis to play with "

All you need to do is ask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd love a 6-7.5 inch penis to play with "

How dare you! We are in lock down!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Keep it friendly people

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Having a penis can be extremely useful, unfortunately some of it is to get a 20% pay rise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need an open leg photo ....

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Ladies .... do you need a penis ?

Men .... is there a woman who you would like to offer your penis to?

I’m part of ‘help in the community’ and after many discussions, it seems this is very important.

Public declarations are welcomed as are private messages.

We all need something to look forward to ??

Right ??

As a public service, you can have mine OP

Woooooop

Winner winner, lockdown dinner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"how about a good cuddle first.

And a kiss ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies .... do you need a penis ?

Men .... is there a woman who you would like to offer your penis to?

I’m part of ‘help in the community’ and after many discussions, it seems this is very important.

Public declarations are welcomed as are private messages.

We all need something to look forward to ??

Right ??

As a public service, you can have mine OP

Woooooop

Winner winner, lockdown dinner

You’re a smooth one

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I need an open leg photo ....

Don’t we all??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I definitely need something to look forward to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I request penis and vagina? On separate people, or the strap on variety will do.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Ladies .... do you need a penis ?

Men .... is there a woman who you would like to offer your penis to?

I’m part of ‘help in the community’ and after many discussions, it seems this is very important.

Public declarations are welcomed as are private messages.

We all need something to look forward to ??

Right ??"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will lend out Garry on the promise I get one in return

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I like to share my penis. It really enjoys attention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need an open leg photo ....

Don’t we all??"

Perverted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can request mine as soon as this is all blown over... Wow!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup erm lock down

erm middle finger emoji

Don't ask to meet people then you absolute tool

Try realising its a joke"

The first part you wrote wasn't a joke. It was a clear statement to say you could be at their house in 20 mins. That sounded like an offer to me.. Hit me up buttercup - then you replied to say to someone else how dare they we are in lock down.. Which was quite facetious - play by the rules!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still waiting....

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan over a year ago

Norwich

"I want some.

Only if I like them, pretty ones only!!"

How pretty did you have in mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd love a 6-7.5 inch penis to play with

How dare you! We are in lock down!"

Dont worry, you arent invited

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Please help me lovely Floro find a lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like to share my penis. It really enjoys attention. "

Shocking confession

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan over a year ago

Norwich

Oh I forgot I'm in

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"I like to share my penis. It really enjoys attention.

Shocking confession

Who’d have thunk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please help me lovely Floro find a lady."

I can’t help you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I definitly need penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup erm lock down

erm middle finger emoji

Don't ask to meet people then you absolute tool

Try realising its a joke

Sounded like an offer....to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still waiting....

Would you like to share my offer ??

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I need an open leg photo ....

Don’t we all??

Perverted "

Erm.......you said it first!!

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan over a year ago

Norwich

"I'd love a 6-7.5 inch penis to play with "

Ooh bugger that's me out then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still waiting....

Me too, can join my hug if you would like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup erm lock down

erm middle finger emoji

Don't ask to meet people then you absolute tool

Try realising its a joke

It’s Ok ok ok

We love you both

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need an open leg photo ....

Don’t we all??

Perverted

Erm.......you said it first!!

Because you’re the only one to offer me a bloody penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup erm lock down

erm middle finger emoji

Don't ask to meet people then you absolute tool

Try realising its a joke

Sounded like an offer....to you"

Not to me, to the person your replied to on the chat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still waiting....

Me too, can join my hug if you would like? "

Always

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd love a 6-7.5 inch penis to play with

How dare you! We are in lock down!

Dont worry, you arent invited

Its ok, I'm well below the minimum size limit anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup erm lock down

erm middle finger emoji

Don't ask to meet people then you absolute tool

Try realising its a joke

Sounded like an offer....to you

Not to me, to the person your replied to on the chat.

Never mind, just go back to your crayons

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"Still waiting....

You can have my boiing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Please leave egos at the door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please leave egos at the door "

I have to, my ego doesnt fit through the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please leave egos at the door

I have to, my ego doesnt fit through the door"

Truth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup erm lock down

erm middle finger emoji

Don't ask to meet people then you absolute tool

Try realising its a joke

It’s Ok ok ok

We love you both

Haha thanks. Being a good citizen here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The offer is here

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Here Here!!!! Fill my box please

I happily fill your box.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We seek genuine players who like to kik chat to get to know one another, not ones who bugger off after 2 or 3 messages because they don’t get a photo album full of us!!!x

Please

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Only 2?? Sigh......

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan over a year ago

Norwich

Does op want a nakie hug?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please leave egos at the door

I have to, my ego doesnt fit through the door

Truth

But serious. Like, 20 minutes, tops

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By *atisfaction91Man over a year ago

Norwich

I have a penis I would like to offer

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I need an open leg photo ....

Don’t we all??

Perverted

Erm.......you said it first!!

Because you’re the only one to offer me a bloody penis"

Ah well, you can settle for your one offer then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please leave egos at the door

I have to, my ego doesnt fit through the door

Truth

But serious. Like, 20 minutes, tops

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup erm lock down

erm middle finger emoji

Don't ask to meet people then you absolute tool

Try realising its a joke

Sounded like an offer....to you

Not to me, to the person your replied to on the chat.

Never mind, just go back to your crayons

Your just a prick lad.. Now do one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need my penis, I’m not giving it to anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need an open leg photo ....

Don’t we all??

Perverted

Erm.......you said it first!!

Because you’re the only one to offer me a bloody penis

Ah well, you can settle for your one offer then

Ahhh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need my penis, I’m not giving it to anyone

Selfish

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Still waiting....

No point offering you, it’s hardly a secret to you

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I'd like some penis please. I'd also like some boobs if that's not too greedy

I can do both if you are ok with removable boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please leave egos at the door

I have to, my ego doesnt fit through the door

Truth

But serious. Like, 20 minutes, tops

15 "

On my way

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Still waiting....

Me too, can join my hug if you would like? "

Would you like mine Sparkles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup erm lock down

erm middle finger emoji

Don't ask to meet people then you absolute tool

Try realising its a joke

Sounded like an offer....to you

Not to me, to the person your replied to on the chat.

Never mind, just go back to your crayons

Your just a prick lad.. Now do one"

Can't I'm on lock down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can be at your house in literally 20 minutes to give you a good dicking

Hit me up butter cup erm lock down

erm middle finger emoji

Don't ask to meet people then you absolute tool

Try realising its a joke

Sounded like an offer....to you

Not to me, to the person your replied to on the chat.

Never mind, just go back to your crayons

Your just a prick lad.. Now do one"

Deary me you two!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need my penis, I’m not giving it to anyone

Selfish

I’m quite attached to it. It’s not like a sock that I can take off and give to people. You can have my sock. Not too stinky and it is only a letter different from my cock.

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By *atisfaction91Man over a year ago

Norwich

I need some lovin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a penis available, it's rather old though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a penis

I dont believe you haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still waiting....

Me too, can join my hug if you would like?

Would you like mine Sparkles

Yes please! Only if your attached to it though

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I need penis. Please apply on here or on me.

Been applying several times a day, phones currently in a bag of rice

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

"I need my penis, I’m not giving it to anyone

Ooh Doc that’s not like you, thought you were a sharer

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"I need my penis, I’m not giving it to anyone

Would you allow someone to borrow it if they promised to return it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a penis to offer but seems to be everyone on here doesn’t like the though of using a younger mans penis! It’s a shame!

haha!

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

My penis is available to pre-order. Book now to be at the front of the queue when the lockdown ends!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There is a declaration I could make. Even after all these years, I’m still short of years.

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

If anyone wants it I can send it in the post

I'm not using it atm maybe you can get some use out of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I own a penis, any females are welcome to message for a chat?

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

I’m in the mood to ride a penis and have my boobies sucked whilst I do......

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"I’m in the mood to ride a penis and have my boobies sucked whilst I do......

Can I reserve a ride?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a penis to offer but seems to be everyone on here doesn’t like the though of using a younger mans penis! It’s a shame!

haha!"

There are some ladies and probably men that like younger guys !

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I have a penis to offer but seems to be everyone on here doesn’t like the though of using a younger mans penis! It’s a shame!

haha!"

You’ve got to get in early, like at Tesco in the mornings now or there’s nothing left. I got in early and bagged the OP so that’s a result!!

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"I’m in the mood to ride a penis and have my boobies sucked whilst I do......

Can I reserve a ride?"

Mmmmm I sound like a fun fair!

. Can we have a pool again?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"I’m in the mood to ride a penis and have my boobies sucked whilst I do......

Can I reserve a ride?

Mmmmm I sound like a fun fair!

. Can we have a pool again?

Yes! That was a lot of fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a penis to offer but seems to be everyone on here doesn’t like the though of using a younger mans penis! It’s a shame!

haha!

You’ve got to get in early, like at Tesco in the mornings now or there’s nothing left. I got in early and bagged the OP so that’s a result!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need penis. Please apply on here or on me.

Been applying several times a day, phones currently in a bag of rice

You’re on my list for when I’m ready for couples again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a penis to offer but seems to be everyone on here doesn’t like the though of using a younger mans penis! It’s a shame!

haha!

You’ve got to get in early, like at Tesco in the mornings now or there’s nothing left. I got in early and bagged the OP so that’s a result!!

Bagged the op ?

Sheesh

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"I’m in the mood to ride a penis and have my boobies sucked whilst I do......

Can I reserve a ride?

Mmmmm I sound like a fun fair!

. Can we have a pool again?

Yes! That was a lot of fun

Deal

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I have a penis to offer but seems to be everyone on here doesn’t like the though of using a younger mans penis! It’s a shame!

haha!

You’ve got to get in early, like at Tesco in the mornings now or there’s nothing left. I got in early and bagged the OP so that’s a result!!

Bagged the op ?

Sheesh "

I’m giving the poor bloke hope here.....shhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a penis to offer but seems to be everyone on here doesn’t like the though of using a younger mans penis! It’s a shame!

haha!

You’ve got to get in early, like at Tesco in the mornings now or there’s nothing left. I got in early and bagged the OP so that’s a result!!

Bagged the op ?

Sheesh

I’m giving the poor bloke hope here.....shhhh

Ahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in the mood to ride a penis and have my boobies sucked whilst I do......

Ruddy lockdown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies .... do you need a penis ?

Men .... is there a woman who you would like to offer your penis to?

I’m part of ‘help in the community’ and after many discussions, it seems this is very important.

Public declarations are welcomed as are private messages.

We all need something to look forward to ??

Right ??"

I would like to offer my penis and possibly receive one too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ladies .... do you need a penis ?

Men .... is there a woman who you would like to offer your penis to?

I’m part of ‘help in the community’ and after many discussions, it seems this is very important.

Public declarations are welcomed as are private messages.

We all need something to look forward to ??

Right ??

I would like to offer my penis and possibly receive one too..."

Greedy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies .... do you need a penis ?

Men .... is there a woman who you would like to offer your penis to?

I’m part of ‘help in the community’ and after many discussions, it seems this is very important.

Public declarations are welcomed as are private messages.

We all need something to look forward to ??

Right ??

I would like to offer my penis and possibly receive one too...

Greedy

"
very

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies .... do you need a penis ?

Men .... is there a woman who you would like to offer your penis to?

I’m part of ‘help in the community’ and after many discussions, it seems this is very important.

Public declarations are welcomed as are private messages.

We all need something to look forward to ??

Right ??

I would like to offer my penis and possibly receive one too...

Greedy

very "

The Joy's of being bi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Offering my penis and brains, mostly my penis to a lovely woman x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like to offer my penis to the women, sharing is caring after all

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

After all the lock down restraint, an hour or so of more restraint wouldn’t go amiss when this is over.

Just need that right lady.

You cannot imagine the amount of times lock came up as lick.

Need my fingers on a diet, or to get my head around parapraxis error.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"After all the lock down restraint, an hour or so of more restraint wouldn’t go amiss when this is over.

Just need that right lady.

You cannot imagine the amount of times lock came up as lick.

Need my fingers on a diet, or to get my head around parapraxis error.

I have fat fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a new vibe, I’m bored with the one I’ve got and the other 2 broke

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By *urbsMan over a year ago

Colchester/Ipswich

I would like to offer my penis in these troubled times if its of any use to someone, it's old but still in full working order

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I need a new vibe, I’m bored with the one I’ve got and the other 2 broke

Anne Summers have got a sale on so worth a look

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

My penis is available for bookings

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My penis is available for bookings

I’ve sharpied you in already

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"My penis is available for bookings

I’ve sharpied you in already "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My penis is available for bookings

I’ve sharpied you in already

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By *enn68Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I have a penis that is available to classy and sassy lady

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By *hedevilKTWoman over a year ago

milton keynes

When this is over I need a line of penises not just one form an orderly queue spaced apart for safety ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When this is over I need a line of penises not just one form an orderly queue spaced apart for safety ofcourse "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"how about a good cuddle first.

And a kiss ?"

I may stretch to that.....

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"When this is over I need a line of penises not just one form an orderly queue spaced apart for safety ofcourse "

Cool, do we take a ticket or is there a booking system?

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By *ingle ex cuckMan over a year ago

chester

I can offer a tongue but I guess a woman wants more

I give a nice massage and I’m meticulous with a duster and Hoover

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"My penis is available for bookings

I’ve sharpied you in already

Will it still be green?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It took some time but k have looked at all the posts a d it seems not any females in Bedford need a penus

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By *hythmic DriverMan over a year ago

Croydon

I'm here to offer my penis. Sadly it's not 2 metres long so will have to wait until the lockdown is over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or a penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My penis will be available after lockdown #cockdown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A declaration of penile offering.

Six months of planning to commence.

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