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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"well as the thread is about men .....................
Yeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss ?
Is it a quiz ?
I don't know, you started the thread 
I'd say it's K ?"
50/50 chance and you still get it wrong lol |
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well, standing up for all the big guys on here, we should all stop shagging.
apparently we are the cause of the world crash (probably weigh it down too much and knocked it off its axis), scrounge too much in benefits (cakes arent cheap you know) and just breed more chubbies (that will eat and eat and use your skinny kids to pick the crap from between their teeth)
then the world would be a better place.
but remember, without us you would have no:
fighting on the beaches!
GORDONS ALIVE!!!!
stars at night
bat out of hell
hancock films
the list goes on.
so, just think on, fascists!
your lives would be so much worse off without us fatblokes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As I already mentioned in the Doctors calling you fat thread please refrain from using the term Fat
I prefer 'Dimensionally Superior'
I can see the need for an addendum to the Fab Glossary detailing when Medium Build Becomes Curvy Becomes Cuddly becomes Fat
and when Small becomes Medium becomes WE becomes VWE becomes VVWE becomes Whimper
I know I would much prefer to be labelled and judged on my physical attributes rather than the person I am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who cares! some people suit being larger than skinny i get pissed off by fat blokes who think they can comment on a woman who dosnt look like they belong on the front cover of FHM just seems necky to me.Same same for chicks that dont wont blokes that dont come of the front cover of mens health (people need to have a word with their self). I blame the media for making every one think we all have to sit in this perfect body bubble what a load of shit! People are to self concious now as a result. |
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Sorry all you bears but you're not my type. 
That's animal discrimination, that is... I'm calling the RSPCA! 
Wolf
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Nice to see you standing up for your brother bears but I didn't mention wolves!
(don't get me started on wolves...  ) |
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"Who cares! some people suit being larger than skinny i get pissed off by fat blokes who think they can comment on a woman who dosnt look like they belong on the front cover of FHM just seems necky to me.Same same for chicks that dont wont blokes that dont come of the front cover of mens health (people need to have a word with their self). I blame the media for making every one think we all have to sit in this perfect body bubble what a load of shit! People are to self concious now as a result."
Hold your tummy in when you post xx |
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"Who cares! some people suit being larger than skinny i get pissed off by fat blokes who think they can comment on a woman who dosnt look like they belong on the front cover of FHM just seems necky to me.Same same for chicks that dont wont blokes that dont come of the front cover of mens health (people need to have a word with their self). I blame the media for making every one think we all have to sit in this perfect body bubble what a load of shit! People are to self concious now as a result."
I think it would sink in better if you came up to Yorkshire give me a good seeing Oooops! I meant talking to! |
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"Who cares! some people suit being larger than skinny i get pissed off by fat blokes who think they can comment on a woman who dosnt look like they belong on the front cover of FHM just seems necky to me.Same same for chicks that dont wont blokes that dont come of the front cover of mens health (people need to have a word with their self). I blame the media for making every one think we all have to sit in this perfect body bubble what a load of shit! People are to self concious now as a result.
Hold your tummy in when you post xx "
i would need my 2 hands, and yours, granny |
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"Who cares! some people suit being larger than skinny i get pissed off by fat blokes who think they can comment on a woman who dosnt look like they belong on the front cover of FHM just seems necky to me.Same same for chicks that dont wont blokes that dont come of the front cover of mens health (people need to have a word with their self). I blame the media for making every one think we all have to sit in this perfect body bubble what a load of shit! People are to self concious now as a result.
Hold your tummy in when you post xx
i would need my 2 hands, and yours, granny"
I never said that to you xxx I'll give you a hand tho if you want :P |
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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago
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I am not sure if I am classed as a fat bloke but I am a Littel over weight 
Having just done a quick google on sex and calories burnt I found these results!
Kissing for 1/2 hr 68 calories
Undressing. 8+ calories
Massage. 80+ calories
Sex per 1/2 hr. 144 + calories
Oral giveing or reviving per 1/2 hr 100
So by my calculations a 1 hr sex session = 400 calories burnt.
That's not a bad workout  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Admitting you are gay AND like fat guys is like coming out twice.
Some friends will forgive you one but not the other "
I'm not even going to mention fat, black, gay men cos it'll cause a right rumpus |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who cares! some people suit being larger than skinny i get pissed off by fat blokes who think they can comment on a woman who dosnt look like they belong on the front cover of FHM just seems necky to me.Same same for chicks that dont wont blokes that dont come of the front cover of mens health (people need to have a word with their self). I blame the media for making every one think we all have to sit in this perfect body bubble what a load of shit! People are to self concious now as a result."
I've had a word with myself and I'm still holding out for the 6' Adonis with the big ......... smile. |
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Sorry all you bears but you're not my type. 
