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A man just assaulted me with milk cream and butter
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"How dairy "Are you feeling battered | |||
"Oh ffs! "Hello geezer hope your well  | |||
"How dairy
Are you feeling battered "I feel as flat as a pancake | |||
"Oh ffs!
Hello geezer hope your well "I’m good thanks! Just had a ruby and some tinnies so living the dream 
Hope you’re ok too OP | |||
"Oh ffs!
Hello geezer hope your well
I’m good thanks! Just had a ruby and some tinnies so living the dream
Hope you’re ok too OP "Yea mate I’m good thanks just having a large scotch and when I’ve had that I’m gonna have another one | |||
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"O gosh , your milking this a bit xx " I like to churn it up a bit | |||
"O gosh , your milking this a bit xx I like to churn it up a bit "Hope your not trying to butter me up !! Xx | |||
"O gosh , your milking this a bit xx I like to churn it up a bit "This is the cream of your jokes | |||
"O gosh , your milking this a bit xx I like to churn it up a bit
Hope your not trying to butter me up !!
Xx"I would but you might go downhill quickly if I do | |||
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"Were you whipped up into a frenzy?" I’m ok now I’m living the dream topping | |||
"Were you whipped up into a frenzy? I’m ok now I’m living the dream topping "Ok, you can stop milking it now  | |||
"O gosh , your milking this a bit xx "  Beat me to it, sorry | |||
"Were you whipped up into a frenzy? I’m ok now I’m living the dream topping "You'll be getting yourself churned up | |||
"How dairy
Are you feeling battered
I feel as flat as a pancake "Did you give a toss | |||
"How dairy "Bit cheesy | |||
"How dairy
Are you feeling battered
I feel as flat as a pancake
Did you give a toss "Yea normally hits the ceiling if I do | |||
