Ok, so I’ve just had a random message from some fuckwit on Facebook. I’m sat here at home, bored so I think I need to play with him for a while. I think I need to concoct a life story to make me, and my friends giggle at what a numpty he is. Any ideas? |
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"Ok, so I’ve just had a random message from some fuckwit on Facebook. I’m sat here at home, bored so I think I need to play with him for a while. I think I need to concoct a life story to make me, and my friends giggle at what a numpty he is. Any ideas?"
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"Why is he a fuckwit, what was the message?"
He’s one of those who randomly message women, claiming to be in the British army based overseas. Won’t be long before he’s asking for money or for me to send pics of “bobs and vagene” |
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"Why is he a fuckwit, what was the message?
He’s one of those who randomly message women, claiming to be in the British army based overseas. Won’t be long before he’s asking for money or for me to send pics of “bobs and vagene” "
Ask him if he’s safe from corona. Ask how his family is ?
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"He bought it? Looool ! Must be quite the scammer. "
He thinks my children are called Covi and Corona!
I just asked him if he knows any ways to get money, told him I do t mind trying to scam people |
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How dare he, he just called me a liar!
I told him he doesn’t know who he’s talking to. My grandmother was the famous witch Henrietta of Coop and I learned a lot from her. All I need is a chicken egg and I will make his penis shrink and his balls shrivel
*Henrietta is one of our chickens who has just alerted me to her latest gift by shouting the egg laying song at the top of her voice |
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