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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But then I won't have a tongue?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"But then I won't have a tongue?

We can share mine then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But then I won't have a tongue?

We can share mine then. "

Tongues freak me out a bit.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"But then I won't have a tongue?

We can share mine then.

Tongues freak me out a bit.

I'll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I don't like tongues. Ever since a Camel stuck it's head in our car at the Safari park

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP you are good man keep going mate those are awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But then I won't have a tongue?

We can share mine then.

Tongues freak me out a bit.

I'll get me coat.

If it's got a coating you should see a dentist.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you just came out of the oven

Cuz you look hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice face, mind if I take a seat?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"But then I won't have a tongue?

We can share mine then.

Tongues freak me out a bit.

I'll get me coat.

If it's got a coating you should see a dentist. "

My dentist doesn't like me. I've not had so much as a filling in years. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice face, mind if I take a seat? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down

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By *r RRMan over a year ago

preston

Is there an airport near by?

Because my hearts about to take off. ??

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Is there an airport near by?

Because my hearts about to take off. ??"

Closed

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Did you drop from heaven your an Angel

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Did you just came out of the oven

Cuz you look hot "

Thanks

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By *ldguyMan over a year ago

ongar

Fancy a shag??

Well would you mind laying down while I have one.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Fancy a shag??

Well would you mind laying down while I have one.

When

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

in my youngers days me and a friend used to go out clubing, he used to just go up to women and sa "fancy a fuck" nine times out of ten he got a slap, but he always went home with someone

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hi, I’d love to dunk my biscuit in your tea

(this is clearly why I’m single

)

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Get your coat luv you've pulled, but you will have to wait a couple of months xx

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