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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The streets quiet because of the lockdown,
No men or women are in the town
And the women are alone wanting the bone
But because of Covid nineteen, they’ll be flicking the bean
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Carmen Carmen
Shes a tranny
But before that
She was a manny
Mr. Bants
In his underpants
Begged ladies to suck his willy
He's silly"
Granny crumpet
Shes a bit of a trumpet
But here on this site
Shes A bit of alright |
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"There is a man, a biscuit dunker,
He kept cake in his secret bunker.
Now I'm not sure but I've been told,
There is no fridge so now they're mould! "
There is a wee lass
Her name is Jimmy
There’s a little rumour
She likes a bendy ruler |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I apologise to Queen Leviosa in advance...   
While squatting behind Leviosa
I leaned in to look a tad closer.
Her legs came apart and she let out a fart
That smelled like a week old samosa"
I asked you not to tell people about this
It only happened three times ffs |
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"I apologise to Queen Leviosa in advance...
While squatting behind Leviosa
I leaned in to look a tad closer.
Her legs came apart and she let out a fart
That smelled like a week old samosa
I asked you not to tell people about this
It only happened three times ffs"
Oops..
Busted.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ladies they all want to rip his clothes off,
I swear it, I've seen it, they can't get enough.
I heard them all shouting "F. A. F PoF?"
Well that was until he started to cough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your name’s never mentioned on this type of thread,
But you’re totally awesome so let’s go to bed,
If you’re wondering who the recipient is,
It’s definitely YOU I want to cover with jizz. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some swingers are beginners,
Others are sinners and winners,
But we all must consider
This swinger is a gunslinger
That’s my go for the Jaffa cake ! I only have 2 donuts left
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rubi Dooby doux, Where are you ?
We've got some work to do now
Rubi Dooby doux, Where are you ?
We need some help from you now
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I'm pretty sure that's plagiarism. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His name was Sam, he liked to play,
He longed to get his end away.
He tried to lure ladies into his pool.
That's how he would get them wet, such a fool! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rubidoux when I think of you
It reminds me of the prettiest view
A rare beauty only found in a few
Once self isolation ends how about we have a few ?
Haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah, youngcub you're a bit of a cutie.
I'd sure like to have me a bite of your booty.
You wanna meet up? We'll just have to see,
I'm not sure you could handle a woman like me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To all those who think their not special
You are forever special to me
Especially when you gaze up at me from down on bended knee
Now I need to sleep zzzzz... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah, youngcub you're a bit of a cutie.
I'd sure like to have me a bite of your booty.
You wanna meet up? We'll just have to see,
I'm not sure you could handle a woman like me. "
A woman like you..
Nobody compares too rubidoux 
Sure we can wait and see
I’ll be here just being meee
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see you here, I see you there.
Thanks to stealth you don't see me stare.
30 seconds, your videos done.
just in time for me to cum."
It's not me, but you wish it was.
I don't do film and that's your loss.
But if we can agree a fee.
Maybe, just maybe? You will see! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The creep joined fab, the site of his dreams.
He was soon to find out all was not as it seems.
He thought he would join and be drowning in fanny,
But he just got ignored as he stroked his wee manny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The creep joined fab, the site of his dreams.
He was soon to find out all was not as it seems.
He thought he would join and be drowning in fanny,
But he just got ignored as he stroked his wee manny. "
I think this should be my new profile text hahah |
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"I see you here, I see you there.
Thanks to stealth you don't see me stare.
30 seconds, your videos done.
just in time for me to cum.It's not me, but you wish it was.
I don't do film and that's your loss.
But if we can agree a fee.
Maybe, just maybe? You will see!"
Huey, Huey be a dear,
whip it out so I can leer.
No films you say unless a fee.
When you change your mind get back to me
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"The creep joined fab, the site of his dreams.
He was soon to find out all was not as it seems.
He thought he would join and be drowning in fanny,
But he just got ignored as he stroked his wee manny. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your name’s never mentioned on this type of thread,
But you’re totally awesome so let’s go to bed,
If you’re wondering who the recipient is,
It’s definitely YOU I want to cover with jizz."
Oh Dan, I didn’t know you cared   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know that guy YeOldeWitchDoc?
I heard that he does magic things with his cock.
He gets on the ground and rubs it in the soil,
Then when he gets up it shoots out snake oil!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your name’s never mentioned on this type of thread,
But you’re totally awesome so let’s go to bed,
If you’re wondering who the recipient is,
It’s definitely YOU I want to cover with jizz.
Oh Dan, I didn’t know you cared "
Luv ya x  |
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"The ladies they all want to rip his clothes off,
I swear it, I've seen it, they can't get enough.
I heard them all shouting "F. A. F PoF?"
Well that was until he started to cough "
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the van Rubidoux
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ladies they all want to rip his clothes off,
I swear it, I've seen it, they can't get enough.
I heard them all shouting "F. A. F PoF?"
Well that was until he started to cough
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the van Rubidoux
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh how I long for PP to live close
It’s his beautiful butt I want the most
But for now I have to gaze upon his pic
While I lay on my bed and dream of his dick ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He puts toilet roll on his dick,
But I still wouldn't mind giving it a lick,
Pat Mustard is kind of funny,
I would let him spray his custard on my tummy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Testerossa you should be a porn flosser
Is that the right term for a valued collector of sperm?
Change your name to make this sh*t
easy
My heads spinning and I'm feeling
queasy!
Part 2
Testerossa must have perfect teeth, I'm sure
To go with that well set beef, I'm sure
She can be controversial
With titties that can nurse you
and a kick to put that ass on the floor
Part 3
Now I don't know you well
So don't take offence
This thread is not for those who sit on the fence
If you ever do sit on a fence with me
I'll be soon holding a ring down on bended knee...
Where's my Jaffa's!!!!!!!
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"Annabelle sexy as fuck
I'll make you a cake
For a squeeze of those buns.
Lemon drizzle here I come."
PP, you have very good taste indeed.
And enough cake to cover my greed.
Your drizzle is a sweet delight
I'll have a taste when I take a bite. |
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"Annabelle21 eats peas with honey
She's done it all her life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on her knife"
Peas with honey, now there a treat.
Keeping them on a knife is is quite a feat.
Once you start you cannot stop.
until the peas fall with a plop
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forum games are not for me,
Unless we're all isolated cos of covid-19,
Can you see the message on the left side?
Keeping safe until we can go for a ride. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up out of the brown jar this yeasty woman climbs
Short changed with effort and two lined rhymes
Prod her right and she goes all leaky
Have you guessed yet? That’s right it’s Cheeky
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Love it |
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"Your name’s never mentioned on this type of thread,
But you’re totally awesome so let’s go to bed,
If you’re wondering who the recipient is,
It’s definitely YOU I want to cover with jizz."
Awwwwww if only I could spare the loo roll for the after wipes x |
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"She’s lost her teeth, their now just gums
She fires her comments like loaded guns
She’s from a time when a slut was a strumpet
Guess her name, that’s right, its Granny Crumpet "
I do not have false teeth!
Why do people try to sterotype me.
Get your own steradent!
x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know that guy YeOldeWitchDoc?
I heard that he does magic things with his cock.
He gets on the ground and rubs it in the soil,
Then when he gets up it shoots out snake oil!
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 very good 
In bonnie Scotland a lass called Rubidoux
Perfected her moves sitting on the loo
She squats so low when she takes her shits
That it tightens her butt cheeks and pops out her tits
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"She’s lost her teeth, their now just gums
She fires her comments like loaded guns
She’s from a time when a slut was a strumpet
Guess her name, that’s right, its Granny Crumpet
I do not have false teeth!
Why do people try to sterotype me.
Get your own steradent!
x "
I tease her rotten about her teeth
But time will tell what lies beneath
Both sets of lips command this man
Come over here you naughty Gran |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Testerossa you should be a porn flosser
Is that the right term for a valued collector of sperm?
Change your name to make this sh*t
easy
My heads spinning and I'm feeling
queasy!
Part 2
Testerossa must have perfect teeth, I'm sure
To go with that well set beef, I'm sure
She can be controversial
With titties that can nurse you
and a kick to put that ass on the floor
Part 3
Now I don't know you well
So don't take offence
This thread is not for those who sit on the fence
If you ever do sit on a fence with me
I'll be soon holding a ring down on bended knee...
Where's my Jaffa's!!!!!!!
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Was that a proposition
Huey we have never spoke
If you met me in person
It would go up in smoke! |
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By *jonesMan
over a year ago
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Rubidoux spent a lot of time on porn hub watching Scoobydoo
She had a dream of a gang bang in the mystery machine with fred and shaggy with velma and Frankenstein too and doing it doggy style with scoobydoo
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a guy here called Mr Mystique,
If you ask him he'll give you a peek.
But reader beware, there's abundance of hair and he's not washed his cock in a week. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This could start row
But I'll risk it
Is a Jaffa cake a cake
Or a biscuit
Cakes go hard when off and biscuits go soft... end of row. You're welcome. "
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Never leave them long enough to find out : ( |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This could start row
But I'll risk it
Is a Jaffa cake a cake
Or a biscuit
Cakes go hard when off and biscuits go soft... end of row. You're welcome. m
Never leave them long enough to find out : ("
Very good point... |
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"There's a guy here called Mr Mystique,
If you ask him he'll give you a peek.
But reader beware, there's abundance of hair and he's not washed his cock in a week. "
This has just brought a tear to my japs eye |
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