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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So if we met in a bar how would you approach the situation and how would you win me over

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Pint of wine with an umbrella in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't. I've never been able to do that.

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Whisper on your ear FAF.

I heard that works every time.

Failing that take you in my car and pull a handbrake turn.

The second given way to a get a woman to go for you.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If you wanted picking up, I'd do that literally (my party trick).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if we met in a bar how would you approach the situation and how would you win me over "

Would you like some nuts tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give you a smile and then read your eyes

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By *ewcouplemidsCouple over a year ago

walsall

Old ways are the best

Use a club n rope then whisk you away lol

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"So if we met in a bar how would you approach the situation and how would you win me over "

Citizens arrest you with my furry handcuffs and detain you in my bedroom under isolation regulations until it's all over.

Instead of dropping a Ferrari key fob on the bar top to impress you I would drop a toilet roll, hand sanitiser and face mask on the bar top

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I wouldn't. I've never been able to do that."

I'd go home, kick myself, and wank

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"So if we met in a bar how would you approach the situation and how would you win me over "

offer you a handkerchief and ask if it smells of chloroform

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

"So if we met in a bar how would you approach the situation and how would you win me over "

Ask if you'd like to come home and watch porn on my wide screen mirror

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I wouldn't. I've never been able to do that.

I'd go home, kick myself, and wank

I’d go home with you, stop you from kicking yourself and kiss you while you wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'll get me coat

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By *rouchomarxMan over a year ago

Walsall

There’s a reason I’m on here and not picking up women in bars lol

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I wouldn't. I've never been able to do that.

I'd go home, kick myself, and wank

I’d go home with you, stop you from kicking yourself and kiss you while you wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nothing that takes my fancy then :p you should try harder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So if we met in a bar how would you approach the situation and how would you win me over "

Just use my seductive eyes & you'd approach me

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nothing that takes my fancy then :p you should try harder

So why shouldn't you come and talk to me??

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Id ask you if my handkerchief smelt of chloroform - youd say - no it smells of cum and id apologise and realise i brought the wrong handkerchief.... then reslise i

May have blown my chance!!

xxx

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