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over a year ago
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A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What's the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's truncheon?
One is for cunning stunts and the other is for, er...apprehending criminals!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream.""
Hahahaha crying  |
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"A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
Hahahaha crying "
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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago
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I was walking through the jungle on a trek once & saw a monkey in a tree holding a tin opener. I shouted over “you dont need a tin opener to peel a banana”
He shouted back “mind your own business! This is for the custard” |
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"I was walking through the jungle on a trek once & saw a monkey in a tree holding a tin opener. I shouted over “you dont need a tin opener to peel a banana”
He shouted back “mind your own business! This is for the custard”"
Hahahaha |
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"These new video games are so realistic. Husband just put his PS4 on to play FIFA20 and all games are cancelled till further notice"
So is my 16yr old lying to me then what else could he be doing up there to make him shout out yeeeeeeeeess aaaah  |
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"These new video games are so realistic. Husband just put his PS4 on to play FIFA20 and all games are cancelled till further notice
So is my 16yr old lying to me then what else could he be doing up there to make him shout out yeeeeeeeeess aaaah "
Mario Kart?? |
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