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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument. "
Not true my friend. I make sweet music with my sausage fingers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.
Not true my friend. I make sweet music with my sausage fingers "
You mean...
you mean there’s hope for me yet!! |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument. "
It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.
It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth. "
It might actually just be that I’m musically inept then.
I’ll have another go tomorrow  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.
It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth. "
Cock like girth?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.
Not true my friend. I make sweet music with my sausage fingers
You mean...
you mean there’s hope for me yet!!"
Time is the key. Plenty practice
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.
It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth.
Cock like girth?..."
I just thought he meant Garth.
The pretty blonde off of Wayne’s world |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.
It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth.
Cock like girth?...
I just thought he meant Garth.
The pretty blonde off of Wayne’s world"
Never watched it. Old people generation film. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.
It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth.
Cock like girth?...
I just thought he meant Garth.
The pretty blonde off of Wayne’s world
Never watched it. Old people generation film."
Ouch.
You’ve never seen Wayne’s world?
It’s not that old... *googles*
1992, that’s only 28 years ago  fuck!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That people are selfish back stabbing cunts.
More than I originally thought which scares me!
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Turn around, Let me just remove those knives and give you a hug. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That people are selfish back stabbing cunts.
More than I originally thought which scares me!
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Yep, and it’s a shit feeling  sending you careful, non back stabbing hugs xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That people are selfish back stabbing cunts.
More than I originally thought which scares me!
Turn around, Let me just remove those knives and give you a hug."
Aw thanks Sam I need a hug after the day I've had.
I'll keep one of the knives though - I fancy a rest in prison instead of having to look after selfish cunts! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That people are selfish back stabbing cunts.
More than I originally thought which scares me!
Yep, and it’s a shit feeling sending you careful, non back stabbing hugs xx"
Thankyou lovely.
I've literally had the day from hell.
I'm having ALL the wine now fuck it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That people are selfish back stabbing cunts.
More than I originally thought which scares me!
Yep, and it’s a shit feeling sending you careful, non back stabbing hugs xx
Thankyou lovely.
I've literally had the day from hell.
I'm having ALL the wine now fuck it "
You’re welcome x Have it and enjoy it, you deserve it xx |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"People (especially men) with big fat fingers will never be able to teach themselves to play a string instrument.
It’s not true! I play bass and a bit of flamenco / classical - albeit pretty badly - and have fingers with cock like girth.
Cock like girth?...
I just thought he meant Garth.
The pretty blonde off of Wayne’s world"
No no no.... the perimeter of a parallel projection of a shape. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm getting far more work done from home without the constant distractions a busy office provides. Who knew I could do much of my work in at least half the time!? I really didn't think I'd enjoy wfh but it's great. And I have my kids around too. And I can put a wash load on while no ones looking. And I'm not using my car. Win win win!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm getting far more work done from home without the constant distractions a busy office provides. Who knew I could do much of my work in at least half the time!? I really didn't think I'd enjoy wfh but it's great. And I have my kids around too. And I can put a wash load on while no ones looking. And I'm not using my car. Win win win!!!"
Problem is now how many who are finding similair will want to go back to their offices, and should they have too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm getting far more work done from home without the constant distractions a busy office provides. Who knew I could do much of my work in at least half the time!? I really didn't think I'd enjoy wfh but it's great. And I have my kids around too. And I can put a wash load on while no ones looking. And I'm not using my car. Win win win!!!
Problem is now how many who are finding similair will want to go back to their offices, and should they have too "
I'll happily go back. It's different but both have their advantages and both are pretty good from where I'm sitting. Guess that's why I work where I do.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm getting far more work done from home without the constant distractions a busy office provides. Who knew I could do much of my work in at least half the time!? I really didn't think I'd enjoy wfh but it's great. And I have my kids around too. And I can put a wash load on while no ones looking. And I'm not using my car. Win win win!!!
Problem is now how many who are finding similair will want to go back to their offices, and should they have too
I'll happily go back. It's different but both have their advantages and both are pretty good from where I'm sitting. Guess that's why I work where I do. "
Lucky sod |
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I've learnt my neighbour's are stupid/selfish! I thought them a nice young couple. However they've just had an afternoon party, with much coming and going! Due to shared access and being on the 'at risk ' category I'm now effectively trapped at home!
Unbelievable!?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some strange reason my dog can’t resist eating squirrel crap even if she throws up afterwards every single time "
Never seen a squirrel shit. I'm curious, are the big? Nutty? Do they drop them from a hight? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For some strange reason my dog can’t resist eating squirrel crap even if she throws up afterwards every single time
Never seen a squirrel shit. I'm curious, are the big? Nutty? Do they drop them from a hight? "
No idea but she always finds it |
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I've learnt my neighbour's are stupid/selfish! I thought them a nice young couple. However they've just had an afternoon party, with much coming and going! Due to shared access and being on the 'at risk ' category I'm now effectively trapped at home!
Unbelievable!?? |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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Today I've learnt all about triangle numbers, I was alright with squares, square roots and to the power of, today I've done a crash course in algebra and triangle numbers in order to be able to teach my daughter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I learnt this life is totally unpredictable however much people plan it out. So fab peeps let’s live it and make the most of what we got however little or much we got or get. Enjoy those taken for granted moments.
On a lighter note I am a horny animal today and can’t help it haha |
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"Tequila with sugar on the Lemon "
Tequila with a lime cordial
Separate shot glasses..... Tiny sip of Rose's Lime Cordial..... Shot of Tequila.... another small sip of cordial to chase! Its Awesome! |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
In my happy place |
"I've learnt my neighbour's are stupid/selfish! I thought them a nice young couple. However they've just had an afternoon party, with much coming and going! Due to shared access and being on the 'at risk ' category I'm now effectively trapped at home!
Unbelievable!?? "
You must report them to police. They are risking lives. |
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